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Jo Jakeman

@jojakeman.bsky.social
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Coffee drinking, Cornwall dwelling, cat wrangling, novelist and screenwriter. All views stolen from someone cleverer than me. ONE BAD APPLE 🍎 out now 📕

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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0DJ... If you’ve been meaning to read The Vanishing Act, NOW is the time. 99p until the end of the day. I’d be grateful if you’d take a look!
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The Vanishing Act: An unputdownable, darkly comic thriller packed with twists eBook : Jakeman, Jo: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
The Vanishing Act: An unputdownable, darkly comic thriller packed with twists eBook : Jakeman, Jo: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Thank you for the lovely review!
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
When your husband only takes one photo at lunch, and it looks like you’re wearing a fish as a hat!
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Spending my Valentine’s Day with Norovirus. How about you? 🤢
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Watching David Beckham’s Boss ad and am concerned he’s going to have a flat battery. Why is he eating cereal? Why is he wearing undies in the shower? Why doesn’t he have curtains? I have watched the advert several times and I am still no clearer. I shall keep watching hoping for a breakthrough.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m not saying this cold is dragging on but…
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
In the hairdressers with a coffee and a book. Only two chapters in and already gripped @nikkismithauthor.bsky.social
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This book is a fantastic and it’s out today! Go get yourself a copy 📚
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Phwoar! That’s a gorgeous cover.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’m pretty sure the cast of Wicked dressed as my book for the Golden Globes.
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The Conversation with Nadine Matheson @theconversation.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
🎉✨ New Year’s Eve is here, and so is the final episode of the year!✨🎉 Join me as I chat with @jojakeman.bsky.social about her writing journey and her gripping new book, One Bad Apple. 🍎📚 Catch it tomorrow, wherever you listen to podcasts! 🎧 Let’s toast to a fantastic year of stories. 🥂🎊 #booksky
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
On the third day of Christmas Jo Jakeman gave to me ‘Unforgettable characters …and a captivating murder mystery’ - Woman magazine. buff.ly/3DyopJB
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
On the second day of Christmas Jo Jakeman have to me… ‘A witty and insightful… murder mystery’ - Jo Callaghan, author of In the Blink of an Eye (Thank you to @jocallaghankat.bsky.social for the quote) amzn.to/4gHSZPm
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
On the first day of Christmas Jo Jakeman gave to me An ebook for only 99p! Don’t worry if Santa didn’t get you what you wanted this year. I got you covered… www.amazon.co.uk/One-Bad-Appl...
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One Bad Apple
One Bad Apple eBook : Jakeman, Jo: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Still waiting for the teenagers to wake up…
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
21 substitutes in today’s Asda shop. That’s about a 1/3 of my order! Next year I’m just going to send someone into the shop with some cash and say ‘Surprise me!’ 😂 (we have Turkey, wine and cheese so we’ve got the bases covered)
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
For the past month or so I’ve picked up a pack of pigs-in-blankets with every shop in case of a Christmas shortage. I now have 60 (piggies, not packs). But something compels me to buy more. Do I have - a) a problem or b) a heathy respect for seasonal food
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I have promised my boys that I will watch all the Lord of the Rings films with them this Christmas. There is now talk of extended versions and I am full of regret.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
When the sleigh is in the garage…
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m writing a Christmas novel I accidentally started on the train when I was visiting my sick mum (this is very much NOT on my to do list). Gimme your favourite Christmas book/ film tropes. I’m avoiding rich writers who buy castles in Scotland but anything else is fair game.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Managed to get home before the storm hit. Greeted by this sight at the airport. Alas, they weren’t there for me. But, for avoidance of doubt, this is how I want to be met off the plane from now on.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
To the man on train listening to music without headphones - I would call you out, dude, but I’m quite enjoying listening to the banger that is ‘nothing’s gonna stop us now’ by Starship.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Staying at my mum’s this week and last night my room was full of flies - 20 -30 of the things. I immediately started looking for the dead body (as you do) but it turns out they were hibernating in the window frame. Who knew?
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So rebellious. I’ve put the tree up before December!
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Why is writing a synopsis so hard? I swear it’s taken me longer to write this synopsis than it did to write the entire book.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Another day, another delivery of fabulous book mail. God, I love being a writer. Feast your eyes on this beauty by @nikkismithauthor.bsky.social #TheyHadItComing
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s gorgeous proof day here! Look at this fine looking book from @kitconwayauthor.bsky.social Cat Fight sounds like my kind of book. Thanks for sending!
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Tony Fisher @ponydish.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
How do you mine trauma into your fiction? Another brilliant podcast with @nikkismithauthor.bsky.social and @lesleykara.bsky.social where @jojakeman.bsky.social shares her experiences.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I can hear the fog horn coming from St Anthony’s lighthouse. It really is quite eerie today. (And now I can’t stop thinking about the 80’s film!)
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Thank you for letting me yap on about trauma in writing!
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
‘Post you from a different era challenge.’
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I was planning to go for a run this morning but made the mistake of sitting down and now the cat is on me. As we all know, you can’t move a sleeping cat so…
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Oh! I’ve just discovered Starter Packs. Well that makes life a bit easier, doesn’t it? I’m coming for all the book people (In a non-sinister way. Honest)
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Thanks Dave!
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Book recommendations please. On holiday I read five books but since I’ve been home I can’t seem to read anything!! What’s missing? It’s the sun, isn’t it? Any recommendations for something you’ve loved? Nothing heartbreaking 💔
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Went for a run this morning. Smugness levels are high, bordering on unbearable. Now to write that essay I’ve been putting off 😬
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
What is historical fiction? Why write it? And where do you get good ideas from? Here’s the second in my blog series on how to write historical fiction. annamazzola.com/on-writing-h... #Nanowrimo2023 #Nanowrimo #historicalfiction
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
This week I must write 10,000 words to get back on track with my WIP. I have spent the morning planning (my snacks). And I’m about to have my first mince pie of the season. Get in!! #writers #author #firstdraft
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Work up with itchy eyes so decided to take an antihistamine - but I accidentally TOOK A SLEEPING TABLET instead! Send all the caffeine in the world.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Hit me up with your best chocolate brownie recipes please! I used to make one with ground almonds but I can’t find the exact one on t’internet. #chocolate #recipe #brownie #writingfuel
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
My entire ‘popular with friends’ feed is @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Not complaining. Just proof that I’m following the right people on here!
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com · 18/10/2023
Fully funded writer residencies in Dorset. Please share
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NEW! Under represented writer residencies - Bridport Prize
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Yesterday I finished reading Over My Dead Body by Maz Evans and, let me tell you, it is GLORIOUS!! I laughed, I cried, and it made me insanely happy. (Most of the books I read leave me feeling slightly anxious and worried about the state of the world if I’m honest 😂)
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Will definitely be borrowing this quote
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Today the cat and I are huddled together for warmth while we try to meet our word count for the day. She is never going to get the first draft of her novel done by Christmas at this rate. #authors #writers #books #cats
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
It a hot-chocolate-by-the-sea kind of morning.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Some solid advice here!
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Speaking of which, my is novel out in paperback today. Please read it or, you know, don't.
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Jo Jakeman @jojakeman.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Yes, I know it’s too early to be thinking about Christmas but I’ve just seen this bauble and…
Picture shows a Christmas tree bauble of a stormtrooper sitting on top of the Death Star in the style of Miley Cyrus in her video for Wrecking Ball.
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