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@jon-k.bsky.social
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Baltimorean, Ex-Philadelphian. You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Lmao t mobile just texted me out of nowhere just to shade Verizon that is so hilariously toxic
T-Mobile: Our network is operating normally. A reported Verizon outage may affect reaching Verizon customers.
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
New Trump portrait really modeled on exactly the predators you’d expect
Portrait of trump leaning over a desk scowling, next to a still from the show House of Cards with Kevin Spacey in a similar pose
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Someone tell the Temu Reich they can stop, I’ve got him. The top guy. 11 levels above the worst of the worst. I’m following him back to his lair to end this.
Car with an MS 24 license plate
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions
Baltimore Banner: Not that this will end the debate over whether Philadelphia or Baltimore has the best cheesesteaks.
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it
Unitedhealthcare@pizzaria-sopranos.com
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor
Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Kash Patel having spraypainted "blacks rule" on his own driveway in hopes of blaming black people
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
BREAKING Kash Patel has tweeted a new image of the suspect along with his personal phone number, imploring anyone with an idea of how to catch him to call ASAP
Amateur sketch of a leprechaun meme
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This stupid little busted toy has made me feel super sad for kids these days. I wonder if they are going to have fond memories of any actual things from their childhoods or if it’s all just made of trash lol
Remote controlled Star Wars droid toy
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Wells Fargo building with the”s” and “argo” letters missing
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
As always, our president, off to an amazing start
It appears, based on the video footage, there’s no interpreter in the American presidential limousine that Russian President Vladimir Putin entered with President Donald Trump.
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Like I at least understand the evil but how do they do shit like this with a straight face, this isn’t just soulless it’s goofy as fuck
this is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ.”
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
He needs to be able to get out quickly to lay down cover fire and take the high ground. It’s TACTICAL fear.
"I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire. I will take the high ground. I’ll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate," said Mullin, a 5'8" former mixed martial arts fighter who has never served in the U.S. military. "We must bring back integrity, focus, and put the Warfighter first inside DOD. I stand with @SecDef @PeteHegseth."
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Oh wait shit lmao that was this guy
Markwayne Mullin tweets:

"I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire. I will take the high ground. I’ll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate," said Mullin, a 5'8" former mixed martial arts fighter who has never served in the U.S. military. "We must bring back integrity, focus, and put the Warfighter first inside DOD. I stand with @SecDef @PeteHegseth."
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Sucks to suck, they should bring back Gawker just to post about this and fill every article with unflattering photos of Peter Thiel.
Washington Post screenshot of Hulk Hogan’s obituary
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The courtroom sketch artist at p diddy’s trial is really in his cezanne era
Courtroom sketch of P Diddy
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Relatable but lol
Joe Barry Carrol “Joe Barely Cares”
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Lmao there’s so much turbo cope happening with dudes who put American flags in their names
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Screenshot of translation French to English, brioche to bun with a confused man.
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Time for my nieces and nephews to learn some shit from @kimkelly.bsky.social (even if I may have overshot on the 5 year old, whatever they get bigger)
A hand holding 3 copies of the book Fight to Win, Heroes of American Labor by Kim Kelly
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
5 variants of a person imagining an apple, from most accurate to least, with the last imagining no apple at all, just a chatGPT logo.
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
What we need is to establish ICEE, immigration and customs enforcement enforcement, teams that dress up like the frozen treat bear with their faces covered, who they just go around abducting ICE agents and disappearing them.
ICEE bear mascot wielding a golf club, prepared to stove a fascist’s skull in
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This guy maybe
A bunch of books piled up in the shape of a man
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Here is dog (unserious) sadness for your OP, 2 hounds being as dramatic as absolutely fucking possible because they want me to stop working and take them on a walk (these pictures were taken 2 minutes apart)
Two dogs lying flatTwo dogs lying on their sides
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Ai is so magical and helpful. Here’s the last time I asked it for help and it really came through.
Screenshot of web search: what is 13 hours from now? 

