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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 10h

I once dated a supermodel. I said she was about thirty five. #humour #humoursky

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 19h

Mascara. Making your eyelashes look longer for no reason whatsoever. #humour #humoursky

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 23h

You're pure evil incarnate. You're off my Christmas card list.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So you love me 238,000 miles?

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think some game apps are actually battle plans by aliens and are using humans to solve their war for them.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What you need to do is arm yourself with flyers and a staple gun. Anyone who walks past, staple one to their forehead. They'll rip it off in anger, but then read it and see it's you. They'll instantly laugh and go and see your show. Follow me for more promotional advice.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every day is a day closer to him not being here anymore.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm going create a social media platform and the only people allowed on it is me.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Never judge a book by it's cover, unless you're in a book cover judging competition.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I went with school in 1975 and bought a small paper replica. I could put that up in my house and charge people to come and look at it to relieve the pressure.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You know how to attract the cannibals.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They're the same thing, but one's more chewy than the other.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don't know about you, but I'm going to Wang Chung tonight. Do not disturb.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I learn from my mistakes. Usually how to make bigger and better ones.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think Strictly should introduce "predict-a-break" to predict who will be first to injure themselves 😂😂😂

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One would cancel out the other.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm just going to block everybody.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And yea, verily did they drink at Dino's. And the drink did flow and the sacred blood was spilt and lo, and the prophet Lynott looked down on his creation and it was deemed good. Thus sayeth the Chord.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm going to start a social media platform and the only people allowed on it is me.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's your writing, there's a doctor's, there's a spider with seven broken legs, then there's mine. Thank God for keyboards.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yo Chris, it's the same guy from Twitter who sent you the Buckaroo verse to perform to Waterloo. Just so's you know it's me 😁

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder if Aiken drum has stopped Aiken yet? I think some Deep Heat ointment would help. #humour #humoursky

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I managed to swap a root vegetable for some novels. That was a turnip for the books! #humour #humoursky

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Only the best treatment for you.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let's see....go straight for three miles, left at the old tree, down the dirt track to the old, rickity farm house where the axe wielding maniac lives.... No, don't see any problems with the map.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Weilds welding torch and lots of steel bar*

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026