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Jolly Banker

@jollybanker.bsky.social
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Look out, honey, 'cause I'm using technology Ain't got time to make no apology. Rockin’ the suburbs. Some people call me Maurice.

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NUFC Fans Against Sportswashing @nosauditoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The death of the sport will not be the act of oppressive states buying up major football clubs after being allowed to by shortsighted authorities. It will be fans thinking they can do nothing to stop it and accepting that it is now the norm. www.nufcfansagainstsportswashing.org.uk/nufcvpsg
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THE MURDER OF JAMAL KHASHOGGI: FIVE YEARS ON NEWCASTLE UNITED FACE PSG IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
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Simon Price @simonprice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Henrik Ibsen! Morten Harket! Edvard Munch! Jo Nesbo! Edvard Grieg! Jan Garbarek! Jens Stoltenberg! Anni-Frid Lyngstad! Varg Vikernes! Roald Amundsen! Thor Heyerdahl! Vidkun Quisling! Harald Hardrada! Liv Ullmann! Royksopp! Can you hear me, Royksopp? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING! #CYMNOR
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hang it in the Louvre! ❤️🇬🇧
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Det tok meg 40+ år å skjønne at Erik Bye hadde rett. St. Alf var en gigant. Norges Shakespeare. Jeg tror ikke folk flest forstår hvor stor Prøysen er i Innlandet.
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All solidarity with Macklemore 🇵🇸 Today Israel is killing children, as they do every day. FREE PALESTINE
Kneecap pictured with Macklemore
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hang it in the Louvre. 🤣
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tänk om jag hade en sabel Tänk om jag hade en häst Då vore jag presentabel Då gillar ni mig väl bäst
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hvil i fred Harald V og alt det der, men dette 👇 er årets viktigste kongelige begivenhet i Norge. www.nrk.no/stor-oslo/st...
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Stevie Wonder til Noreg
Artistlegenda Stevie Wonder kjem til Unity arena på Fornebu i oktober. Konserten er ein del av ein jubileumsturné for albumet «Songs in the key of love,» som Wonder skal framføre i heilskap på konsert...
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hypnotists just keep getting beautiful women to fall in love with them. I wonder how they do it!
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Glad jeg ikke måtte avlegge ed for å bli kommunikasjonsrådgiver. Den hadde garantert vært elendig formulert og komplett uforståelig.
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mind blown! 🧠
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Simon Price @simonprice.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When David Bowie died, many people felt like he'd been the glue that was just about holding everything together. It's similar with Dolly Parton, except the glue has gone and we're already untogether. It's more like she was a last hope: a mega-rich person who is both progressive and hugely generous.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone’s Everyday People Love to Dolly ❤️
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
still one of the greatest conversations ever put on TV.
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger Above Average White Band Huge Star Medium Faces Half Man, Biscuit
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NUFC Fans Against Sportswashing @nosauditoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No to Sportswashing
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yes, indeed My Dinner Jacket Sex Bombs The Riviera Boys Radiobody Jonathan Oligarchman & The Modern Lovers Half Man, Biscuit
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Inni deg er det to Ulver
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jeg har aldri likt el-sparkesykler, men denne veier opp for alle ulempene. Aktiv Dödshjelp kanaliserer Nora Brockstedt og Iggy, og briljerer på flere språk. Verdens beste låt! youtu.be/Al34oCLrB6E?...
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Aktiv Dödshjelp - Voi and Destroy (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Aktiv Dödshjelp
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kurt Vonnegut: “I am a brother to writers everywhere.” Charles Bukowski: 👇
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Our intro video from ATN on Saturday night 💚🤍🧡 📺
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Anthony Gregory @anthonygregory.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A perfect tribute from @davidsquires.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
THE DAY AFTER THE FINAL, THE SAD NEWS BROKE THAT KEVIN KEEGAN HAD DIED, A MAN WHO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF THE CYNICISM THAT CLOAKED THIS WORLD CUP. THROUGH FOOTBALL, HE BROUGHT FUN AND JOY, PROVIDING A DEEP SOURCE OF PRIDE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE TOWNS AND CITIES
WHOSE CLUBS HE REPRESENTED.
IT WAS KEEGAN WHO CHARACTERISED THE TRUE SOUL OF FOOTBALL, NOT THOSE WHO HAVE CO-OPTED THE GAME AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. TO BORROW A GUOTE FROM THE GREAT MAN,
I WILL LOVEIT IF WE BEAT THEM.
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Robert De Niro approves this message.
