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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

We have season tickets for the place!

Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Open To Close: Mexico. One week today ⏰

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I mean, what was the chances of that?! 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

YURRRRSSSSS 💪 (I couldn’t find the pineapples in Aldi so went to plan B)

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Strings of Fife @discopath.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Yaas! *does duties at lightning speed to get stuck in 🚤 @johnnyproctor.bsky.social

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon. The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Tremendous, mate. Much appreciated. It’s about time the boy Zico was brought back! Probably not the wisest place in the world for him to be kicking around though!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’ 23-4-2025 🇲🇽

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Ha ha rarer than a blue moon, as a well. Me having those on ///

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Open To Close: Mexico. (And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀) Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Completely forgot to mention that the airport I was picking her up at wasn’t in the U.K!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Sadly not, mate. Agreed to pick my wife up at the airport tomorrow and wouldn’t make it there in time. Will watch it via other ways!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

There’s a boy in one of my novels who’s doing life in Barlinnie because he killed his brother on Christmas Day for doing it 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

The Hunter, mate. The one based in Palermo 🤌

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Any country that does that are for the watching.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Has anyone seen a crime authors starter pack on here yet. Looking to have my name added to one while seeing who else to follow 📚

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The moment that a *lot* of white people found out that they could dance.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

And I’ve seen more than one person - post United match - shout for Barry Ferguson to replace Clement. It’s a game of opinions but, even so, my brain gets fried by what goes through some supporter’s minds.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Take Cerny out of the team today and I reckon we’d have been comfy for our win. I’ve seen some unreal Rangers teams over the years but this one isn’t one of them, mate.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Ha ha I’ve always thought there was a major flaw with that song title 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

As is the way with fitba. We absolutely embrace the fact that we’re despised by Rangers. I’ve seen some say they hate us more than Celtic 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

It’s wild, mate. So many ‘didn’t happens’ in it 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already. Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

It was obviously on but the longer the decision took the more I worried!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

You’re absolutely spot on with the time there as well. You’d have to think we’re going to need another goal if we’re wanting to win because they’ll be getting some kind of gift over the piece.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Something well satisfying about watching a set of officials not wanting to give you a goal but having no choice due to the evidence 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Mon the lines!!! Without them it wouldn’t have even been a question of being knocked off.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Don Berna, La oficina envigado, Medellin.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The times when Narcos - Colombia & Mexico - absolutely nailed their actors to characters. A 🧵 Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I’ve just come out the other end of a two chapter (one Zico one Si) 14k word visit to a Medellin barrio for Zico and Si. If you’ve read the Zico trilogy then you may have an idea of the events that take place up in comuna eight!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

So does he just keep some loose gear sitting in his pocket for the sake of easiness then?

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I take it the Reus / Lewandowski gif doesn’t even work as it’s just stuck on Reus’ face 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Donald Trump and Elon Musk everytime they see each other, which is every day by the looks of things. #bromance

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Comparing us with Brazil 82 could lead to suggestions that *I’m* tested as well. I’m not used to this level of entertainment from Scotland, to be fair.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

And he’s not even flattered by being part of that quartet either!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I feel sorry for the post match drug testers because they won’t know which Scotland players to pick by the end of this match if one half is anything to go on. They’re playing like Brazil 82 at times.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Introduce yourself with four footballers…

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Ah, mate. Those are LEVELS! Mines were done with a honey and chilli marinade

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Pete Rock & Common - The Auditorium Vol 1

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

*Did* write 6k words today for a chapter so despite yesterday’s clear procrastinating I still managed some creativity out of the weekend. Now to do that for the coming week, minus buying tuxedos and learning how to make kebabs.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I love that this ethos has been on the supporters club website for years. They’ll now be able to move it over to their list of achievements 😂

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