Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Posting this for no particular reason today 🤭 021
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Just thought about the field day Wendy Williams would have with the Erika K*rk of it all and I almost shed a tear. 000
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerJonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Merry Christmas Eve!! 🎄😂 241
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I clocked you slipping “confident to its identity” in there under the wire Stephen Miller 000
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Tired: healthcare plan in the next couple weeks Wired: housing reform (?) in the new year 000
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Not the hottest country anywhere in the world 😂 Diva talking about the country like it’s a post breakup revenge body lollll 010
Reposted by Jonathan Parkerceej @ceej.online · 18/12/2025we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky 212599236
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Trump: “Nobody can believe what’s going on!” Fact check: TRUE 😭 021
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025At least this is just a holiday airing of grievances instead of a new war announcement. 020
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Somebody actually wrote this shit. Embarassing 000
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Pretty proud of this chili I made yesterday 😌 040
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 05/11/2025You ever see a guy in sunglasses on a dating app and you’re like “aww wish I could see those eyes!” And then you keep swiping and there’s a sunglasses off pic and he literally looks like the guy from the face melting gif from Indiana Jones? Shit sucks. 000
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Mood when I got to work and realized it’s Wednesday after spending the first hour of my day thinking it was Thursday 010
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I really do love living in Chicago and I’ve grown to enjoy all of its quirks and traditions BUT the air and water show is stupid as fuck and I hate it so much 010
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Biggest missed opportunity in the world is that there isn’t a place to just stream every episode of Wendy Williams show. I would fall asleep to it nightly 000
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerJonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame 152
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time 390364507701
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this 8096338014280
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/06/2025From @aoc.bsky.social, what we should have heard from Jeffries and others in the Democratic leadership 954295
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I don’t think I’ve seen a single statement from a Democratic Senator calling this what it is: an unconstitutional military action that is grounds for immediate impeachment and removal. 140
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerBT, The Governor @un-conquered.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Millennials: 10786259
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerDavid Faris @davidfaris.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable. 579365559390
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerJonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 21/06/2025This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...youtu.beKeke Palmer "Just Keke" (Visual Album)YouTube video by KeyTV Network 031
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 21/06/2025This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵 youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...youtu.beKeke Palmer "Just Keke" (Visual Album)YouTube video by KeyTV Network 031
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame 152
Reposted by Jonathan Parkerbobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025gays love to be like “this outfit was a hit last night” and they’re just fully naked 1757
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 04/06/2025It’s so horny over here during insomnia hours lol 000
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Some recession indicators are better than others 😋 010
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerJB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams 393325501
Reposted by Jonathan ParkerSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 24/03/2025It turns out a cabinet full of camera-ready dilettantes operates pretty much exactly how you'd expect 426440
Jonathan Parker @jonathanparker.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Why the fuck does Tate McRae have to go so hard?!? Like, how dare she?!? 030
