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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
136 minutes until my You Can See Everything screening
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aw yeah that’s the good shit
10 day forecast without a single high temp above 68 degrees Fahrenheit
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Made homemade wings but forgot to adjust the recipe's breading ratio for my smaller portion and they're inedibly salty
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sometimes I'll look for a YouTube video in an incognito window in order to avoid messing up my algorithm, which also means I occasionally get a rather despairing glimpse into what the algorithm-free YouTube looks like
Recommended YouTube videos in my incognito window:

-Star Wars but it's ruined by AI
-1 IN A MILLION MOMENTS IN SPORTS !
-The 301 Spartans - SNL
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For comparison, here's what The Social Network's opening weekend looked like in 2010 dollars. Reckoning's final total may not even reach Network's unadjusted two-day total.
The Social Network's opening weekend box office:

Friday: $8M
Saturday: $8.876M ($16.876M)
Sunday: $5.569M ($22.446M)
 
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Social-Network-The-(2010)#domestic
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just realized it's a big weekend for all the Molly's Game heads out there
Jessica Chastain and Aaron Sorkin at the premiere of Molly's Game.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got trailers for Day Drinker and Ebenezer before Digger.
Natasha Lynne saying "what the fuck, dude?" in Poker Face.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always funny to run across one of these
Letterboxd Friends’ Rating breakdown with all 3-5 ratings except for a lone 1 star ratingThe friend who doesnt like ANYTHING meme
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The final weekend number pushes this just ahead of Resident Evil: Afterlife's final domestic total to become the biggest Resident Evil movie ever domestically.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is there any tech company that started with a gimmick that did not eventually give up on it so it could homogenize itself with the rest of the field?
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kinda cool of Elijah Wood that after being top-billed in three of the biggest movies of the young century, he chose his first big follow-up role after those movies to be the 6th-billed massive stalker creep in a post-modern RomCom.
(The movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fetterman is the political personification of this tweet
Dril tweet “go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up” at me. it only makes my opinions Worse”
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Variety headline: Tom Cruise Is Confident Paramount-Warner Bros. Will Release 30 Films a Year After Merger: ‘They’re Going to Deliver’

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/tom-cruise-david-ellison-paramount-warner-bros-merger-1236846704/Tommy Lee Jones giving the "you dumb motherfucker" look in No Country for Old Men
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Homer Simpson with his giant foam cowboy hat and air horn in the "Whacking Day" episode.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"We want you to understand why Scrooge is cutting people down verball--" THAT'S WHAT THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST IS FOR
Jim Hamm yelling in “The Suitcase”
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
…why does he think the Golden Goose was killed?
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2003 was a big year for family movies with concert performance finales.
School of RockFreaky FridayThe Lizzie McGuire Movie
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My preemptive reaction to every complaint/concern troll about Coyote vs. Acme's box office
"The truth is?" It doesn't matter. The movie got [released]." - Zack Snyder
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Robby on The Pitt hitting a facepalm
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Those twenty soldiers:
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Only 16 days into the month, the August 2026 box office has already out-grossed every previous August since 2016, and will soon surpass it as the biggest August ever - the first time post-COVID that a month's box office record has been beaten. www.boxofficemojo.com/month/?ref_=...
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Life in Illinois this week
Adam Driver Marriage Story meme "Every day I wake up (and it's still raining)"/smashing wall/"[crying]"
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is Diggity the new Barbenheimer
Release schedule for October 2 showing Digger and Verity coming out the same day
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did you know we have three movies doing 10th anniversary re-releases in America this weekend
Screenshot of Fandango listing for re-releases of Train to Busan, Your Name, and La La Land.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm tired of living through unprecedented times
Article excerpt:

“This is the craziest storm season I’ve ever seen,” WGN-TV meteorologist Bill Snyder said. “There’s been no rest for the wicked.”

Snyder said Illinois will likely pass 200 confirmed tornadoes after Tuesday’s storms, far and away the most tornadoes of any state in the country for 2026, according to the National Weather Service.

If Illinois continues this stormy trend, it may not only add to its state record but perhaps break a nationwide record for the total number of tornadoes in one state in any single year — 232 tornados in Texas in 2015 and 1967.

“I’m firmly convinced Illinois will break the national tornado record before 2026 is over,” Snyder said.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How it feels making my first obnoxiously early Oscar predictions every year
Bugs Bunny "lord forgive me but its time to go back to tha old me" meme
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why is he texting me
Spam text from 416 area code saying "How's everything going at the club?"Adam Driver in Megalopolis saying "so go back to the cluuuuurb..."
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Now seated for a first time watch:
The Godfather Part II at the Gene Siskel Film Center
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If Primetime scores some Oscar noms next year we may be getting our second “Conan O’Brien is caught on To Catch a Predator” awards show cold open gag
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The biggest Tuesday gross of all time. The Spider-Man franchise now has four of the six biggest Tuesdays of all time (two of them thanks to opening that day) www.the-numbers.com/box-office-r...
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I also just watched this trailer for the first time this morning; all that racist handwringing over Lupita playing Helen of Troy and the one shot of her in this trailer that went viral is of her playing Clytemnestra
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Checking back in on the YouTube comments on that Odyssey Countdown Trailer
@costilla1212
4 weeks ago
I'm surprised they forgot the rap music 😂
33K likes
227 replies

