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Haunter DeBOOts

@jolmy.bsky.social
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The official account of Woodrow Wilson’s ne’er do well brother in law I know people who say “reskeets are not endorsements” and they’re all cowards

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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And also, everyone who walks faster than me isn’t allowed to be rude about it.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want things to be different comic
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She’s referring to the governors of states that sent their National Guards to occupy DC.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As you might imagine, on his campaign signs his first name was very prominent and his surname was in a much smaller font.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We had this guy who ran in several local elections and actually won the last two. He was eventually forced to resign after it was reported that he had been quoting Chapelle Show sketches at black employees complete with uncensored racial slurs. ballotpedia.org/Dennis_Rape
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Dennis Rape
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know people think this kind of behavior is some attempt at 3D chess. I offer another theory: they’re just dumb assholes.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is where alt text is helpful even for those who aren’t visually impaired.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, no one over 150 years of age will be allowed
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Fierce and nimble” are not the first two adjectives I’d reach for when describing Leavitt.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having all locations closed on Sundays and banning multiple owners from coming in on that day sounds a lot like they’re enforcing their religious convictions on their franchisees. I mean they’re allowed to do it, but I’ll allowed to find it gross, too.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve heard of suburban subdivisions taking it on themselves to create a neighborhood-wide car-free zone on Halloween. They park a couple of minivans blocking the entrance roads and let the kids roam free for a couple of hours.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He can call the game between the University of Georgia Bulls and the Texas Longs.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A dickhead with a report button. The apex predator of social media.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There isn’t even any attempt to place Willis at the game. It’s just the insinuation that they were in the same city for a day and letting their conspiracy-addled followers connect the rest of the non-existent dots.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tbf, he’s dissing lacrosse players, not the sport itself.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a paid ad?
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like how the word “friendship” was highlighted every time it appeared in that Instagram post.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imaging Kamala Harris walking out in front of her house and declaring “I RESIGN FROM PUBLIC LIFE” to a couple of confused pedestrians.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What do Harris and Buttigieg need to resign from? They don’t currently hold public office.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
👆👆👆
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ugh I butchered a well known piece I played at a funeral today and afterwards a few people said they had no idea I even made a single mistake. I guess it’s good if they liked the music but it makes me feel bad in a way I can’t quite articulate.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, I was right. Enjoy your swasticar, dipshit.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And I have no idea where the fuck I said “other automakers good” or how you got that from my skeets. Frankly it kinda feels like you’re a non-fascist Tesla fanboy and you’re desperately trying to rationalize your brand affinity with the brand’s increasingly fascist connotations.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Those companies are building gas guzzlers because people want to buy them. They’re building fewer EVs because people aren’t buying enough of them. If Tesla buyers would get their heads out of their asses and buy a better EV from a legacy automaker they’d be ramping up production of EVs instead.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Buying an EV from GM or Ford is in fact better than buying a Tesla, yes. I’m not sure what point you’re making here.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Plenty of ev models are as good or better than Tesla these days, so there’s no shortage of alternatives. Elon uses his wealth to support the rise of fascism around the world, so any money you send his way in fact helps make the climate crisis worse.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤷🏼‍♂️ there’s no shortage of assholes. BMW is also considered by many as the “asshole car” and you see a lot of them on the roads too.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Peter Weller looks like if Stephen Merchant were handsome
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read that as a pairing at first and these were the two guys that came to mind, for whatever reason.
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Winnie the Pooh: Piglet's Gift to Pooh
Alt: Winnie the Pooh: Piglet's Gift to Pooh Pooh is dumping dirt or something on Piglet’s head for some reason
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slop
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some earlier, some later, but when those innovations came conditions improved regardless of the type of government.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1) both came to power a few years after massive destabilizing conflicts that pushed life expectancy way down compared to baseline 2) improved conditions were largely due to improved agriculture and medicine that were imported from elsewhere. Most countries saw similar gains /
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Simpsons predicting the past, as always.
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My Children Need Wine
YouTube video by Andrew Nicholls
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Only people who can read music and/or the alt text will get it.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When the choral anthem starts to sound suspiciously like a 90s pop anthem.
Two measures from James McCray’s Rise Up, My Love, My Fair One that sounds suspiciously like Kiss From a Rose
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
GW Bush🤝Hitler Should’ve chosen art over politics This is one of those “I’d only have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice” situations.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mac: Through God, All Things Are Possible
Alt: Mac: Through God, All Things Are Possible, so Jot that down
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would encourage you to use your search engine of choice to look up this information for yourself before we go any further.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You don’t have to be a citizen to join the US army. Plenty of immigrants join, too.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No, they aren’t. They are American nationals but not citizens.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Puerto Ricans are American citizens. American Samoans are not.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Head: simplified Subhead: detailed And somehow it fails on both counts
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the deal would have forced almost any given president’s hand. Releasing all those Taliban fighters meant that the U.S. occupation was no longer feasible in purely military terms without a surge in forces that would’ve been politically infeasible for just about anyone.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How entwined will we still be after years of massive and capricious tariffs? A 50% surcharge sure makes shipping your goods in from overseas a lot more tempting.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First day of the NFL season and the championship of the FIBA women’s World Cup at 2 pm eastern. France vs USA, it should be a close game!
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Basically a freebie
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Kevin Spacey in a Suit
Alt: Kevin Spacey in a Suit from House of cards
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not that I disagree with the broader point about right-wing concern trolls, but you are in fact currently in the replies of a real, honest to goodness civil libertarian.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean, how many times have you heard a superhero movie score that sounds 80% like Holst’s Mars?
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You’re right, but that’s pretty standard for movie scores. Often movie producers/directors will ask for “something that sounds like <famous composition>” so that’s what movie composers deliver. Sure, it’s derivative, but they’re just doing their job and the movie doesn’t suffer for it.
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Haunter DeBOOts @jolmy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Consider that Jimmel has bosses.
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