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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Everything reminds me of her...

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Available now: Thomas the Tank Engine memorabilia.

A picture of Fat controller grill and oven pads.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We did the jigsaw...then visited.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This really should have been a Delorean.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Were playing Saturday 2pm. If you can get down, do it!

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

We said goodbye to our special girl Meeko in March and she showed up in the glass of our log burner. 😢

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How to greet them, should you ever meet one.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The greeting you give, should you ever meet one.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Who ya gonna call? Well it's still Ghostbusters, because it's haunted. #humour #humoursky

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Yes I'll do that urgent job immediately. Immediately after I've had a sleep.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Coming soon.....my new sci-fi offering.

The cover of my new upcoming novel "The Resurrection Machine". Featuring an exploding engine, a starship approaching Mars, a chamber, a hologram of a woman and a white Maine Coon cat.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Be afraid.....be very afraid.... It's out now. shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...

The cover of my new book,
"Punacceptable: A Litany of Lurid Language Lunacy", John Davies

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

You lucky people. It's ready. It's out now. It's time to run as far away as possible. shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...

The cover of my new book, "Punacceptable: A Litany of Lurid Language Lunacy"

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Out in the next day or two. I'm so sorry. Run. Hide. Find shelter. Won't do you any good. And I don't care.

Cover of my new book, "Punacceptable: A Litany of Lurid Language Lunacy"

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I used to see your posts, but the conspiritards, antivaxxers, chemtards, flat earthers (yes, they're a thing), moon landing deniers and science deniers drove me off it. I only ever post my jokes on here abd don't get involved with derp. On jokes, I'll have a book out shortly 😁

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Soon my pretties.....soon.....

Punacceptable, a litany of lurid language lunacy, John Davies

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Because I'm such a tart, I'm going to shamelessly push my novel, Cube on ya: Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0b6fr36k Waterstones: www.waterstones.com/book/cube/john-davies/9781837098156 Barnes and Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cube-john-... Ingram Spark: shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...

The cover of my novel, Cube, featuring an unopened parcel, a mug of tea and a slice of toast on a plate.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

....my book of jokes. I say jokes. If you like to feel like your brain has been put through a mincer, liquidized, passed through a mangle, baked at 1,000° then thrown under a passing road roller, then yes, they're jokes. You. Have. Been. Warned.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Im pretty sure when the pig's this far gone, there's no coming back.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

You've been patient. Wait no longer. Cube. It's now available. Swipe left for the purchase QR code. Do it. Now. You know you want to.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Patience, my lovelies, patience. The next day or so...

The cover of my new novel, "Cube". A parcel, a plate of toast and marmalade and a mug of tea.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

After which you need a new vase.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

All other mathematical operators are kept under the stairs.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

My proof copy is here. Once checked over, it'll go live 😁

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Honestly, the budget slashing for these Titanic remakes is getting beyond ridiculous.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Here's our current setlist. There are more, but we've dropped some.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

A clip from Saddle Music Festival yesterday. We're back in August! Im the idiot in the red baseball cap 😁

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I will soon be releasing my debut novel on the world. You have been warned. Colin Gormely, The most boring man ever, realises that some boxes should never be opened...

A book cover showing an unopened parcel, a mug of tea and a slice of toast on a plate.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If you're in the vicinity of The Saddle Inn in Blackpool at 5pm, Friday 22nd May, the Saddle Music Festival kicks off with us. Be there.

A rubber stamp of Ground Zero, our band name.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My new novel out soon. Some boxes are never meant to be opened.....

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

This means nothing to me, oh:

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Yes! You boy! Is he dead yet?

Alistair Sim as Scrooge looking out of his window down to the street.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Ground Zero will be opening this music festival at The Saddle Inn in Blackpool, May 22nd. Be there, or I'll come to your house and leave your fridge door open. That'll learn ya.

A poster for a music festival at the Saddle Inn in Blackpool on May 22nd.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Casper would like to say he's rather comfy and to call him when it's feeding time.

A Maine Coon cat stretched out on his back on a bed.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

If you're in, or near, or even on the same planet as Blackpool, see below. And if you don't turn up, I'll come to your house and leave your fridge door open. That'll learn ya.

A poster quoting "Ground Zero, live at The Farmers Arms, Blackpool, Friday, 1st May, 9:30PM.

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

If you're in Blackpool tonight, Underground Alt are having their opening night and we are honoured to have been asked to play. Get down and show them some love!

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JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

It is with great sadness that we are saying goodbye to our special girl, Meeko. She's got Spondylosis which affects her back legs and has made her incontinent. She was so loved and she was so gentle. We will miss her so much. RIP lovely lady.

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