Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And also, everyone who walks faster than me isn’t allowed to be rude about it. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026She’s referring to the governors of states that sent their National Guards to occupy DC. 110
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As you might imagine, on his campaign signs his first name was very prominent and his surname was in a much smaller font. 020
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We had this guy who ran in several local elections and actually won the last two. He was eventually forced to resign after it was reported that he had been quoting Chapelle Show sketches at black employees complete with uncensored racial slurs. ballotpedia.org/Dennis_Rapeballotpedia.orgDennis Rape 130
Reposted by Haunter DeBOOtsJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know people think this kind of behavior is some attempt at 3D chess. I offer another theory: they’re just dumb assholes. 2797
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is where alt text is helpful even for those who aren’t visually impaired. 040
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Fierce and nimble” are not the first two adjectives I’d reach for when describing Leavitt. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Having all locations closed on Sundays and banning multiple owners from coming in on that day sounds a lot like they’re enforcing their religious convictions on their franchisees. I mean they’re allowed to do it, but I’ll allowed to find it gross, too. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve heard of suburban subdivisions taking it on themselves to create a neighborhood-wide car-free zone on Halloween. They park a couple of minivans blocking the entrance roads and let the kids roam free for a couple of hours. 110
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He can call the game between the University of Georgia Bulls and the Texas Longs. 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A dickhead with a report button. The apex predator of social media. 070
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There isn’t even any attempt to place Willis at the game. It’s just the insinuation that they were in the same city for a day and letting their conspiracy-addled followers connect the rest of the non-existent dots. 0110
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tbf, he’s dissing lacrosse players, not the sport itself. 051
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I like how the word “friendship” was highlighted every time it appeared in that Instagram post. 0180
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imaging Kamala Harris walking out in front of her house and declaring “I RESIGN FROM PUBLIC LIFE” to a couple of confused pedestrians. 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What do Harris and Buttigieg need to resign from? They don’t currently hold public office. 100
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ugh I butchered a well known piece I played at a funeral today and afterwards a few people said they had no idea I even made a single mistake. I guess it’s good if they liked the music but it makes me feel bad in a way I can’t quite articulate. 100
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And I have no idea where the fuck I said “other automakers good” or how you got that from my skeets. Frankly it kinda feels like you’re a non-fascist Tesla fanboy and you’re desperately trying to rationalize your brand affinity with the brand’s increasingly fascist connotations. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Those companies are building gas guzzlers because people want to buy them. They’re building fewer EVs because people aren’t buying enough of them. If Tesla buyers would get their heads out of their asses and buy a better EV from a legacy automaker they’d be ramping up production of EVs instead. 100
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Buying an EV from GM or Ford is in fact better than buying a Tesla, yes. I’m not sure what point you’re making here. 001
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Plenty of ev models are as good or better than Tesla these days, so there’s no shortage of alternatives. Elon uses his wealth to support the rise of fascism around the world, so any money you send his way in fact helps make the climate crisis worse. 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🤷🏼♂️ there’s no shortage of assholes. BMW is also considered by many as the “asshole car” and you see a lot of them on the roads too. 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Peter Weller looks like if Stephen Merchant were handsome 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I read that as a pairing at first and these were the two guys that came to mind, for whatever reason.static.klipy.comWinnie the Pooh: Piglet's Gift to PoohAlt: Winnie the Pooh: Piglet's Gift to Pooh Pooh is dumping dirt or something on Piglet’s head for some reason 001
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Some earlier, some later, but when those innovations came conditions improved regardless of the type of government. 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 19/09/20261) both came to power a few years after massive destabilizing conflicts that pushed life expectancy way down compared to baseline 2) improved conditions were largely due to improved agriculture and medicine that were imported from elsewhere. Most countries saw similar gains / 210
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Simpsons predicting the past, as always.youtu.beMy Children Need WineYouTube video by Andrew Nicholls 030
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Only people who can read music and/or the alt text will get it. 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When the choral anthem starts to sound suspiciously like a 90s pop anthem. 100
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026GW Bush🤝Hitler Should’ve chosen art over politics This is one of those “I’d only have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice” situations. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comMac: Through God, All Things Are PossibleAlt: Mac: Through God, All Things Are Possible, so Jot that down 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would encourage you to use your search engine of choice to look up this information for yourself before we go any further. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You don’t have to be a citizen to join the US army. Plenty of immigrants join, too. 320
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No, they aren’t. They are American nationals but not citizens. 190
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Puerto Ricans are American citizens. American Samoans are not. 170
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Head: simplified Subhead: detailed And somehow it fails on both counts 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think the deal would have forced almost any given president’s hand. Releasing all those Taliban fighters meant that the U.S. occupation was no longer feasible in purely military terms without a surge in forces that would’ve been politically infeasible for just about anyone. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How entwined will we still be after years of massive and capricious tariffs? A 50% surcharge sure makes shipping your goods in from overseas a lot more tempting. 100
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026First day of the NFL season and the championship of the FIBA women’s World Cup at 2 pm eastern. France vs USA, it should be a close game! 000
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Basically a freebiestatic.klipy.comKevin Spacey in a SuitAlt: Kevin Spacey in a Suit from House of cards 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not that I disagree with the broader point about right-wing concern trolls, but you are in fact currently in the replies of a real, honest to goodness civil libertarian. 010
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I mean, how many times have you heard a superhero movie score that sounds 80% like Holst’s Mars? 100
Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You’re right, but that’s pretty standard for movie scores. Often movie producers/directors will ask for “something that sounds like <famous composition>” so that’s what movie composers deliver. Sure, it’s derivative, but they’re just doing their job and the movie doesn’t suffer for it. 210