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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 29/09/2026

update: i could suck the chrome right off a tailpipe at this point and if someone grazed my thigh with their hand i might cum.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 28/09/2026

proof of life on #mcm in case the dick pic on saturday wasn’t enough

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/09/2026

i didn’t specify a daily number! one is the minimum

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/09/2026

lemme see if there’s a 24-hour wedding chapel we can hit up in minneapolis on our way back from the airport.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/09/2026

for clarification he will no be here until very late wedesnday night/early thursday morning so i might be dead by then idk

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/09/2026

i jerk off every day. i decided that since @jololikejazz.bsky.social is going to be here for a lil visit that i will not. it's been 3 days. i'm dying please send help

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 08/09/2026

there. the back steps are done now. i don't ever want to do any work outside again for the rest of the season, k?

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 08/09/2026

when i said i was going on a journey to try to discover my own power this wasn't what i had in mind.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 04/09/2026

no diagnosis yet. but it is proof that whatever is going on is autoimmune

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 04/09/2026

i mean right now based on serology it looks pretty undifferentiated. i have a follow up with rheumatology in a couple of weeks where hopefully i find out more

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 04/09/2026

it’s a weird thing to be excited about but after almost 4 years of mysterious rashes and joint pains and just generally being miserable off and on, they finally found evidence that my immune system is making antibodies targeting my own cells.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 02/09/2026

and tracked my old doctor down at her new practice and today was my appointment to establish care. She remembered exactly who I was and it was the 2 year gap never happened. What a weight off my shoulders. (2/2)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 02/09/2026

it's so hard to find a good doctor when you're queer. i lost mine a couple of years ago when the clinic closed, and the one i ended up at was not good. super dismissive, charted "homosexual" as a problem on my chart. i finally had enough after she did a worthless referral to rheumatology, (1/2)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 30/08/2026

"Vaccine reactions in cats are incredibly rare." My cat: *has one requiring a $330 emergency vet visit*

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/08/2026

i didn't pay someone else to do this or it would've easily been double this lol

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/08/2026

you can tell i'm a fag on account of how i am

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 25/08/2026

and the front deck is stained. does it look perfect? not even close. but it’s an improvement 🤣

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 23/08/2026

yay, homeownership! (said with only the slightest hint of sarcasm. i'm exhausted). the decks are washed and treated with wood brightener (before and after of the front deck). now i have to stain once they're dry.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20/08/2026

looking closely at it, i believe the technical description for its condition is "fucked".

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20/08/2026

unless you want me to come over to "fix" your "air conditioning" in which case omw

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20/08/2026

is yours actually broken because otherwise no, i wouldn't say this was fun

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20/08/2026

look ma, my air conditioning is working properly again! (sound on)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20/08/2026

i fear i was being butch again 😔 (i replaced my furnace blower motor tonight)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 17/08/2026

i was able to put it on a credit card that is now maxed out, i will replace it myself, and it will be fixed, but i am not going to pretend that there is any comfort in the fact that it could be worse when it is another blow. it is ok for me to feel like things just suck right now.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 17/08/2026

oh, yay! photos are working again. anyway, the joys of homeownership strike again and my furnace blower motor is dying, having given me a generous 3 months to relax after my water heater.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 15/08/2026

i labeled this as adult content but ok bsky i guess its non sexual nudity

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 09/08/2026

some continuity (i was going through old photos with my mom today). my maternal grandparents holding me the day of my baptism in june of 1992 in my paternal grandparents' living room, and my breakfast nook today.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 07/08/2026

they like to seize, and then you need to either grab an allen key or shove a hammer handle in to unstick the impeller.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 07/08/2026

pro tip to anyone with a garbage disposal: if you do not use it occasionally, you will find yourself rather annoyed when you do eventually need to use it.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 07/08/2026

babe you already do so much, let me do this for you

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 06/08/2026

on my mom’s side, one of her great grandmothers was actually fully native american, so parts of my family have been here for a very looong time.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 06/08/2026

ok. live in: 🇺🇸 born in: 🇺🇸 parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 great grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 been to: i can’t afford to travel.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 06/08/2026

His tumescent, turgid member quivered in anticipation, oozing a torrent of clear, viscous fluid, as he brought it up to his lover’s eager lips. “Suck that shit and make me bust!” he cried. His lover’s only response was a simple gag, as tears welled up in his eyes.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 05/08/2026

this album was on repeat for me ca. 2006 or so when i was 14 and it felt so transgressive because they said bad words and i had only really ever listened to christian bands up to this point.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 05/08/2026

oh i was just trying to repost as brain rot me either 🤣🤣

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 05/08/2026

wisconsin is for gay cheese and lesbian beer.

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