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Johnny Rhodes

@johnnyrhodes.bsky.social
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I like to build stuff, and I care about people. If it doesn't fit into one of those two buckets, I don't even know man.

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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY TACOS!!!!
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Top comment was a kneejerk reaction that missed all the nuance their comment projected. In a word, Paradoxical. In two words, Beautifully Ironic. In three words, Facebook doing Facebook.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The disrespect we all wish he showed.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
"Let them eat Hamburders"
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is the ad that Jeff Bezos is refusing to run in the Washington Post. Us billionaires gotta stick together, right? Democracy dies in darkness my butt, sir. Hopefully the streisand effect takes hold, but there is too much news to even try and keep up with.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Anywhere but in the eye: U.S. and Ukrainian representatives at the Munich Security Conference. You can tell a lot about a person just through eye contact. The "real men" on the right show us how cowardly they really are. Ukraine does not deserve this.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This f'n guy will do anything to stay out of prison. Consider them extremely dangerous.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
(ELON MUSK) Act: Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy Basically you can't have access to the US Treasury if you hold a government contract. Pretty basic common sense stuff mElon. www.politico.com/live-updates...
politico.com
New Democratic bill targets Elon Musk
Rep. Mark Pocan's ELON MUSK Act takes aim at the billionaire's federal contracts.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The picture of when Trump announced "We will take over Gaza." Pictured here is Susy Wiles, trumps chief of staff who helped get him elected. She is the latest in a long line of fools who has enabled the pain and suffering caused by this buffoon. I blame every single one of them as much as him.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If we are just renaming stuff whatever we want now, this is how it's going to be.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
We got ourselves a real 'who wore it better' situation in DC. Make sure you get your totally legit $Melania coin or whatever. These people are not like us.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg perving out on Mrs. Amazon at trump's inaug. I wonder what he does with all of our data? Shit. (Say shit like they do from the wire though)
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 16/01/2025
I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
On Petey Hegseth's confirmation hearing today with the US Senate: "Who amongst us cans say that they have not done their job as a Senator blackout drunk? WHOOOM?" -Mark Wayne Mullins Grab em by their behavior.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
www.reuters.com/technology/c... Billionaires are not a good thing. Having a person capable of buying your company and ruining it on a whim is not a good thing.
reuters.com
China mulls potential sale of TikTok US to Musk, Bloomberg News reports
Chinese officials are mulling a potential option that involves the sale of TikTok's U.S. operations to Elon Musk if the company fails to fend off a potential ban, Bloomberg News reported on Monday, citing people familiar with the matter.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... Senator Robert Marshall, R-Kansas, represents only 2.9 million people (out of 330 million total US citizens, or less than 1% of our country). Parroting talking points about poor healthcare being a moral failing. He can go fuck himself.
rollingstone.com
GOP Senator Blames Americans for Most of Their Health Problems
Republican Sen. Roger Marshall said "70 percent of your health outcomes are determined by you" as his party prepares to gut health care protections.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Don't pretend to love 'Murica unless you can get down with my new maps. Grocery prices are going to be dropping faster than a space laser in July. You see the plan is to... uhh... get cheap groceries by doing this. My personal favorite it "Bra-merica"
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 08/01/2025
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Get home soon, so you can do the important egg price dropping work ...like... uhh.... picking just the right font for the "Gulf of America" signs.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Little Sweety Teddy getting ready for his big plans!
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We lived through this guy once, but you just forget how stupid he really is.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Over on Dead-Twitter, President Elonia is taking privileges away from his useful idiots that are disagreeing with him now. The thing that started it was H-1B visas for cheaper foreign labor. Turned into an argument about, "Why not train domestic labor?" Gee... I wonder what party wanted that?
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
My smart Uncle told me Jeff Bezos is marrying this alien Lauren Sanchez, and spending $600,000,000 to do so while workers at his warehouses strike for living wages and workplace safety. Mr. Jeff let them eat Cake Bezos, you better wisen up while you still can. You need to share with your workers.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Found in the wild on Facebook. These people really think they are fighting a war for Christmas. Over 5000 people seen this, and though, "Hell yeah! This is what people in my community need to see today! For American Jesus!"
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
These are the warriors fighting in The War on Christmas. Earlier today, I punched a guy who wished me a Happy Holidays.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yep. Ain't nothing us rural Michiganders respect more than cosplay flannel. We got some guy trippin' balls lost in the woods, and pouting because you got some grease on your brand new shop khakis. Too much hair gel to blend in naturally though fellas(?).
