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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I hope your last thoughts are the world laughing at you at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference, Rudy. Die mad, loser.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Trump’s nonstop urge to put his scowling face on everything is honestly kinda hilarious to me tbh Its like someone asked him what he wants his legacy to be and he just panicked because he didn’t have a good answer

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

IT’S TACO TUESDAY LOL

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Pretty disappointed to open Bluesky for the first time in a week and not see wall-to-wall clowning of RFK Jr’s state-sponsored nevernude ad

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Why does ups keep pushing back all my shit by like 3 days even after it’s been loaded on the truck for delivery “due to severe weather” Guys we all stopped being able to use that one like a week ago get your shit together everything is clear

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

wtf material is that it looks like they melted my little ponies halfway into the fabric

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Lmao t mobile just texted me out of nowhere just to shade Verizon that is so hilariously toxic

T-Mobile: Our network is operating normally. A reported Verizon outage may affect reaching Verizon customers.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

You forgot the 3 months where they get “i your wife would love you making a bank breaking purchase without her consent as long as you put a bow on it”

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Spoiler alert: it’s gingivitis

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I loved it tbh. You wouldn’t think “Jason Mendoza headbutts lightsabers” would be such a huge draw for me but think again

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Seems like she should probably develop a better strategy than just “calling everyone and asking”

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Oh never mind then mind we’re just stubborn hound jerks I guess lol

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Tbh when both of my dogs got arthritis we got them steps and they both refused to touch them. They’d use piles of pillows, struggle jump, but nobody wanted the special steps.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Ok not that I want them to have real ones but is that fuckass carrying a fucking paintball gun lol

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The Army Navy surplus chode section has been on back order for weeks. Nobody carries 40W extra short desert camo tactical snow pants!

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

New Trump portrait really modeled on exactly the predators you’d expect

Portrait of trump leaning over a desk scowling, next to a still from the show House of Cards with Kevin Spacey in a similar pose

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

It’s really weird to me nobody is making big comprehensive lists and interactive of ice agents and passing them around like sex offender registries I know for damn sure I’d want to know if I lived next to one of these psychos

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I don’t think you need the word “comments” there

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Someone tell the Temu Reich they can stop, I’ve got him. The top guy. 11 levels above the worst of the worst. I’m following him back to his lair to end this.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Did apple let AI design this new update Because I hope no human over there came up with something this ugly, it looks like when your friend forms the edge bevel filter in photoshop for the first time and EVERYTHING had to be a little beveled

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Why is the Rao’s pasta float so dramatic lol

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Ew wtf I go to Ohio for thanksgiving and suddenly Bluesky needs my social security number or my ID to “confirm I am an adult?” Yeah fuck off with that

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

It’s not illegal to punch yourself hello perfect crime

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

You know what’s worse than all of them? The cruel passing of time. Let’s go to war with that too, seems just as valid.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Seriously tho where’s all those pizza gate guys go? Just new hobbies? OIC

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I don’t care if everyone on the planet wants to ride it. I’m not complaining about how expensive it is (although I could do that plenty). I’m complaining that the price increased by almost 100% while I was checking out, while I was typing my name. It’s shitty behavior.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Cool ai can do murder eyes that’s good to know

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

If only I knew everything I was doing for the rest of my life the day I was born, their dumbfuck system would be amazing Train tickets should just cost a price, it’s a train ticket not a vacation rental, it goes to the same place every time.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Yo what in the fuck is wrong with Amtrak and their pricing? No wonder no one takes the fucking train. I was buying an already overpriced ticket from Baltimore to NYC and WHILE I WAS CHECKING OUT the dynamic pricing increased the price by $155. $155. For one ticket. In the span of 5 minutes.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

We all know the famous story of the first thanksgiving where the pilgrims invited the Indians to share the harvest bounty, then invoiced them for goods and services rendered.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

wtf is “conservative feminism” Like Opposite Day or just little baby doses of feminism when a man decides you can have it

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions

Baltimore Banner: Not that this will end the debate over whether Philadelphia or Baltimore has the best cheesesteaks.

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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

“Democrats have lost their strong underdog position ahead of the general election, handing a big win to trump”

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Wait you mean they didn’t win you back with some discount beige-ass pre-made unseasoned bullshit? But this plan, like all their plans, was flawless

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Now take his coach job too

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

“You have a new message on LinkedIn!” “By ‘message’ we mean your coworker’s former boss posted some platitudes about hard work on his page.”

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Lolz u no words too good? U a computr 4 sure bro

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

With everyone criticizing tariffs, he should just put a tariff on the concept of tariffs. If he fixes THAT, they’ll all get better. It’s foolproof.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Where does Morgan State’s marching band practice? Because I can hear them (or some kind of freelance band I guess?) but the sound is coming from a weird direction.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Well CBS is run by Bari Weiss now so they’re only doing coverage about how things are either too woke or antisemitic, unless this food bank starts turning away the rich there’s no story here

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I think I just got a real (non-contract) job offer for the first time in almost a decade today I do not know how to not be suspicious of this lol

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

This looks like Guess Who: Pederast Edition

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Every time I read 3 words on LinkedIn I want to log on and post my real employment journey the past year or so but I know future employers will read that shit so womp womp

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Somebody gotta have a disgruntled spouse somewhere I refuse to believe every nazi brodude started exactly that way and all their wives and sisters are like “you go, Jeff!”

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

“Normal” is how I made a lot of my IRL friends in the late 2010s, that shit is an entire other fuckpool

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

It’s wild to me that people know ICE agents personally and just kinda…chill with that information without doxxing the ever living fuck out of them

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Where the fuck is Anonymous these days? Shouldn’t someone on here be doxxing these jackboots?

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