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judas michael alexander crow

@jombiecrow.bsky.social
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27. he/they/it. transmasc queer. clown. witch. 🩵☀️🍃🤡

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I’d go wild for a cute chess shirt to wear at tournaments, or a pretty mug, but it’s all stuff that’s like: FLUENT IN GAMER. DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL I’VE HAD MY MORNING HALO 3 but for chess
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
LITE NEWS! DRAMA! REACTLORD! WE GOT IT ALL! ITS SUNDAY FUNDAY! BLUE PRINCE PLAYTEST LATER AS EVERYONE REALIZES IM A DUMBASS WHO CANT SOLVE PUZZLES! TWITCH.TV/HASANABI
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
got em
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
if stealing from Big Corp stores illegal...why do they put so much dopamine inside of something within reach of grabby hands? 👀
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Protect Democracy @guarddemocracy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
JUST A REMINDER ... ... of how close we are today ...
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
trump said hes going to make american prices low again, complaining about the egg prices and how they're brandons fault
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📺~CRT~📺 @crtvheadvt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Please keep creating art. We all need it now more than ever.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
unfortunately true 👇
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm down to my last avocado. Do I make guacamole? Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
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Warner Crocker @warnercrocker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Good morning. Today's mood. #Photography #Today #Chicago #pissedoff
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
when ur coworker comes in and immediately hits u with a: "youre not in eyeliner today so you look fucking exhausted" 💀 like bitch (nonderrogatory)??? ty for noticing i feel like im made of sand, i guess. 😂🙃
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 23/02/2025
Dear Mr. Musk, What we found out is that each one of us is 1. a brain 2. and an athlete 3. and a basket case 4. a princess 5. and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
adding this to the list of things keeping me alive 🤌
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
hey y'all! just got informed that there's an account on here using my pfp and going to people i follow, or who follow me and claiming to be me this is my only account here, so just be aware!!
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
hasan finds the tablets, we convert to mormonism 🙏
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
kinda humiliating that finally getting back into anime again thanks to my wife means i gotta put up w/ edgelord mc2-swords because sword art is so nostalgic 🙃
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a person holding a sword with a blue light coming out of their chest
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
hes so hot and fuckable. and for what? only to be a straight white(coded) man, interested in politics, sayin shit like "utah pilled". hate this for you, my socialist king. 😔
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Just a random novelty to me, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the simple existence of non Christian religious thought called “anti Christian” before. Crunchycozygirl really sees haters all around her
A tweet reads: “I hate the fact that yoga is anti-Christian.
Like I wanna be able to go to hot yoga and stretch my body and not end up worshipping false gods.
Sigh.”
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Kay Tenabedo @dvine-dragon.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
follow ur dreams bitches!!! 🎉🎉🎉 im now working at torrid & fufilling my passions for inclusivity, style, and bigger women/femmes 🛍 (respectfully 🫶)
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Annamarie Forcino @annamarieforcino.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Never apologize for party rocking.
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Courtney Miller @comill.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Teriyaki burgers are bisexual
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
‼️tw: mentally ill vent‼️ me: why do i struggle w/ feeling like i deserve to exist and take up space without feeling like a burden??? 🤔 the mentality forced onto me by almost everyone else about my existance as a human since around 6/7 yrs old:
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harry potter says that he 'll be in his bedroom making no noise and pretending that he does n't exist
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
love big joel & his content so much. big inspo right here 🤌
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
💖 Through god, even Big Snake is possible. 💖
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
what if...instead of discord kitten girl vtuber...i become... transmasc dog boy vtuber...👀
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
how'd i live 26 yrs without realizing i can make the patcha meme out of emojis? 😌👌
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/05/2023
They should invent mind control but for your own mind
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
my future hustlin to make money as a transmasc when the govt. forces me back into being girlie-pop presenting:
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
yall, pray to whatever gods you worship for me to get this job at torrid pls.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I feel like imagining heaven as a place where you might be called “least” is so foreign to the modern, very abstract concept most Christians now have of it. No it’s a sky castle and you’re going to be the worst guy there. We’re gonna rag on you in heaven bro
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m reading the gospels and one thing I find interesting is the emphasis places on Heaven Hierarchies. I don’t feel like many Christians these days wonder how they’re going to be seen in heaven. Kinda inside baseball from Jesus tbh
Quote from the Bible of Jesus saying, “Therefore, whoever breaks [33] one of the least of these commandments, and teaches others to do the same, will be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.”
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is a great resource and at least tells you what kind of legal protections exist in each country on paper, along with how long your US passport will let you stay there without a visa.
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
catch me on my first twitch stream playing hello kitty island adventure once i have the money 🤌
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
wild how heated the ranking of corn vs bread will get tbh.
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
my streamer so 🥵
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judas michael alexander crow @jombiecrow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
real-talk: one of the big reasons i feel so passionate towards maybe starting this whole youtube channel project is that i get vicerally angry seeing so many people on platforms that are idiots speading toxicity. logan paul...garrett nolan...etc. 😒 plus we always need more trans voices in media. 😌🏳️‍⚧️
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The number one red flag for bad journalism imo is the word “admit” you mean he told you? In an interview??
A tabloid newspaper with the headline, “Elliot Page Admits He Still Gets "Misgendered" By People All The Time”
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