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Those are space lasers in the background, friend.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Holy Cow. First off, I just want to say I am so glad Nancy Mace is out of the hospital after that Handshake Contest, but what is going on with her? She's giving me Cynthia From Rugrats Vibes. Good of time as any to say if you need some help, reach out. I'll always be there for you.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Modern problems require modern solutions. 😏
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Seen on the back of a Dodge Ram Pickup Truck in my small town today. The trump pee-play stuff makes sense, but I'll never understand Trump punisher skulls. He's like an avatar to these poor confused folks.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
www.businessinsider.com/congress-con... Would be great if Congressional Pay was tied to performance. You know. To run the government like a business and all that. I wonder what this haunted child's toy of a speaker thinks he did to deserve a 4% raise.
businessinsider.com
Members of Congress may be about to get a pay raise for the first time since 2009
Lawmakers could get as high as a $6,600 pay raise as part of a short-term government funding bill that's set to get a vote this week.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Or take their training, and become their competition. If you aren't being treated right, take action.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If your party loses because you are an old out of touch 70+ year old, you need to stop elevating old out of touch 70+ year olds. A person that has never had a real job besides "politician" that used to get "an egg sandwich for 10 cents when they were a lad" is not the future.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
A lot of people have been talking about how Facebook feels like the dead internet now, and it is hard not to see it. When you scroll, instead of seeing content from friends or people you know you get this junk. It is either the D-string from Russia, or AI garbage. Saddest Part? 6500 likes.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
SHUT. UP. You mean to tell me I can get a hat with a picture of a tinier hat on it?!? ...gives me an idea... I will be selling shirts with a small hat that has an even tinier hat on it for $60! Details to follow.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
BREAKING NEWS!!! Can JD Vance get his raging alcohol problem under control?!? Is this really who we can trust to lead the United States. Seen here abusing alcohol with the president elect!
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Twitter (Named X by some pro sausage weirdo) has a male-to-female ratio of almost 2:1, with over 68% of users being male. It is literally a whole bunch of trolls bumping swords over there sharing misinformation 24/7. Will it kill itself? Time will tell, but yes.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Take notes CNN. THIS is how reporting is done. The GOP members parading this poor senile old man around should be ashamed. A real weekend at Bernie's situation. www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
irishstar.com
Donald Trump hit with claims he 'pooped himself' in France after mocking Biden
Donald Trump has been hit with similar allegations made about Joe Biden at a D-Day event, with the internet claiming to have found video evidence the President-elect has pooped himself
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Today I learned that Skeet is a slang term comprised of a portmanteau of "sky" and "tweet" used by users of the social media app Bluesky Social as a self-referential name for their posts (similar to a tweet on Twitter). But this is all I can think of:
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
New maps just dropped of places you can avoid Polio, Whooping Cough, Shingles, and... I don't know? Tetanus? Are they against Tetanus Vaccines now, too? Stay in the blue for safety, or you can turn that red to purple or blue to be a F'n Hero. I'm in a red spot, and I won't stop speaking up.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
BREAKING NEWS!!! Nancy Pelosi has fallen and broken her hip walking the marbled floor of the Grand Ducal Palace in Luxembourg City! Medical Bills to be covered by Congress (You). Is she too rich and out of touch to understand the common person's struggle?
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Next stop Florida. Mario has an adjustment to take care of for a single mother of 3 named Briana Boston. Those in power seem to keep making the worst possible decisions to avoid civil unrest. We don't like it when you hurt the vulnerable. Help the people you can help.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Uh oh! Looks like they hired some editors with some sense over at the Times. #Legacy #Media #Trash #itsAmeLuigi
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I think the reason I am afraid of what Daniel Penny (home less killer) a not afraid of what Luigi Mangione (CEO adjuster) is that I have an infinitely higher chance of being a homeless man than being a heartless CEO. The homeless man also never made decisions that got people killed via AI.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Boss: "Christmas Bonus!?!? Having a job here is a bonus!!!" Me (under my breath): "I would have even been fine with Jelly of the Month" (sobs)
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Let's not get too busy and move on from the problems that need solving. Local, State, and Federal laws can easily be written to protect us from the "Health Management Companies".
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh no! Turns out getting a tipster reward is almost impossible for us regular poors to do! You gotta give that carrot when your making people rats! That's something the old aristocracy understood! These new gilded age rulers aren't gonna last! www.unilad.com/news/us-news...
unilad.com
Bizarre reason why McDonald's worker might not receive $60,000 reward for identifying Luigi Mangione
Luigi Mangione was arrested at the fast-food restaurant in Pennsylvania after a tip-off from an employee
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You guys like weird rich people relationship drama? trump jr broke up with his girlfriend via text and then had his daddy send her to Greece for a job as an unqualified ambassador. The best is yet to come Kimmie! Now is your chance to turn it all around and come back into the light! Get it girl.
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Johnny Rhodes @johnnyrhodes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It had to be that punk Grimace! Ronald won't even be able to look you in the eye anymore brother.
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