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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall

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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There have always been weirdo sex cults, but I'm old enough to remember we didn't organize our whole economy towards their desires
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man's out here admitting to crimes everyday
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 26/09/2026
How do you know this doc has Elon rattled? Because all of the other oligarchs are trying to protect his ego. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will AI make us stupider? Sure. But I'm a moron and I turned out just fine.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For Sartre, "hell is other people" For Melania, "family time is suffering"
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But other than that, Lady Liberty, how did you like the play?
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"So listen, these rich weirdos thought they could invent god if we gave them enough computer chips" is basically a true statement.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tbh, at this point it'd be more surprising if there wasn't a SV cult worshipping claude
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The US turned a piece of Harry Potter fanfic into a religious text" sounds like the last thought you have before waking up from a nightmare.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone on bsky is once again talking about how the US is run by morons in a sex cult
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
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A Philly family bought their first home thanks to reparations from Quakers in Germantown
Green Street Friends Meeting, a Quaker congregation in Germantown, pledged to spend $50,000 a year for 10 years as part of its reparations work. It’s helping Black Philadelphians become homeowners.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😂 Brilliant from Londoners - lol
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know they're sensitive about being called the American Sex Offender Party, but if your American political party is full of sex offenders...
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know they're very sensitive about being called the American Nazi Party, but if your American political party is filled with nazis...
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Elon’s grotesque extremism should be a topic in literally every interview with every Republican everywhere
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You would think that Elon has everything he needs to be a Bond villain -- billionaire, nazi, responsible for millions of deaths, wants to do stupid stuff in space -- but unfortunately he's completely devoid of charisma.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The GOP's obsession with children's genitals continues apace
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Never ever beating the weird allegations
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"*You* have too many holidays!" - a guy who spends all of his time golfing and watching TV
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I know what you're thinking, but just imagine how rich the six of us could be if we could somehow get everybody else to work way more."
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To start your car you should have to put your foot up in the dashboard and pull the cord several times. No more of this stop/start button!
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
GOP is not even playing with the big racism dial anymore, it's "this racism dial goes to eleven"
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The US is creating a whole new generation of people that boil everything because no food is safe.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People say George Washington was the best president, but he only damaged one cherry tree, folks, And he couldn't even lie about it. Do you believe it? I'm damaging so many cherry trees. And I can lie about anything. And yet I don't get the credit.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hearing that Canada's negotiators are preparing to back down on this and introduce legislation requiring baby cut carrots to be labelled "trump ding-a-lings" / "ding-a-lings de trump".
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry, there's no excuse for your X use.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's understandable for people to be deeply upset about this, because the framing of this summary card is really misstating the scope and implication of the ruling. The actual ruling is narrowly drawn (and caused by several really bad choices the prosecution made in prosecution!)
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hearing that one of the US's trade demands was that Canada put Trump's name on all packages of baby cut carrots.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The pointless trade war is not a distraction from the pointless shooting war, nor is it a setup for a future pointless shooting war. There's nothing that strategic about it. This is just a guy who likes losing wars.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I mean, on top of everything else, isn't the whole point of data centers that they're *somewhere else*? A data center that's close you is just your own computer.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Sex Rifles
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
JD Vance, the 48th President, is widely remembered for being the least charismatic leader in the history of the 250-year-old former republic. His tenure was short and cringey.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I understand that it *sounds* biblical to send your daughter's husband to collect bribes from murderers while you encourage your mistress to look as much like your daughter as possible, but it's not actually in the Bible.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It seems like you could probably make a lot of money selling fake rare books to AI companies? (I'm not saying you should do that, to be clear.)
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Grok, can you generate a video of the saddest, most friendless loser posing like he's auditioning for a 90s R&B music video?
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well, at least we can all look forward to the day when Trump fires Todd Blanche because he fails to carry out some crime well enough.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you live in a blue state that isn't reviewing legislation to allow direct to customer car sales, you live in a state where Democrats don't know what they're doing.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's the most moderate position: simply return ICE to the way it was in 1999
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AGE VERIFICATION CHECK I've had songs by the Spin Doctors in my head all week, so...
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The thing about American politics right now is that anywhere that makes it possible to exclude Nazis is going to be considered a "leftist bubble".
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hard to believe that someone partnering with trump would lose money on the deal...
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I know what you're thinking: does the US give millions of dollars to it's stupidest white men, or does having millions of dollars make white men stupid? (The answer is both)
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rumor is that someone in the Mariners' front office inquired about trading for Max Scherzer, but the rest of the organization thinks he's a myth
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 30/07/2026
NEW FROM ME: A frenzy of cruel and unusual ICE flights over the last few days suggests the Trump admin is ratcheting up its ethnic cleansing campaign. And it may be increasingly desperate to find willing collaborators. My breakdown: gillianbrockell.com/frenzy-of-cr...
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Frenzy of cruel and unusual ICE flights shows Trump’s ethnic cleansing campaign is escalating – again
Seven apparent ICE removal flights in the last few days – including third-country removals, prolonged shackling, and failed deportations – reveal an agency ratcheting up.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People will say anything in the newspaper. "Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Agree with @jamellebouie.net that it's pretty clear Elon Musk wanted to eviscerate USAID *for the purpose of killing as many African people as possible.* Mass death wasn't an accidental byproduct of his "deep state" paranoia; it was a key mission of DOGE. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...
One might even see his destruction of the United States Agency for International Development — responsible, so far, for an estimated 700,000 deaths worldwide — as consistent with his concern with falling white birthrates relative to those in places such as sub-Saharan Africa, where U.S.A.I.D. was active. After all, one way to secure a future for Western children, in this zero-sum view of the world, would be to starve African ones.
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's important to note that this has been the pitch the entire time. "We're very close to inventing God. Only we can be trusted to invent a good God. Anything we do, noatter how evil, in therefore justified."
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Gulliver's Jump Then Fall @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Giannis out here insider trading in which of his brothers gets kidnapped
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Jim Manley @jamespmanley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would read 10 thousand words on how the Trump and Biden administrations allowed this drug addict so much access to the federal government
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