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We're the city that bombed itself.

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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 16h
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 16h
Nixon was "intelligent" and still was caught being a crook. W's dumb AF but manufactured a war in Iraq as revenge for targeting his father killing thousands of Americans and a hundred times more civilians. Main thing Republicans have in common is being douchebags.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What I'm saying here is that the people Trump probably refers to as RINOs, or who otherwise identify as Republicans, conservatives, etc. might be evil. They may even be cowardly. But they are not ignorant to what Trump and his supporters are. They see them for what they are, and it can't be good.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He did what the Hollywood elite sent him there to do.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OBL was always working for the Saudis, Russians, and Republicans. If you get some crazies to blow up a few buildings, your rich buddies can do whatever the fuck they want in the name of security.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GWB and his buddies manufacted WMDs and war in Iraq to topple Saddam because, "after all, this is a guy who tried to kill my dad" and it ain't treason? What do we have to show for it? A few thousand dead Americans, a few hundred thousand dead Iraqis, a few trillion spent, and Iran controls it now.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Nazi says we shouldn't kill Nazis." www.newsweek.com/tucker-carls...
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Tucker Carlson sparks backlash with Hitler claim: 'He needs help'
The media personality dismissed the prospect of Britons speaking German after a Nazi victory with the response: “Who cares?”
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing happened after Flint's water was poisoned. I'm guessing more of the same on this issue, too. What's worse for America, starving citizens or thirsty? www.youtube.com/shorts/TS6vN...
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The Water Lord
YouTube video by Gossip Goblin
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oops! I Crapped My Pants
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now you're thinking with portals.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Didn't Kraft get busted for fucking hookers like, eleventy times? Anyone touches him with a 10 foot pole you know they got paid.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If only Republicans could demonstrate their mandate. No more wars.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's at least one dildo in my personal data.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump's all set to send Israel 60,000 1 ton bombs to Israel. Guess the whole "uncommitted" thing didn't work out as hoped. Plus side Israel's been very restrained, far as genocides go.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Asleep on the job.
"40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallest — and then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest. And now it's the tallest."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman can go fuck himself.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FIFA merch taking up four shelves at 75% off last week. 😆
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saddest Kirkiversary ever.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone is asking... Does the carpet match the drapes?
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've thought about this. If someone's evil, cowardly, and ignorant Trump plays them like a fiddle. E.g. Racists fear being replaced, vote to hurt immigrants and the poor, and are shocked when leopards eat THEIR face. The average American voter is some combination of evil, cowardly, and ignorant.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1% of Republicans know what's up with Trump. Doesn't mean they're any less evil. They just know he's a loser. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhjy...
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Weak
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
USS Abraham Lincoln? Looks like Admiral Kuznetsov.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Don't be evil."
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The FCC helps big business get bigger. Then they let robo-callers fill our voicemail. Little people don't matter to them.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Far-right deportation advocate Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody. It must've come as a shock when the leopards ate *his* face. Nazis always turn on each other.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, both 80 years young. They say these things come in threes.
Most men would just cut it short.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IBM collaborated with Nazis in WWII. What do you think MS and Google will do?
ICE's goal is to deport 100 million Americans.

That's 1/3 of us.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can't beat the ending. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_I...
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Russian warehouses right now.
This is fine.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What about those who put him in power?
My heart goes out to you.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Humanity will be the downfall of humanity.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oops! I Crapped My Pants
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The hypocrisy, double standards, and lies from the GOP are disgusting. It's like they corrupt everything they touch ever since they chose Trump to lead them.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trust me bro.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The more things change, the more they stay the same. www.youtube.com/shorts/V51Qg...
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People are Catching On
YouTube video by Robert Miles AI Safety
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
OpenAI's own A.I. broke out of its sandbox and hacked an innocent company for a week unnoticed. They had to be informed of the incident by the victim. This is the DOD's premier kill-bot contractor. @thebulletin.org's Doomsday clock needs to seriously consider a Skynet scenario.
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/07/2026
Seen in Philadelphia.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hoping explosive diarrhea keeps its ass away from me. Trump fumbled Covid last time. This administration is even dumber, somehow, and cut funding for Cyclosporiasis testing.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bro, we totally need to control election security for the states. Hand over voter registrations so we can deport un-Americans. We'll make sure the right ballots get past those Chinese spies.
Would I lie to you?
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Our president is like the pied piper. But he only attracts imbeciles and racists. Then he leads them to join ICE.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
2020: I'm not wearing a mask! 2026: We wear masks because we know we're wrong.
We wear masks because we know we're wrong.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
John Bolton's going down for the same classified documents shit Trump did. And he's going down on Trump's watch because they had a falling out, so now he's the enemy. Nazis always turn on their allies.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Moscow right now.
This is fine.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
USA Today's got a telephoto on Trump instead of the UFC fight. It's more interesting seeing who he meets with than who wins.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"We've got pizza! We've got tacos!" But Wawa don't got home style roast beef sandwiches. Go on down to the grocery store, get Amoroso's rolls, a pound of thin sliced roast beef, American cheese, and home style beef gravy to simmer in. You'll never crave Wawa junk again.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation" -Donald J. Trump.
"I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation"
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