Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026we talk a lot about eating billionaires and so on, but there's a lot of folks down stream of that that also need to be on the menu 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy Dragon's Dogma II: Dark Arisen Day to all* who celebrate *me, i'm the one celebrating 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026on one hand, i would like most celebrities to simply not talk about politics because even when they aren't bad, they are stupid and cringe. on the other hand, whenever a celebrity specifically says, "i don't want to talk about politics," immediate red flag, burn all their movies, persona non grata. 000
Reposted by Jonathan CoveyJakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026YES on 40 NO on 41 NO on 42 for all CA friends out there 1011601129
Reposted by Jonathan CoveySmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75262419841
Reposted by Jonathan CoveyT. Craig M. @tcm01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026About a month until the election. Vote early. Post signs, bumper stickers. Wear candidate/cause t-shirts or buttons or caps. Get involved with a local campaign or activist group. Donate money to campaigns. Help a get-out-the-vote drive. The more people dive in, the more likely change becomes. 031
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the clip montage they’re going to play when Pattinson wins the Oscar for this is going to be insane. boxd.it/gD07ttboxd.itA ★★★★★ review of Primetime (2026)WEREGONNABEDANUMBAONESHOWONPRIMETIME Robert Pattinson made some choices and that’s why he’s the GOAT. 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026every time this movie could’ve done something interesting it decided not to. boxd.it/gBOMq3boxd.itA ★½ review of Verity (2026)we deserve better psychosexual schlock. 000
Reposted by Jonathan CoveyHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am making a mental note of everyone defending a guy who literally said he did it and also literally said it was fucked up that he didn't get punished for it 630418
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026whoever came up with the "For You" tab should never know peace. 100
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i fucking hate Gavin Newsom, dude. these glasses are going to be next tech thing that sucks ass that are going to be shoved down our throats anyway. 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's very easy to not sexually assault someone. i just never understand how someone could just, like, do that to someone. 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this phase of late stage capitalism is very instructive because it has finally become apparent that the job of a CEO is to simply say whatever bullshit will goose the stock price for a couple minutes. we've got a dream of an idea of a blueprint for a plan and that's all that matters. 000
Reposted by Jonathan CoveyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can’t belive the lovable ai agent from the privacy invasion company did privacy invasion.  418511
Reposted by Jonathan CoveyThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-… 263118473
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026no but you don't understand guys it's the future trust me bro 011
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yeah i don’t think those Cornell rapists should know peace for the rest of their lives 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Criterion Channel upgraded their video playback codec and now is basically unusable on my 2013 Mac Pro, so that’s cool. 110
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh, that one, okay. i have heard this before. i have no idea how it could possibly be the most listened to song in the world other than everything is fake and driven by auto play and algorithms 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i think it's very cruel that a bunch of film critics in New York got to see GODZILLA MINUS ZERO without me. 020
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i think this might be the only film i've seen twice this year? boxd.it/goYrClboxd.itA ★★★★½ review of Resident Evil (2026)Cregger's best movie by long shot because he put his "too galaxy brained for his own good" sensibilities that tend to make his other films barely tolerable to good use for once. here, the only formall... 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026add me to the "BETTER CALL SAUL is better than BREAKING BAD" roster 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is a really stupid idea... but they know what they're doing putting Goth Rogue front and center. 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026we really gotta stop getting bent out of shape over budgets on video games and movies and tv shows. like, i get it, but we're talking about human artists getting paid and the constant 😱😱😱 every time budgets for a thing are reported i think feeds in the AI propaganda more than folks realize. 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a third of these games barely exist, another third look actively bad and the last third could, in fact, be bangers (like Precognition). and yet, i fully agree every single thing on this list will be better than GTA VI. 000
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026as someone forged in the fires of Bad PS3 Licensed Games, this also drives me nuts. and i can't fully explain it, there's always a whiff of anti-wokeness to the posts somehow. 020
Reposted by Jonathan Coveyshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3961951537
Reposted by Jonathan Coveyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 382372383
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i worked at the California Academy of Sciences, which was Claude's home. shortly after Anthropic began sponsoring his enclosure because brand synergy or whatever, Claude died. i'm just saying. 000
Reposted by Jonathan Coveyheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026the thing about the pokemon scalper discord posts is they are very funny but they’re not unique. that is how the vast majority of investors, landlords, business owners think. obviously you can find exceptions but that is simply your brain on capitalism 111552364
Reposted by Jonathan CoveyKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:deadline.comDone! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. DiscoveryParamount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD. 16835731391
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026RESIDENT EVIL is so good i was able to (mostly) forget that i accidentally bought tix for a ScreenX showing. 021
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ScreenX has to be the stupidest way to watch a movie. 000
Reposted by Jonathan Coveyheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley 153694754
Reposted by Jonathan Coveyheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent 7459511680
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i see Nintendo got the guy that writes their Directs to write the tutorials in the new Fire Emblem. opening chests may reveal items, you say? will wonders never cease. 000
Reposted by Jonathan CoveyTyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”orlandosentinel.comDocs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI... 9655492164
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026big thing with ai isn’t that “it’s gotten so good,” because it hasn’t. the problem is it’s always been *just* good enough at a glance that when you click on a thumb nail or see a blurb, you have to look at it for 5 sec before you see what it is. but that 5 sec is traffic, so nobody cares. 100
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026are trans folk mean or are you just a little bitch? 010
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026me, someone who hasn't even hit credits on Star Wars Zero Company, reading reviews of the new Fire Emblem that mention it's like 100 hrs long:static.klipy.comMr. Burns Says Excellent!ALT: Mr. Burns Says Excellent! 000
Reposted by Jonathan Coveyheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 16/09/2026streaming services autoplaying shit during credits is such a crime you gotta sit in the moment when something finishes! a game or a movie or an album or whatever i do think its good if you gotta get up, turn the light on, take out the disc 744847
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026so long as ceos exist, i should be allowed to play video games at work because the argument of "wasting company time" doesn't hold up when there just some guy sucking up millions of dollars doing fucking nothing 100
Jonathan Covey @jonathancovey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026you can't even say stuff like "neutrality is picking a side." he dropped Macklemore. that's not inaction, he picked a side. and guess what? actions have consequences. 100
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