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John Urquhart

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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All I want for Christmas is six primary ball handlers and two giant slow centers
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am a news reporter for Strength Men News. I would like to share this in a story. Please DM me.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The happiest investigative report
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well put. Grossly underrated miserable little scrappy planet
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
America is falling in love with The Human Printer.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour
Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour  at Barclays center on August 5, 2026 for a matchup between the New York Liberty and Seattle Storm
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Omaha’s finest.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You grow yours with Cyclospora?
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes! This 👆
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Odyssey: Athena helps Odysseus fight Cyclops in a story by Homer. Real Life: “Ate-ena” restaurant, felt odd, see it’s Cyclospora, and went Homer to the toilet!
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why is the caps lock button so big on the keyboard? It gets twice the real estate as control, option, and command. Gimme a break!
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Holes
A La Croix box with a trypophobia inducing image.A description of trypophobia.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I also did not know this and we love both books!
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be at the 5-million-year-old whale necropolis
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When the embalming fluid hits
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was inspired by our First Lady's words on AI. "Keep using artificial intelligence as a muse to open new pathways." ❤️
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SpaceX? No thanks, I’ll be investing in SpaceK
Actress Sissy Spacek, headshot
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I lived by that place. Incredible.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
He had a good run. RIP.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Wouldn’t she still have to appear for the deposition?
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m Kash Patel’s street team
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I saw that one. I’m not trying to be a dick, but that photo is so blurry it could be the standard Jordans. The “source’s” pic with the Punisher logo and FBI motto is a weird posed photo with a feathered photoshop cutout border.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why are there no pictures of him actually wearing these shoes with these markings? Anyone can comp up that design on the Nike app. I believe he would wear those, but there is a lot of news covering this one pic that was anonymously sent to a reporter and tweeted.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m not sure if this is good for my stock options.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Anyone know if Trump woke up this morning? Passed in his sleep?
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Any updates on Trump’s cardiovascular health?
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Jim needs support. Help if you can.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
That kid’s great-grandpa is Elvis, step-grandpa is Michael Jackson, and dad is John Travolta? Luckiest kid in the world 🤗
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m somewhat of an authority on hand turkeys (this one I drew in 2008 was #3 on Google Image Search for a long time). Your hand turkey is by far the best one I’ve ever seen. It’s pushing the field forward by leaps and bounds.
A pencil drawing of a realistic hand turkey: a human hand with a turkey’s head
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Fight Club, Braveheart, Avengers: Endgame, The Hangover
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The dude had mitochondrial challenges.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Skeletons shouldn’t have pumpkin heads or be orange. That makes zero sense.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A perfect pairing of the head and the heart 🫶
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Cuomo shaking his head at the billboard he made that says America Deserved 9/11 so people know he doesn’t like it
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Not My Popper! #fakepopper
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
What are your sources?
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Tired: Quiet laughter Wired: Melodic laughter
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
These AI bots are being pushed to me right now on Instagram. I trust Zuckerberg’s beautiful vision for the future of our species 🙏
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. 😞
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Kevin Tang @ktang.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
If I could time travel I’d go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows.
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Please post more, Kevin
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Excited for Jesse Plemons as Bradley Nowell in “Sublime”
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Thank you
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Ralph Fiennes in pre-production for Conclave 2
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Mr. April (but only when both teams are eliminated)
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
No thank you
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