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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

God bless the shuffle for those times it reminds you of a song that until you heard it again - if ever - it would’ve left your memory all together.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Open To Close: Mexico. One week today ⏰

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Strings of Fife @discopath.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Yaas! *does duties at lightning speed to get stuck in 🚤 @johnnyproctor.bsky.social

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Open To Close: Mexico presale now LIVE via DM or at paninaropublishing.co.uk and Kindle over on Amazon. The proof reader described it like Human Traffic mixed with Narcos, which I’ll take if I’m honest! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Open To Close: Mexico, and the return of Zico- aka DJ Selecao - for the first time since ‘Noughty.’ 23-4-2025 🇲🇽

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Open To Close: Mexico. (And the return of a certain Dundee United supporting Scottish football hooligan turned house DJ 👀) Official release date for paperback, kindle & apple coming SOON ⏳

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

‘Was it you who stuck the empty After Eight wrappers back in the box?’ #christmas

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Has anyone seen a crime authors starter pack on here yet. Looking to have my name added to one while seeing who else to follow 📚

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The moment that a *lot* of white people found out that they could dance.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I asked Chat GPT why Rangers fans hate Dundee United in the way they do, aye, I know already. Some of this nonsense shows that AI doesn’t have much of the I in it at times.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The times when Narcos - Colombia & Mexico - absolutely nailed their actors to characters. A 🧵 Chepe Santacruz, Cali Cartel

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I’ve just come out the other end of a two chapter (one Zico one Si) 14k word visit to a Medellin barrio for Zico and Si. If you’ve read the Zico trilogy then you may have an idea of the events that take place up in comuna eight!

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

So does he just keep some loose gear sitting in his pocket for the sake of easiness then?

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Donald Trump and Elon Musk everytime they see each other, which is every day by the looks of things. #bromance

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I feel sorry for the post match drug testers because they won’t know which Scotland players to pick by the end of this match if one half is anything to go on. They’re playing like Brazil 82 at times.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Introduce yourself with four footballers…

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

*Did* write 6k words today for a chapter so despite yesterday’s clear procrastinating I still managed some creativity out of the weekend. Now to do that for the coming week, minus buying tuxedos and learning how to make kebabs.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

For a fan base who the majority have always hated their modern day version - me included - this was just the best news today, finding that Ajax are going back to their old badge, permanently ❌❌❌

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I got one of those for my birthday when I was in primary school. The ‘remote control’ was connected to the video recorder via a lead. What a time to be alive.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I’m going early tonight with the #raveyardshift Might be early but *anytime* is a good time for some Choo Choo 🚂💨💨 youtu.be/HSgQZx4yYc8?...

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YouTube video by Harry Romero - Topic

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Two things I wish I hadn’t seen this week. 1. Elon Musk’s, unexplainable, upside down pregnant belly. 2. That Mike Tyson fight. Still one day to go. I hope Sunday takes a day off.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Always some good tunes to listen to on a Saturday night on the #raveyardshift

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

It’s fucking boring after a while without the Dundee United. #internationalbreak

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Waiting on the next Dundee United match …

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Huge fan of me saying I would take today out to write and, instead, went out to Edinburgh and bought a tuxedo and came home and made honey chilli skewered kebabs for the first time.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

2 minutes over the hour parking in Edinburgh city centre and had to pay for an extra hour as a result.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

It’s quite handy that the commentators occasionally remind you that Croatia are down to ten men because you wouldn’t guess it otherwise.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Finally, a shirt that will properly go with my Diego shorts. *David Brent interlocking fingers gif*

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

The TV cameras done that old boy at Hampden dirty, there. Proper George Costanza live at the tennis stuff.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

It will never not be embarrassing to go to watch your national team and see that you’ll need to go on YouTube to watch their match.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

John Niven, eloquent as ever. You love to see it.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

To celebrate the recent conclusion of my Edinburgh crime novel duology- flame-throwing lunatic - you can now access a free sample of chapter one from volume one below ⬇️ #books #authors #novels #crime #scotland #fiction open.substack.com/pub/johnnypr...

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SAMPLE CHAPTER flame-throwing lunatic: volume 1 - the ching is dead by Johnny Proctor

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

How social media has felt this week.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Ok, I’ve had a good week of arsing around but this new novel isn’t going to finish itself. Going IN Open to Close: Mexico ✅ Open to Close: Colombia ⌛️

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Any thoughts you had about shouting into an echo chamber on Twitter are confirmed on Blue Sky when you find yourself getting more likes and interactions despite having only a fraction of the followers compared to Twitter.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Before starting on my current novel - and the return of Zico - I went back and read Ninety, Ninety Six and Noughty to get myself back inside the mind of the characters. Hadn’t read the trilogy for a long time and, going back, it was like reading novels from someone else, but in a pleasant way.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I saw this, in relation to Sissy Space X, and now you have to as well because fuck dealing with the trauma alone.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

David Baboonski 🇲🇰

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

I will never, ever know the words to the Narcos theme tune but, still, that never stops me from trying to sing it. As long as this continues away from any Spanish speakers I’ll be cool.

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The Secret DJ. @thesecretdj.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

p.s there's a real danger of losing an opportunity here if you think of it only as 'replacement Twitter'. there's new folk here. new connects can be made. new behaviours and new dialogues can happen. I'm following anyone who posts anything even slightly funny or clever.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

A proper diamond now part of the revolution.

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Johnny Proctor @johnnyproctor.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

‘I’d have this every day if I could but I’d be dead’ Alan Partridge.

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