I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Everyone is asking... Does the carpet match the drapes? 100
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026USS Abraham Lincoln? Looks like Admiral Kuznetsov. 020
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, both 80 years young. They say these things come in threes. 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026IBM collaborated with Nazis in WWII. What do you think MS and Google will do? 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Bro, we totally need to control election security for the states. Hand over voter registrations so we can deport un-Americans. We'll make sure the right ballots get past those Chinese spies. 100
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 05/07/20262020: I'm not wearing a mask! 2026: We wear masks because we know we're wrong. 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation" -Donald J. Trump. 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Prepare yourself for the inevitable. Think solar panels, gas can and sta-bil, vegetable garden, canned food, medicine, savings, etc. But other things could happen, too. Gotta be prepared for anything! It'll happen sooner than you think. 030
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Who would have guessed the Kentucky fried fascist planned to dip out of facing the press by staging an assassination attempt. Highlight of the evening was Stephen Miller using his wife, allegedly pregnant with Elon's eleventeeth child, as a human shield. 110
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Everything's blue and gold except the Saudi flag behind Mister Bone-Saw himself. THAT is how you treat someone who holds all the cards. 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Trump wants a 1.5T military budget when he's feeding this to the troops. How long will this 3-day special military operation run on pork and beans? 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026"Praise be to Allah" was not the Easter message I expected from our president when I woke up today, in light of recent events. 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025People are out there saying nobody has documents like his, the best documents, absolutely beautiful documents, people come up to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, we’ve never seen paperwork handled so transparently. Some people are saying he’s the most open president ever, maybe in history. 000
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Noticed many Nazi rallies since ICE's hiring spree? 010
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025If Putin commanded Trump, "Destroy America!" What would he do? 010
I'm a Wreck @jonathanbarnes.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Amazon delivers dildos to your doorstep by dusk. But Bezos' gonna need a month to ZIP a CSV. 100
