JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026used to give out fake birthdays to the astrology gays until a few friends threw a surprise party on a fake date i had given. now i just let them know i couldn't even read back then so it's anyone's guess 0130
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Daily affirmation: interspersing my genuine thoughts with absurd lies made up for my own entertainment is not only good but necessary 0223
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why do cis "allies" think it's chill to place a spotlight on my fruitiness and ask "what are your pronouns" in a room full of people they know for a fact are transphobic 2260
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Finding every guy who complains about male loneliness and giving them my serum that make you nonbinary for shits and giggles 2311
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Caleb hearons voice came out of my doctors phone and she was like "oh sorry i thought my airpod was connected" ???? And then every time i spoke she acted annoyed like she was busy 0120
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a good chunk of my family pretends to be italian because they used to hang out by some of the shooting locations from goodfellas but they're posers with barely any connection to italy 010
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I didnt get the same accent as my extended family and to this day i wonder why they didnt invite me to the meeting where they all agreed to fake it 2100
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sucks that tumblr is so deadset on making itself unusable because it really did have some great features. The html customization, the tagging system, the queue, the inbox... Man. 1181
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026But u bet ur ass we're gonna play with aesthetics of revolution for the entire game bc it looks cool 020
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I enjoy the battle system enough that I didn't really mind mementos, at least in royal. It's a breeze next to p4's dungeon crawling. I'm moreso dreading the slog of grinding social stats, the misogyny, the self righteousness, and the lack of respect for the player's intelligence 120
Reposted by JOLFSHIDJOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 05/07/2025its time i "hit the books" so to say 4619
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When my gaggle of he-harlots held me under the scalding water it not only awakened an ancient and awesome power within me but also greatly damaged my comprehension of corpospeak so idk what this means 040
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was so close to developing line confidence but then a pack of beautiful men hoisted me into their big hot tub and tore all the zentangles out of my sketchbook and tickled my ears with whispers of how id be hotter if i chicken scratched more. And thats how i lost my job at blizzard entertainment 2689
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Persona was made for your coworker who watches chris chan documentaries and never refers to her with "she" 1282
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The target audience of Persona is limp wristed straight boys who get swirlies for being autistic and who dream of a world not where kids stop getting swirlies, but where they have the upper body strength to be the ones giving swirlies to their gay autistic peers. Greg heffley ass game 2556
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026nintendo doesnt give a fuck about my gay ass opinion, but i think if something had to be remade, a cool use of new hardware wouldve been to apply the graphic, high contrast style of majora's mask's concept & promo art to real time environments 4414
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026they call me white pharaoh because i ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs 24213
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Weirdest we can do is a conventionally beautiful woman with atypically large eyes, sorry 000
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026not into women sexually, but theres something about women like sigourney weaver and gillian anderson that makes me want to start tearing up drywall with my teeth. It's like cute aggression but out of respect or admiration i suppose 4323
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This one was the pelion brush in procreate. In the same program I also like nikko rull, achilles, 6b pencil, and a few brushes in the jingsketch basics pack on gumroad 110
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Trimmed my hair too short and I combed out all the curls to make it easier to section & bleach and now I look like a toby fox character 3210
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Reading a post saying "gay people don't all look/act one way and it's okay for people to express themselves differently" and hooting and hollering before realizing the post is bad faith defense of log cabin style bigotry 0260
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I want to look like a different hylics party member every day 2406
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026secretly doing furry art makes me feel like mike from breaking bad 4463
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I can see what he's getting at even if I don't fully agree with the conclusions drawn, but talking down to artists from an account with a profile picture of a plastic Luigi figurine adds a pretty unserious flavor to the thread and idk if I'm being ragebaited 051
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Stopped myself from saying "go piss, girl" to my mother after remembering she's not a gen z coworker. Maybe i ought to bridge the generational divide 3362
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I've got Ethan Winters Syndrome, where you rapidly collect hand/finger injuries and say "what the hell" when resident scary shit happens around you 1323
Reposted by JOLFSHID˗ˏˋ･ﾟ ʏᴇᴇɴɪᴇ [ᴀꜰ: ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ʀᴜʙ] ˚｡⋆ˎˊ˗ @yeeniebeans.art · 19/07/2026"Community-taught" should carry more pride than "self-taught." One says you're curious and humble enough to engage with others and develop something to call your own that you share, knowing you didn't build it on your own. The other says you took others' creative and educational labor for granted. 36515
Reposted by JOLFSHIDSinto_J @sintoj.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Mousely Graham from that RE4 Remake meme. 215844
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don’t think I ever shared this fake SNES box art I drew after playing Small Saga. Cool RPG for people who like rodents and not grinding 8840331
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Medal that reads "almost solved the silent hill piano puzzle" 0152
Reposted by JOLFSHIDDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The state of dew releases 613029545
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Semi-related lore: sometimes i hallucinate when im very sleep deprived. one night in college near finals week i was sick with stress and the world revolving played inside my head for hours while alucard castlevania stood in the corner of my room and talked at me. Bad night 080
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In 2018 i decided jevil wasnt fun so i just avoided the fight. decided to do it last night while my sleeping pills were kicking in and i think having a blanket of chemical drowsiness over my shoulders elevated it a bit lol 2151
