Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 8hPigs in a Blanket *sandwich*!! Truly the sun will never set on the British Empire. 030
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026@crobertcargill.bsky.social Remember that BATTLETRUCK helicopter shot story I told you about? A friend unearthed pictures of it from some obscure promo material! 2244
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Nick Cave is one of my favourite artists in the world … but these days he’s flogging merch like a man at Walter White levels of ‘providing for my family’. 230
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Amazing premiere screening of BLACK SHEEPS. Incredible, warm crowd – who made lots of noise when we did something cool or gross! 150
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026World Premiere of BLACK SHEEPS in Sitges tonight! So proud to share the night with two of our stars, Tabatha Killick and Nathan Meister! Sitges is a genre filmmakers’ dream: treated like blimmin royalty! 86614
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Arrived today in beautiful Sitges, Spain – for the World Premiere (sold out!) of BLACK SHEEPS! 4403
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hot take (from Belgium): if the CGI Tintin movie had gone with this look – rather than the ‘you can see the pores of their skin’ bullshit (and, you know, not decided they could write a better ending than Hergé) – it could have been an all timer. 1121
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve made a pilgrimage to Belgium to look at the holy relics. 392
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Harvey Keitel looking back fondly now on the walked-out-Stanley-Kubrick years. 111
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Christopher Cuxon looks forward to bottoming out the Top party. 042
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026MarK Zuckerberg continues his unstoppable run of genius tech decisions by committing to making pervo-glasses bigger and bigger and BIGGER until we have no choice but to love them. 140
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s up to the media to ascertain whether or not Luxon murdered a homeless person on a dare in 2002. That’s not appropriate if that’s the case but equally I’m sure he hasn’t done that. 2317
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Feeling like maybe I shouldn't have watched BACKROOMS on the plane ... 0100
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well you may be in a position to dictate that Chris, and you may not. 2163
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here it is! The BLACK SHEEPS poster – featuring our spectacular star, Tabatha Killick, the incredible Joe Witkowski and the mighty (honorary) Dane Nathan Meister! Opens mid-November in NZ! 1013539
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And yet when I do it somehow it’s ’disorderly conduct’ and ‘wilful damage’. 060
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dammit people, you made me do two new ones in one go: 070
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah, Trump is using words like ‘ineloquent’ when he’s posting at night, but can only muster ‘dumb’ during the day. 040
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What the fuck does ‘a select few’ mean? Is that a ‘cyclists are elitist’ dogwhistle? 290
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mick Jones as a drunk businessman doing karaoke of ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go?’ in Michael Winterbottom’s CODE 46. 040
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the most cartoonishly evil things over ever read from a NZ politician: ACT will freeze minimum wage … “and workers can have a pay rise when productivity rises”. 4487
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Given the child is the only person mentioned in this newsflash, I’m guessing they’re the one responsible. 1100
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We’re so excited that it’s been announced at last that BLACK SHEEPS will have its world premiere at the Sitges International Film Festival, the biggest genre festival in the world, in Spain in October! 43212
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The space after that first comma doing a LOT of work … 010
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The funniest bit: the English distributor saying ‘it can be about whatever they like in America, but it’s not about Robin Hood in the UK!” 070
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Young people today won’t believe you when you tell them that hat wearing in the early 1980s wasn’t just ubiquitous but almost universally mandatory, and that a band calling themselves Men Without Hats pretty much branded them as dangerous lunatics. 2316
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Can I suggest that the cycle lane doesn’t make it more complicated to walk to parliament but it probably makes it more complicated to pick him up outside his apartment and drive (the 8m) to parliament. 040
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Let’s gooooooo! (Our breeding programme finally paying dividends!) 0221
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Jeez, I don't know if I can wait until mid-Eighteentember. 0121
Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Mad respect to this dude for getting the title of his favourite Hitchcock movie tattooed across his face. Probably graphically an easier choice than, say, The Trouble With Harry. 5110