JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thinkin again about the new resident evil movie. it's awesome to have a horror film where the protagonist being shit at dealing with stressful situations is cathartic and activates the "that's real as hell" part of my brain instead of being outright frustrating 0132
Reposted by JOLFSHIDJOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 05/07/2025its time i "hit the books" so to say 4619
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was so close to developing line confidence but then a pack of beautiful men hoisted me into their big hot tub and tore all the zentangles out of my sketchbook and tickled my ears with whispers of how id be hotter if i chicken scratched more. And thats how i lost my job at blizzard entertainment 2679
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The target audience of Persona is limp wristed straight boys who get swirlies for being autistic and who dream of a world not where kids stop getting swirlies, but where they have the upper body strength to be the ones giving swirlies to their gay autistic peers. Greg heffley ass game 2556
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026nintendo doesnt give a fuck about my gay ass opinion, but i think if something had to be remade, a cool use of new hardware wouldve been to apply the graphic, high contrast style of majora's mask's concept & promo art to real time environments 4384
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026they call me white pharaoh because i ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs 24113
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026not into women sexually, but theres something about women like sigourney weaver and gillian anderson that makes me want to start tearing up drywall with my teeth. It's like cute aggression but out of respect or admiration i suppose 4323
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Trimmed my hair too short and I combed out all the curls to make it easier to section & bleach and now I look like a toby fox character 3210
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Reading a post saying "gay people don't all look/act one way and it's okay for people to express themselves differently" and hooting and hollering before realizing the post is bad faith defense of log cabin style bigotry 0260
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I want to look like a different hylics party member every day 2406
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026secretly doing furry art makes me feel like mike from breaking bad 4453
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Stopped myself from saying "go piss, girl" to my mother after remembering she's not a gen z coworker. Maybe i ought to bridge the generational divide 3362
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I've got Ethan Winters Syndrome, where you rapidly collect hand/finger injuries and say "what the hell" when resident scary shit happens around you 1323
Reposted by JOLFSHID˗ˏˋ・゚ 𝔶𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔢 [𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔪 𝔯𝔲𝔟] ˚。⋆ˎˊ˗ @yeeniebeans.art · 19/07/2026"Community-taught" should carry more pride than "self-taught." One says you're curious and humble enough to engage with others and develop something to call your own that you share, knowing you didn't build it on your own. The other says you took others' creative and educational labor for granted. 36515
Reposted by JOLFSHIDSinto_J @sintoj.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Mousely Graham from that RE4 Remake meme. 215844
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don’t think I ever shared this fake SNES box art I drew after playing Small Saga. Cool RPG for people who like rodents and not grinding 7830324
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Medal that reads "almost solved the silent hill piano puzzle" 0152
Reposted by JOLFSHIDDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The state of dew releases 613031545
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In 2018 i decided jevil wasnt fun so i just avoided the fight. decided to do it last night while my sleeping pills were kicking in and i think having a blanket of chemical drowsiness over my shoulders elevated it a bit lol 2151
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In hell they make you explain shit that you found funny when you were 16 to a hot guy 2472
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026There's so many single furries who make posts complaining about trying to date within the fandom 'but everyone's a poly freak.' You could just date each other if you weren't committed to misery 2535
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I can see all the images just fine but i'm not telling you what they look like 2232
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The best part of trying to do anatomy studies is when half the image results are gory injuries 3170
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I think it looks a bit more natural once it’s got some color 16466126
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I like to imagine hoofed fingers having rubbery fingertip-like pads 251281322
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Echo/Deltarune phone sketch from when that One Piece handshake meme was going around + some doodling from earlier 312035
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Seems like there's a growing trend of people responding to any and all critique of media they enjoyed with "Are you MAD it wasnt STUPID like you wanted?" 1151
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026not long now until toby fox ruins pride month by killing rudy "fucks asgore on the side" holiday and destroying susie and noelle's relationship when susie tries to cheer noelle up by urging her to make a dark fountain to meet rudy's darkner 2263
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Getting hand tremors while working on art and telling myself it's adding "the human element" and i dont actually have to improve my linework because looking like shit is a sign of craftsmanship 3332
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026post was up for less than 5 minutes im already ass ripper again 3412
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Someone trap me in a cave and force me to finish shit 312626
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The new star fox style fun in a snes box art/dark crystal-y way, but 2532
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Whenever i would hang out at someones place with a birdfeeder and squirrels came by to eat from it, i'd pretend to get pissed off with them, goin "aw man what the hell?" But my heart is team rodent and the whole time im thinking "fuuuck yeah" 1271
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I just learned how to get more use out of the hard mix filter and im sorry to announce i will probably be overusing it until im sick of it 2150
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Saw something in my periphery. I look up thinking "was that a fucking rat" and then i see a huge ass mosquito land on the desk in front of me. The moment i process what it is and move to kill it, it flies away and i lose track of it. Bruh fuck my life 2200
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 24/04/2026(Idk if this counts as pathologic 3 spoilers) I love taking ref shots of a 3d model’s body paint or tattoos bc it looks like i got deliriously horny just bc a video game character took his shirt off 2191
JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Am I supposed to start formatting my posts for the carousel now? What would that even look like? Attention grabby page 1 + an ugly arrow on the side saying "please swipe i worked hard?" Ohhh this sucks if you wanted people to see everything at a glance 1130