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We're the city that bombed itself.

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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Nazi says we shouldn't kill Nazis." www.newsweek.com/tucker-carls...
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Tucker Carlson sparks backlash with Hitler claim: 'He needs help'
The media personality dismissed the prospect of Britons speaking German after a Nazi victory with the response: “Who cares?”
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing happened after Flint's water was poisoned. I'm guessing more of the same on this issue, too. What's worse for America, starving citizens or thirsty? www.youtube.com/shorts/TS6vN...
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The Water Lord
YouTube video by Gossip Goblin
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now you're thinking with portals.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump's all set to send Israel 60,000 1 ton bombs to Israel. Guess the whole "uncommitted" thing didn't work out as hoped. Plus side Israel's been very restrained, far as genocides go.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Asleep on the job.
"40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallest — and then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest. And now it's the tallest."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman can go fuck himself.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saddest Kirkiversary ever.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone is asking... Does the carpet match the drapes?
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1% of Republicans know what's up with Trump. Doesn't mean they're any less evil. They just know he's a loser. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhjy...
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Weak
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
USS Abraham Lincoln? Looks like Admiral Kuznetsov.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Don't be evil."
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The FCC helps big business get bigger. Then they let robo-callers fill our voicemail. Little people don't matter to them.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Far-right deportation advocate Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody. It must've come as a shock when the leopards ate *his* face. Nazis always turn on each other.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, both 80 years young. They say these things come in threes.
Most men would just cut it short.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IBM collaborated with Nazis in WWII. What do you think MS and Google will do?
ICE's goal is to deport 100 million Americans.

That's 1/3 of us.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can't beat the ending. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_I...
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Russian warehouses right now.
This is fine.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Humanity will be the downfall of humanity.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oops! I Crapped My Pants
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The more things change, the more they stay the same. www.youtube.com/shorts/V51Qg...
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People are Catching On
YouTube video by Robert Miles AI Safety
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
OpenAI's own A.I. broke out of its sandbox and hacked an innocent company for a week unnoticed. They had to be informed of the incident by the victim. This is the DOD's premier kill-bot contractor. @thebulletin.org's Doomsday clock needs to seriously consider a Skynet scenario.
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/07/2026
Seen in Philadelphia.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hoping explosive diarrhea keeps its ass away from me. Trump fumbled Covid last time. This administration is even dumber, somehow, and cut funding for Cyclosporiasis testing.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bro, we totally need to control election security for the states. Hand over voter registrations so we can deport un-Americans. We'll make sure the right ballots get past those Chinese spies.
Would I lie to you?
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Our president is like the pied piper. But he only attracts imbeciles and racists. Then he leads them to join ICE.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
2020: I'm not wearing a mask! 2026: We wear masks because we know we're wrong.
We wear masks because we know we're wrong.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
John Bolton's going down for the same classified documents shit Trump did. And he's going down on Trump's watch because they had a falling out, so now he's the enemy. Nazis always turn on their allies.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Moscow right now.
This is fine.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
USA Today's got a telephoto on Trump instead of the UFC fight. It's more interesting seeing who he meets with than who wins.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"We've got pizza! We've got tacos!" But Wawa don't got home style roast beef sandwiches. Go on down to the grocery store, get Amoroso's rolls, a pound of thin sliced roast beef, American cheese, and home style beef gravy to simmer in. You'll never crave Wawa junk again.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation" -Donald J. Trump.
"I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation"
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's Trump.  He's the pedophile.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Asleep on the job.
Asleep on the job.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hoping Ebola keeps its ass in Africa. Trump fumbled Covid last time and this administration seems even dumber, somehow.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Anyone seen the president lately? After he disappeared last time I figured Vance was going for the 25th. Now I figure he wants him healthy to be the Iran debacle scapegoat.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fuck this shit. We need a new deal.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't know too many people who like soccer. The USA has insulted every country that likes soccer. I wonder how all that will affect the world cup.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Prepare yourself for the inevitable. Think solar panels, gas can and sta-bil, vegetable garden, canned food, medicine, savings, etc. But other things could happen, too. Gotta be prepared for anything! It'll happen sooner than you think.
Every dictator's demise should be celebrated.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I think this Saturday's Victory Day parade in Russia is going to be insane.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hoping Hantavirus keeps its ass in quarantine. Trump fumbled Covid last time and this administration seems even dumber, somehow.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Apparently Trump offered Fetterman a fat sack of cash to switch sides. That goon would do it for free.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We never eradicated slavery. We outsourced it, like everything else.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Thermos is recalling 8 million insulated containers because some of y'all are nasty.
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Spot the difference.
Can you spot the difference between these two clowns?
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I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Who would have guessed the Kentucky fried fascist planned to dip out of facing the press by staging an assassination attempt. Highlight of the evening was Stephen Miller using his wife, allegedly pregnant with Elon's eleventeeth child, as a human shield.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/04/2026
New photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show service members receiving minimal food portions as reports grow that some troops have lost significant weight and aren’t receiving care packages—while the Pentagon denies any shortages. (Newsweek)
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