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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Open To Close: Mexico. One week today ⏰

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon. The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’ 23-4-2025 🇲🇽

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Open To Close: Mexico. (And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀) Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already. Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Don Berna, La oficina envigado, Medellin.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The times when Narcos - Colombia & Mexico - absolutely nailed their actors to characters. A 🧵 Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Donald Trump and Elon Musk everytime they see each other, which is every day by the looks of things. #bromance

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Introduce yourself with four footballers…

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I love that this ethos has been on the supporters club website for years. They’ll now be able to move it over to their list of achievements 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

When they brought out this one in 2021 it had record sales and is still the most common one you see inside the stadium, despite being old. Obviously due to the ‘one off’ badge!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

For a fan base who the majority have always hated their modern day version - me included - this was just the best news today, finding that Ajax are going back to their old badge, permanently ❌❌❌

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

It’s fucking boring after a while without the Dundee United. #internationalbreak

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Waiting on the next Dundee United match …

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

2 minutes over the hour parking in Edinburgh city centre and had to pay for an extra hour as a result.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

@yippeesunshine.bsky.social @webbo23.bsky.social Proper charcoal ones today 🔥🔥 I should probably stick a few lottery tickets on today, tbf.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Finally, a shirt that will properly go with my Diego shorts. *David Brent interlocking fingers gif*

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

The TV cameras done that old boy at Hampden dirty, there. Proper George Costanza live at the tennis stuff.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

And looking across the water at the moodiness!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

How social media has felt this week.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Ok, I’ve had a good week of arsing around but this new novel isn’t going to finish itself. Going IN Open to Close: Mexico ✅ Open to Close: Colombia ⌛️

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I saw this, in relation to Sissy Space X, and now you have to as well because fuck dealing with the trauma alone.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Still can’t believe that this baboon decided to split from its troop to come over and grab a selfie with us 😂

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

It’s been a day for the scrapbook, when it comes to the sun coming up and going back down again.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

(Updated for 2024) Picture 1. The five books linked to the ‘Zicoverse*’ Picture 2. The Muirhouse saga Picture 3. Edinburgh crime series *The long await return of Stevie ‘Zico’ Duncan AKA DJ Selecao, coming 2025

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

First day of the Eredivisie. Come on Ajax ❌❌❌

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

flame-throwing lunatic: volume 2 - long live the ching. The second half of last year’s Edinburgh crime novel, now available for pre order. Kindle ✅ Apple ✅ Paperback ✅ (via DM on my socials and at paninaropublishing.co.uk) PBs shipped out in advance of 1st July release. #newbook

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/02/2024

A periodical - but massive - thank you to everyone who have bought, borrowed and pinched any of my novels over the years and then went on to tell their mates, shared on social media and have left reviews on Amazon / Goodreads. You are all absolute heroes. Each and every one ❤️

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 28/01/2024

Doing more packing today than if I was from Green Bay 🏈 flame-throwing lunatic: volume 1-the ching is dead. Volume 2 = July 24

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

Merry Christmas to everyone short of those who stick the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box. You lot are lucky you don’t end up in The Hague for your crimes, tbh. Cheers and have a good one🍷

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

Here because of how much of a racist cesspit full of complete whackadoos Twitter has become since Elon Musk bought it.

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