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Jonas Traxler

@jonastraxler.bsky.social
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 1h
Criminals hate cops
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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 22h
he literally owns a company named after the other guy
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Parade (2021 Remaster) by Garbage on Apple Music
Song · 2001 · Duration 4:06
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PARADE is a GD Banger!
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artificial. Like his hair. Like his teeth. Like his shoe lifts. Like his comically oversized shoulder pads.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mike Johnson Speaker Of The House
ALT: Mike Johnson Speaker Of The House
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Identify by Natalie Imbruglia on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 4:47
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well putting Herr Cotton on television will certainly improve the GOP chances in November. The swing state ladies will absolutely swoon at his bellicose staccato.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Such a broken old Crone.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Piece of shit criminals tend to hate Cops
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The sole reason this chinless miscreant is the fraud czar is so he can claim a convenient pretext to refuse to certify the '28 Election results.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Satellite by beabadoobee on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 4:45
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mike shot that from a Publix in Florida, right?
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Just Don't Look Song
ALT: The Simpsons: Just Don't Look Song
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
50 years old. Incredible how Evil ages one
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Spike (Live) by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 7:39
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP PC Vey Legend.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Christ, how cooked is this MFer?
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Thank You Sir May I Have Another Meme
ALT: Thank You Sir May I Have Another Meme
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something in the water everywhere above The Dells
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spot on!
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rick Really Really Really needs to go on television more. It can *only* help the GOP’s chances in the Midterms
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Swing that Hammer harder, Grandad!
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
77 million imbeciles wanted Barabbas.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Motlei Making a Funny Face
ALT: Motlei Making a Funny Face
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only surprise here is that this twat doesn’t have three names
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amen. Brand him as Rubber Stamp Tiffany.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He fancies himself a snappy dresser but what he really is is straight up Dunning-Kruger trash.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How will Jakey Sherman cartoonishly attempt to dismiss this one?
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seems like the Work Requirements folks are allergic to actually working.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quite obvious Dylan starts measuring at the Taint.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Save Me From LA - Single by Fefe Dobson on Apple Music
Album · 2018 · 1 Song
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Said as the clock struck Thirteen
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jim Murray
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clownshirts more than Brownshirts
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Blown Away (feat. Tommy Emmanuel, Ella Hooper) by Bachelor Girl on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 4:17
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thomas & Alito would allow him to declare Prima Nocta on our daughters.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Uninvited (Live at Newport Folk) - Single by Brandi Carlile on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 1 Song
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bc he's an illiterate dunderhead.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RonAnon actually lives in Florida
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s NewsNation. Absolutely no reason to take these D-list skells seriously
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Father Figure (Live in Paris, 1988) by George Michael on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 5:57
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wages for Brownshirts
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trust me, you’re never gonna get Mike Johnson to disparage Cum…
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She used to be an exceptional reporter, but apparently she really really really needs to keep this job.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good Lord. He’s toast.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JENNY WREN is one of the most beautiful songs ever written.
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Jonas Traxler @jonastraxler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ron Johnson, too
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