@andrewtroy810
4 weeks ago
The Odyssey: Downtown LA edition.
39K likes
118 replies

@GigaCrafty
4 weeks ago
Shout out to Universal for leaving the comments on.
37K likes
134 replies

@acinnabarmoth
4 days ago
this comment section is comparable to the suitors laughing at Odysseus, lol
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@jiminycriket
4 weeks ago
The face that launched a thousand "SHHHHEEEEEIIITS..." 😖
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Finally!
Letterboxd notification: “The Napa Boys is now available to stream on Hoopla US”
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This A-list billionaire literally has 2, maybe 3 friends. If all of them are busy, our playboy will literally just sit in his home and not do anything and waits for someone to call or text him. He doesn't read or watch television or doom scroll, he just sits there. Not Tony Stark
Bruce Wayne sitting in his study, waiting for the batsignal in Batman Returns (1992)
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If, like me, you were wondering why The Numbers suddenly went from the best box office site on the web to a fraction of its former self this spring, turns out AI bots and gambling markets are to blame. Incredibly detailed/frightening piece from @stephenfollows.com: stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-...
Article excerpt:

Around December 2025, we saw another big spike in traffic which I attribute to agentic AI: a combination of AI agents that scrape sites in response to prompts, and people being able to write agents that scrape sites.

Like every data-rich site, by early 2026 The Numbers was being hammered hard by AI bots scraping its pages over and over at an industrial scale. Bruce says that only 10% of their traffic is from humans browsing the site, with the rest coming from AI bots and automated traffic.

[Chart showing Who Visits The Numbers as of April 2026: 10% regualr human users, 10% AI agents doing live searches, 80% Other automated traffic]Article Excerpt:

Who would want private access to a box office website?
At first glance, The Numbers may not seem like an obvious target. It doesn’t collect credit card information, and there is no juicy customer data to flip on the dark web. It is a small, independent company that publishes how much money movies make.

How could someone expect to make money purely from having private access to their site?

In case you haven’t guessed it yet, it’s linked to prediction markets.

Polymarket runs weekly markets on opening weekends, and names The Numbers as the ultimate source of truth:

The ‘Daily Box Office Performance’ figures found on the ‘Box Office’ tab on this movie’s The Numbers page will be used to resolve this market once the values for the 3-day opening weekend are final.

The sums on any single weekend market are modest by financial-market standards, typically in the tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars, with a couple of million dollars across live box office markets at any given time.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We’re also seeing “election denialism” in how they’re treating the audience scores available, claiming Rotten Tomatoes is “blocking negative reviews” while holding up the obviously-review-bombed Metacritic “showing a more accurate picture. “
Tweet from “AI_EmeraldApple”: The audience scores are in The Odyssey and rotten tomatoes is once again manipulating the ratings, as they are currently blocking negative scores. Metacritic is showing a more accurate picture of the real rating for the movie, rated at a 5.7 average.

“Other movies such as the woman king also boast a massively high viewer score of 99% despite its viewer score on metacritic at only 3.2.”
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
He really only had District 9 in him huh
Neill Blomkamp tweet:

NIGHTBORNE is the first full test AI film I have made. It was made using Seedance 2.0.

I've been experimenting with AI for a couple of years, and it's now at the point where I want to tackle a full feature in this format. This is a 13-minute test start.

It was made with real concept artists, and features the faces and voices of 32 real people.

Barley Studios will be my new AI studio for creating my own films, the way Oats Studios was for traditional film and VFX. 
@Barleystudiosai
 

Full film in the reply.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Curious how much that viewing number goes up in the lead-up to next week's Blank Check episode.
In the Blink of an Eye's Letterboxd page, showing it currently has 13k logs: https://letterboxd.com/film/in-the-blink-of-an-eye-2026/
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey scores Nolan’s fifth A grade from CinemaScore, after his Batman trilogy and Oppenheimer. The rest of his CinemaScore history: A: Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, Oppenheimer, Odyssey A-: Dunkirk B+: Inception, Interstellar B: Insomnia, Prestige, Tenet
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The countdown to "all of those ratings are bots Metacritic has the only authentic audience score" begins now
Rotten Tomatoes verified audience score for The Odyssey, currently at 97% with 500+ verified ratings.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Now seated for (in IMAX 70mm):
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“they faces killing me why nobody gaf” Family guy meme
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Waiting to go to the theater to see The Odyssey in IMAX
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well at least my big plans for this evening involve sitting inside for three hours
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fascinating to look at how Nolan's biggest movies all stack up against each other on Google Trends
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Conservative/tech bro grifters telling their followers this is a better Odyssey adaptation than Nolan’s version:
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you're looking for a Sam Neill watch you might not have seen before, might I recommend Gillian Armstrong's lovely My Brilliant Career (now streaming on HBO Max and The Criterion Channel)
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love how ruthless Christopher Nolan's own kids are with him
Indiewire 2018 article: "Christopher Nolan Took His Kids to See ‘Phantom Thread’ and Now They Call Him ‘Woodcock’ When He’s Being Mean"  https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/christopher-nolan-phantom-thread-get-out-lady-bird-oscars-1201926428/FilmUpdates tweet: "Christopher Nolan says he told his son he removed his Oscars from his office while writing ‘THE ODYSSEY’ because they felt “daunting” to look at.

His son replied: “But you didn’t win any for writing.”"
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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