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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I hope your last thoughts are the world laughing at you at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference, Rudy. Die mad, loser.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Trump’s nonstop urge to put his scowling face on everything is honestly kinda hilarious to me tbh Its like someone asked him what he wants his legacy to be and he just panicked because he didn’t have a good answer

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

IT’S TACO TUESDAY LOL

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Pretty disappointed to open Bluesky for the first time in a week and not see wall-to-wall clowning of RFK Jr’s state-sponsored nevernude ad

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Why does ups keep pushing back all my shit by like 3 days even after it’s been loaded on the truck for delivery “due to severe weather” Guys we all stopped being able to use that one like a week ago get your shit together everything is clear

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Lmao t mobile just texted me out of nowhere just to shade Verizon that is so hilariously toxic

T-Mobile: Our network is operating normally. A reported Verizon outage may affect reaching Verizon customers.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

New Trump portrait really modeled on exactly the predators you’d expect

Portrait of trump leaning over a desk scowling, next to a still from the show House of Cards with Kevin Spacey in a similar pose

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

It’s really weird to me nobody is making big comprehensive lists and interactive of ice agents and passing them around like sex offender registries I know for damn sure I’d want to know if I lived next to one of these psychos

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Someone tell the Temu Reich they can stop, I’ve got him. The top guy. 11 levels above the worst of the worst. I’m following him back to his lair to end this.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Did apple let AI design this new update Because I hope no human over there came up with something this ugly, it looks like when your friend forms the edge bevel filter in photoshop for the first time and EVERYTHING had to be a little beveled

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Why is the Rao’s pasta float so dramatic lol

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Ew wtf I go to Ohio for thanksgiving and suddenly Bluesky needs my social security number or my ID to “confirm I am an adult?” Yeah fuck off with that

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Seriously tho where’s all those pizza gate guys go? Just new hobbies? OIC

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Yo what in the fuck is wrong with Amtrak and their pricing? No wonder no one takes the fucking train. I was buying an already overpriced ticket from Baltimore to NYC and WHILE I WAS CHECKING OUT the dynamic pricing increased the price by $155. $155. For one ticket. In the span of 5 minutes.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions

Baltimore Banner: Not that this will end the debate over whether Philadelphia or Baltimore has the best cheesesteaks.

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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Where does Morgan State’s marching band practice? Because I can hear them (or some kind of freelance band I guess?) but the sound is coming from a weird direction.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I think I just got a real (non-contract) job offer for the first time in almost a decade today I do not know how to not be suspicious of this lol

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Every time I read 3 words on LinkedIn I want to log on and post my real employment journey the past year or so but I know future employers will read that shit so womp womp

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

It’s wild to me that people know ICE agents personally and just kinda…chill with that information without doxxing the ever living fuck out of them

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Where the fuck is Anonymous these days? Shouldn’t someone on here be doxxing these jackboots?

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor

Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

When 9/11 happened I had one of those old times answering machines that played out loud. I was hung over in bed and my mom called & said “omg someone crashed a plane into the WTC!” And I thought “lol dumbass” and went back to sleep.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Donald Trump speaks for all americans. We HATE Tom Hanks, and we love weird little one-act autobiographical plays about pedophiles. His base is right he’s a man of the people.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

This stupid little busted toy has made me feel super sad for kids these days. I wonder if they are going to have fond memories of any actual things from their childhoods or if it’s all just made of trash lol

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Ok I’m sorry but Kim Jong-un’s little future dictator daughter is adorable look at her in her little baby president suits

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

As always, our president, off to an amazing start

It appears, based on the video footage, there’s no interpreter in the American presidential limousine that Russian President Vladimir Putin entered with President Donald Trump.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Like I at least understand the evil but how do they do shit like this with a straight face, this isn’t just soulless it’s goofy as fuck

this is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ.”

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The most amazing thing MAGA has done by a country mile is somehow making it totally OK for full grown adults to brag about being deathly afraid of literally everything in the world with zero shame

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

A cool and edgy way to crack down on homelessness is to put them in houses

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I live in Philadelphia for 15 years and made one million friends. I’ve lived in Baltimore for 12 years and made 2 friends. Either these next 3 years are going to be AMAZING or Baltimore you off retail.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Weapons was the weirdest Naruto adaptation imaginable

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Our internet has been out since 9am and apparently isn’t coming back until 6am tomorrow what the hell this isn’t 2004 EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER I AM SO BORED

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Incoming invasion of privacy lawsuits from the techno-weebs because their boss figured out the things they were saying to the company’s AI customer service chatbot, who is now named Kimiko

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Why are there so many Dexter tv shows are there not any other topics available

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Sucks to suck, they should bring back Gawker just to post about this and fill every article with unflattering photos of Peter Thiel.

Washington Post screenshot of Hulk Hogan’s obituary

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Super psyched the weather this week is pretty much just “agitate the fuck out of the dogs” but also still hot somehow

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

One of the clever ways the Trump administration is reducing the deficit with the OBBB is by removing the $200 stamp tax people have to pay the ATF when they buy silencers. Those are free now. For deficit reasons obviously.

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Texans must be so relieved that instead of regular FEMA they’re getting just Kristi Noem. We’ll get a good photo op with this flooding in no time and then who cares figure it out yourselves, losers

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Lmao I just got a rejection email from the city of Baltimore for a job I applied for over 2 years ago Good news tho they’ll retain my resume for 6 months

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

The courtroom sketch artist at p diddy’s trial is really in his cezanne era

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jon_k @jon-k.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Ok I give up who is bill ackman and why does anyone care why he’s afraid of poors

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