AI RESPONSE: to determine what time it will be 13 hours from now, add 13 hours to the current time. If you pass midnight you move into the next day.
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I definitely skipped the word “big” on first read through and though “aggressive, but sure why not”
Photo of a black and tan coonhound mix sitting on a green patterned armchair.Photo of a treeing walker coonhound mix laying on a gray sofa, holding a stuffed toy with its front paws and looking at the camera
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Hegseth delivering on promise to deliver the most lethal fighting force on the planet, right down to their own cars.
2 U.S. troops deployed for border mission killed in vehicle rollover
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
*pretty convenient* to cast doubt on the existence of conspiracies while doing one to me while I read your article. Stop deep state-ing my masculinity for libclicks please.
Green t-shirt with the text “MY WIFE BEATS ME”
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
::Music Swells:: Can you see the sun set from the South Side very good?
Sad Wolverine in bed looking wistfully at a photo of a WaPo article titled: South Korean court removes president from office, says he violated duties
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Dogs are really taking advantage of this weekend away to relax and unwind from their hard lives of relaxing every other fucking day
Black and tan hound dog sleeping on a green couch
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
“Doing his best” lmfuckingao aw lil bud
Trump defends national security adviser Waltz in Signal group chat blunder

Later, during a White House meeting with U.S. ambassadors, Trump said Waltz had been unfairly attacked and suggested that the problem was an issue with technology, not a lapse in judgment from a key deputy. “I don’t think he should apologize. I think he’s doing his best,” Trump said. “It’s equipment and technology that’s not perfect. And, probably he won’t be using it again. At least not in the very near future.”
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
::snorts derisively at Lids cashier:: So much for the tolerant left! If you care so much about equality where’s MY fitted cap? Checkmate, libs.
Will Chamberlain’s five head ass
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Thanks, nine pieces of shit that would rather sell their own jobs to trump than take even the mildest stand once in their lives.
The 9 “democratic” senators that voted to pass trump’s spending bill
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Trump added “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp” before sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling “NA NA NA NA NA” while at his Virginia winery, famous for authentic American champagne, which is definitely a real thing
Trump threatens 200 percent tariff on European wine in latest escalation

Trump said that his proposed tariffs would be “great for the Wine and Champagne businesses in the U.S.”
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
::slaps roof:: This bad boy can fit so many nazis in it
Musk and trump selling a Tesla at the White House like garbage ass used car salesmen
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Lmao I *almost* feel bad for the ceo guy, they put him up there right under the sexy shirtless pic looking like some kind of dead-eyed business beaver. The juxtaposition is brutal lol
Pictures of Luigi Mangione and that loser he shot
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
What were the pictures this dude DIDN’T choose to send
Weird ass headshot of J. Michael Luttig
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED, EH?
map depicting the gulf of canada
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Maybe we stave off the end of the world until like late may early June
Movie poster for the movie Friendship, with Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Holy shit I know we aren’t judging people on looks or whatever but how is this man 4 years older than me lmao What does being an evil piece of shit do to you on the cellular level
Russ Vought, noted dickhead
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Im getting some kind of sight hound for some reason. The blue eyes are a husky misdirect. Maybe saluki?
A saluki and guy pierce
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Idk what I’m supposed to do with this
I got “spaghetti” on their gif roulette thing”
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Man fuck this country lol
Sign at MD Wawa informing of rule preventing EBT purchase of toasted sandwiches
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
1) Revelation Records - In-Flight Program 2) Fat Wreck Chords - Survival of the Fattest 3) Lifetime - Hello Bastards 4) Descendents - Everything Sucks Yes 2 are compilations I don’t care they earned their spot.
Revelation Records - In-Flight ProgramFat Wreck Chords - Survival of the FattestLifetime - Hello BastardsDescendents - Everything Sucks
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Mine are both walker/plott mixes too, that’s a good face you’ve got there. We went for a drive earlier today and one of mine kept airing out her gums lol
Dog snoot out a car window with lips flapping in the wind
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
AI truly is the future, thank you google for putting this right at the top instead of real search results and your simple calculator functions
Google AI’s dumb answer telling me the answer to “what is 13 hours from now” is “add 13 to now”
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I just googled them and this guy definitely brought his barber a magazine with a photo of Bryan Cranston, but his barber looked at the opposite page
Dan + Shay, according to google
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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hahahahahaha
There were some indications that health insurance companies have taken immediate steps to enhance security. UnitedHealth has removed the webpage listing the photos and bios of its top executives. CVS, which owns insurer Aetna, has also removed photos of its leaders on its website.
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