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JosimarFootball @josimarfootball.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
New! Ny! Every World Cup is meant to have a legacy, this one could be the moment when the process of reclaiming and reforming the governance of football begins. By @davidgoldblatt.bsky.social josimarfootball.com/2026/07/14/d...
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Dystopia  - josimarfootball.com
Every World Cup is meant to have a legacy, this one could be the moment when the process of reclaiming and reforming the governance of football begins.
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Called it! 👇
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Når kommentator utbryter «Rieder … RIEDER IGJEN!» under et sveitsisk angrep, er det bom på åpent mål å ikke følge opp med at Colombias midtforsvar så ut som to fulle menn. @kasperwikestad.bsky.social hadde satt den, det er jeg sikker på. ⚽️
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hei alle norske politikere. Se og lær.
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
1990: Hunt for Red October. 2026: 👇 www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/regiona...
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Hunt for man who defecated on the floor before cleaning himself with a sandwich
'I’ve never known anything so disgusting in all of my life'
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gå av banen i protest, Senegal! 👀
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ny DumDum-single just dropped.
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Venter på en thinkpiece om hvordan veksten av evangelisk protestantisme i Brasil drepte Jogo Bonito. Pragmatisme erstattet kreativitet og innovasjon. Fra Zico/Socrates på 80-tallet til «Big Phil» Scolari/Dunga på 90-tallet. Det peaket med 1-7 i 2014, og nå har vi Don Carlo og Casemiro. 🥸
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Today, Israel has murdered children and journalists. They do it every single day. Armed to the teeth by the US/EU/UK. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If you got AI to write your book you didn’t write your book. Stephen King wrote your book. Octavia Butler wrote your book. Jilly Cooper wrote your book. Dav Pilkey wrote your book. Lisa Jewell wrote your book. I wrote your book. Every author whose work has been digitised wrote your book. You did not
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Til deg som mener humor og musikk ikke hører sammen (sist hørt i den supre podcasten til @egonholstad.bsky.social): Greit at du ikke liker The Rutles eller Zappa (han liker sikkert ikke meg), hør denne geniale hyllesten/dekonstruksjonen av FoW og innse at du tok feil. 🥸 youtu.be/7vVJ2Om-QVg?...
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Robbie Fulks Fountains of Wayne Hotline
YouTube video by Michael Bowen
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
AI er en eksistensiell trussel, og jeg heier på alle kritikere. Folk som @tophepahle.bsky.social og @fluhartberg.bsky.social skriver bedre om temaet enn jeg er i stand til, men jeg var i hvert fall tidlig ute med å velge side. 👇 (Fra et nyhetsbrev jeg skrev tilbake i 2022 eller deromkring.)
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is magnificent. Get this fella into politics - he's too good a communicator to simply be 'another Louisiana resident'.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A Harvard study just published estimates Elon Musk's destruction of USAID has already caused 600,000 deaths 2/3 of them children. That is his legacy in this world.
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Stuff By Mark @stuffbymark.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pavement’s Range Life if Pavement’s Range Life was a 1950’s western movie. An early attempt at getting my head around digital painting from a few years back. Prints available!
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NUFC Fans Against Sportswashing @nosauditoon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"We stood outside St James’ Park holding photos of the young men before the home match against Chelsea - highlighting their oppression at the hands of the club’s ownership." www.nufcfansagainstsportswashing.org.uk/more-child-o...
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More Child Offenders Executed By Owners Of Newcastle United
MORE CHILD OFFENDERS EXECUTED BY OWNERS OF NEWCASTLE UNITED
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/04/2026
i had to triple check that this wasn't from a parody account
White House staffer Margo Martin tweets "Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis" with a photo of Trump and a bunch of dudes and some female heads way in the back
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet. This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Besides being...horrifying?, this is the absolute bullseye of the AI grift. Take something that's free and has always been free -- faith -- and put a price tag on it. If you use any of these tools, you are a sucker, and are being suckered, and the people who make this slop are laughing at you.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Excuse me, CELINA MIDDLEFART?? That is like a fictional woman from a lewd rugby song. “I don’t date her anymore— OHHH!”
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Kjetil B. Alstadheim @kjetilba.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hurra! Nå kan avgiftene på bensin og diesel gjeninnføres.
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Steve Anglesey @sanglesey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is excellent >> Mark Lewisohn on the race to save the Beatles' story from AI and algorithms www.thenewworld.co.uk/jeremy-black...
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Jolly Banker @jollybanker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Har noen sett Iggy og Antonio Conte i samme rom?
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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