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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wanna start seeing this in mosh pits in Butcher's honor.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is like a glory hole for head scratchies!

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Spectacle?!?! Her supporters are the ones who turned this shit into a circus, the news just reports what grabs headlines.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yeah except for all that evidence corroborating his whereabouts like camera footage, cell phone tower data and Lindsay admitting that SHE herself committed the crimes...

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Not a peep... The men get punished accordingly if they dont off themselves in the process. Where is Aaron Schaffhausen spending his time these days???

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

but she never had any psychotic breaks before or after the crime?... BULLSHIT. She planned it out and far too many women are comfortable cutting her slack by making excuses, via mental gymnastics, to avoid her paying the price she deserves.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Taking the defenses "mental illness" bet, eh? This monster has shown no real remorse.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Whataboutisms wont change mens minds, that crazy bitch deserves to hang for murdering her children.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is me. The judge told my wife she intended to get us to 50/50 time with the kids, she keeps denying the advancement to 7 out of 14 days. I feel his pain.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

She admitted to killing her kids. She admitted to killing her kids. She admitted to killing her kids. Justice for Cora, Dawson & Callan. #LindsayClancyIsGuilty

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

And this is how the sequel to Outbreak starts...

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Keep up the good work. Congrats on the results youve already seen!

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

PC Load Letter... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Asylum seekers need prove their worth because theyve not been here since birth show us documentation of characterization or return to your corner of earth.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Thats a tenet of the justice system available to AMERICAN CITIZENS. NOT asylum seekers, who need to prove they are who they say they are AND that they arent criminals.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Why? Do you favor the unchecked flow of unknowns with backgrounds that could involve violent crime and gang activity, or worse yet, terrorist sleeper cell agents, entering our country?

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If youre looking for someone even further left than Walz, shes your gal.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just the fact that in the past she talked about and supported the idea of abolishing the police AND prisons is fucking mental. Walking it back now during an election makes her seem disingenuous and untrustworthy.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

eliminate most meta apps and the world gets better.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I had no idea and good god, the near injury inducing botch right out of the gate...

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Is there any more backstory you can offer up?

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I will attest that I have NEVER had an issue with squirrels getting into my bird feeder because I dont have a fucking bird feeder. #LifeHacks

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

And Ape Escape, and Timesplitters and NBA Jam...

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

That Mask vs Mask between the El Grande Americano's was perfect. 5 stars, MOTY, better than both nights of Mania combined! #AAA #AAANochedeLosGrandes #WWE #ElGrandeAmericano

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

What an incredible production from start to finish. My MOTY. #WWE #AAA #ElGrandeAmericano

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

#SpencerPratt's campaign ads just keep kicking ass. I truly hope he gets elected.

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

A simple thing like Costco keeping a hot dog price at $1.50 is proof that corporations don’t need to price gouge everything.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Do you think Ronald McDonald's dick is also white with a red nose? #ImLovinIt

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Wardlow is called "Mr Mayhem"... it was right there for the taking! Instead we get fang...

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

All pants with belt loops should have a minimum of 6 and all undershirts ( #Hanes / #FruitoftheLoom ) need to be 2" longer.

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

First thing I thought was "what in the chernobyl?!?!"

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