Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 4hi think my favorite thing about trying to cook is eating my failures. is it chili? is it taco meat? who knows, but i put peas in there for "texture" 1150
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026let's make music together from all dogs go to heaven: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m8-... close runner up: angel's song from rock & rule: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m20N...youtube.comAll Dogs Go to Heaven - Let's Make Music Together SceneYouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Family 170
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i like the destiny 2 game loop, but its story and systems are completely baffling 010
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 31/10/2025the best gimmick halloween treat is those chewable flouride tablets. kids get to make their teeth look all gross and it encourages brushing + flossing, win win 001
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025V/H/S Halloween was decent, but nothing i didn't see in 1998 when my friend brought over shitty taped copies of gwar movies 111
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'm an old man now, but i've never felt older than when i went to a hat store and asked the clerk for an LL Cool J-style kangol and she looked at me like i was speaking gibberish 040
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had a vivid dream about going to a Weird Al concert and he did a parody of Michael Jackson's Black or White that was all about what they called pizza in The Lord of the Rings 100
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 15/10/2023Padma Lakshmi defeating Freddy Krueger by calmly telling him "please pack your knives and go" 001
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🎵i said maybe, you wanna have some turk and gravy, and after all, it's a butterball...🎵 122
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026me: i am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. the dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. go back to the Shadow! them: sir, this is a wendy's <- the balrog pretending to be a wendy's employee 030
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026really enjoying boardwalk empire but i find the title music so incongruous 000
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026so we're at the 'fortifying the capital' stage of authoritarian monster, is that good? 241
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 31/08/2023I'm ranked 2nd in my Fantasy Solitaire League 001
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026madonna dancing to her own song in desperately seeking susan is such a flex 030
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026guide to bears: black bear - basically a big dog brown bear - a walking, territorial chainsaw polar bear - a walking, territorial chainsaw that hates you 242
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/11/2025rewatching the brady bunch movie. what movie or tv show from the early 2000s would make for a ridiculous contrast with 2025? 001
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 17/11/2023Rookie numbers are like 4, 36, most of the odds Semi-Pro numbers are like 9, 99, the hundredths column Pro numbers are like 5, 12, percentages, remainders Veteran numbers are like 0, 1, anything irrational 021
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 19/11/202399 POTIONS, 99 HI-POTIONS, 99 X-POTIONS, 99 ETHERS, 99 ELIXIRS, 99 MEGALIXIRS, 99 PHOENIX DOWNS, 99 ANTIDOTES, 99 EYEDROPS, 99 ECHO GRASSES, 99 GOLD NEEDLES, 99 REMEDIES, 99 STRENGTH TONICS, 99 TENTS, 99 RED FANGS, 99 BLUE FANGS AND 99 SPEED DRINKS 021
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026mitch mcconnell out here looking like the VHS cover of magic (1978) 010
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026come out to the coast. we'll get together, have a few laughsstatic.klipy.comDie Hard Yippe Ki Yay MotherfuckerAlt: A gif from the movie Die Hard. A face close up of Bruce Willis as John McClane. He has a bandaid on his forehead, a bruise on his cheek and the start of a 5 o clock shadow. He is looking off camera and saying "Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker." 110
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my sleep schedule was going well until my brain got its teeth into something and now it's all gone to shit, my sleep therapist is going to be very disappointed 020
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026would you like to subscribe to this snowglobe for only 10.99 per month? 010
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 10/01/2024The fastest Demi Lovato is a hemidemisemilovato 011
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/10/2023A demilovato is the offspring of a mortal and a lovato 021
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 24/09/2025and that greatest poet, virgil, wrote a bunch of fanfic of his favorite author, homer 101
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 24/09/2025dante alighieri got so horned-up he wrote self-insert fanfic of boethius and aristotle with weird christian psychosexual themes where he gets to pal around with his best friend the greatest poet who ever lived 121
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 24/09/2025it's fanfic all the way down 111
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i really enjoyed the bride! a raucous homage to bride of frankenstein mixed with bonnie & clyde and sid & nancy with a side of noir 000
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026people on diss tracks will say anything. "That's why I fucked your bitch." No he didn't. That isn't true. 000
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026when i first heard 'hit 'em up' as a teen i asked a friend if tupac really fucked biggie's wife and she had to explain to me the concept of trash talk 100
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026things i was frightened of as a child: gremlins the dark (b/c that's where gremlins were hiding) under my bed (more gremlins) the 1984 gremlins read-along book & record my closet (you'd think gremlins, but no, stephen king's boogeyman) my father 020
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026oblivion's 'radiant AI' is more artificial intelligence than an LLM is 000
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026continually frustrated when i say i've worked with LLMs and people don't know what i'm talking about until i clarify "AI" (which it isn't, at all) 100
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026playwright is so handy for testing. not sure if there's a video game version but i would've loved one back in my bethsoft days 000
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026every couple weeks i sleep for a single hour and even the sleep therapy interventions don't help 000
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026known as final prayer in the US and the borderlands in the UK (2013) 110
Eateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i feel like minions are a symbiotic mix of animals and fungi like warhammer 40k orks 011
Reposted by Eateth PilafEateth Pilaf @johnnypi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I was never a fan of The Simpsons episode "Trash of the Titans" but it is feeling very relevant lately 121
