jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Lmao t mobile just texted me out of nowhere just to shade Verizon that is so hilariously toxic 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026New Trump portrait really modeled on exactly the predators you’d expect 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Someone tell the Temu Reich they can stop, I’ve got him. The top guy. 11 levels above the worst of the worst. I’m following him back to his lair to end this. 020
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/11/2025lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it 020
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 12/09/2025BREAKING Kash Patel has tweeted a new image of the suspect along with his personal phone number, imploring anyone with an idea of how to catch him to call ASAP 000
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/09/2025This stupid little busted toy has made me feel super sad for kids these days. I wonder if they are going to have fond memories of any actual things from their childhoods or if it’s all just made of trash lol 130
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Like I at least understand the evil but how do they do shit like this with a straight face, this isn’t just soulless it’s goofy as fuck 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/08/2025He needs to be able to get out quickly to lay down cover fire and take the high ground. It’s TACTICAL fear. 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Sucks to suck, they should bring back Gawker just to post about this and fill every article with unflattering photos of Peter Thiel. 020
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 03/07/2025The courtroom sketch artist at p diddy’s trial is really in his cezanne era 040
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Lmao there’s so much turbo cope happening with dudes who put American flags in their names 100
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Time for my nieces and nephews to learn some shit from @kimkelly.bsky.social (even if I may have overshot on the 5 year old, whatever they get bigger) 21009
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/05/2025What we need is to establish ICEE, immigration and customs enforcement enforcement, teams that dress up like the frozen treat bear with their faces covered, who they just go around abducting ICE agents and disappearing them. 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Here is dog (unserious) sadness for your OP, 2 hounds being as dramatic as absolutely fucking possible because they want me to stop working and take them on a walk (these pictures were taken 2 minutes apart) 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Ai is so magical and helpful. Here’s the last time I asked it for help and it really came through. 41988
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I definitely skipped the word “big” on first read through and though “aggressive, but sure why not” 000
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Hegseth delivering on promise to deliver the most lethal fighting force on the planet, right down to their own cars. 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/04/2025*pretty convenient* to cast doubt on the existence of conspiracies while doing one to me while I read your article. Stop deep state-ing my masculinity for libclicks please. 000
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 04/04/2025::Music Swells:: Can you see the sun set from the South Side very good? 020
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Dogs are really taking advantage of this weekend away to relax and unwind from their hard lives of relaxing every other fucking day 020
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 18/03/2025::snorts derisively at Lids cashier:: So much for the tolerant left! If you care so much about equality where’s MY fitted cap? Checkmate, libs. 1612
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Thanks, nine pieces of shit that would rather sell their own jobs to trump than take even the mildest stand once in their lives. 020
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Trump added “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp” before sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling “NA NA NA NA NA” while at his Virginia winery, famous for authentic American champagne, which is definitely a real thing 110
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Lmao I *almost* feel bad for the ceo guy, they put him up there right under the sexy shirtless pic looking like some kind of dead-eyed business beaver. The juxtaposition is brutal lol 000
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Maybe we stave off the end of the world until like late may early June 030
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Holy shit I know we aren’t judging people on looks or whatever but how is this man 4 years older than me lmao What does being an evil piece of shit do to you on the cellular level 120
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Im getting some kind of sight hound for some reason. The blue eyes are a husky misdirect. Maybe saluki? 010
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 10/12/20241) Revelation Records - In-Flight Program 2) Fat Wreck Chords - Survival of the Fattest 3) Lifetime - Hello Bastards 4) Descendents - Everything Sucks Yes 2 are compilations I don’t care they earned their spot. 100
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Mine are both walker/plott mixes too, that’s a good face you’ve got there. We went for a drive earlier today and one of mine kept airing out her gums lol 080
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 08/12/2024AI truly is the future, thank you google for putting this right at the top instead of real search results and your simple calculator functions 071
jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I just googled them and this guy definitely brought his barber a magazine with a photo of Bryan Cranston, but his barber looked at the opposite page 000