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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin

@johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social
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Middle aged guy who dabbles in various entertainment mediums. YT channels: @Blumpkinshow and @Blumpkinmusic

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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Neither could Jake!!!
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liars who lie #JaneDoe www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Bar where Jane Doe says she drank before going to Cornell fraternity says it didn’t serve her
‘Moonies employees strictly followed the rules and did not serve alcohol to any underaged guests,’ the bar said in a statement
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daleyd.bsky.social @daleyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This case is about the children (which is roughly 50/50, and mothers are more likely to murder infants than fathers), and the fact that so many women are arguing she wasn’t responsible for her actions because she was at the mercy of her hormones. If your defense is that you have no agency…
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#LoneJuror #LindsayClancy
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#LindsayClancyIsGuilty
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She admitted to killing her kids. She admitted to killing her kids. She admitted to killing her kids. Justice for Cora, Dawson & Callan. #LindsayClancyIsGuilty
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I will attest that I have NEVER had an issue with squirrels getting into my bird feeder because I dont have a fucking bird feeder. #LifeHacks
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#DeathRiders > #NWO #AEW #WWE
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#MOTY #AAA
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That Mask vs Mask between the El Grande Americano's was perfect. 5 stars, MOTY, better than both nights of Mania combined! #AAA #AAANochedeLosGrandes #WWE #ElGrandeAmericano
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#SpencerPratt's campaign ads just keep kicking ass. I truly hope he gets elected.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A simple thing like Costco keeping a hot dog price at $1.50 is proof that corporations don’t need to price gouge everything.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Do you think Ronald McDonald's dick is also white with a red nose? #ImLovinIt
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This shit needs to spread, no pun intended... www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8O4... #HulkHogan #WWF
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My D*ck Hurts Brother (1989)
YouTube video by Atomic Wax
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
All pants with belt loops should have a minimum of 6 and all undershirts ( #Hanes / #FruitoftheLoom ) need to be 2" longer.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Vince McMahon reading about the death of #TedTurner right now:
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Vince McMahon's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Vince McMahon's Shocked Reaction
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
And just like that, #SolRuca just showed the world why her finisher is bad, because she botched it and then Becky Lynch made it look terrible on top of that... #WWE #RAW
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
TKO is fumbling over and over. They want to maximize earnings but at the expense of established wrestlers and thats wild. How are you going to have record profits and then start firing people and asking others to restructure their deals for less money. You bought the company, honor the contracts.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
West Coast Hardcore 4 Life: youtu.be/YyDMiiCxuX4
youtu.be
Lionheart - Welcome To The West Coast II [Full Album]
YouTube video by breakwhatsweak
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hardcore every day: youtu.be/_7hO1zNVtoo
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Hereditary - ST LP 2025 (Full Album)
YouTube video by xBrutalYouth666x
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They just dont cut promos like this anymore in #WWE: youtu.be/E99FYvN8uZg
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The Rock Humiliates Jonathan Coachman | July 29, 2002 Raw
YouTube video by DoubleZWWE
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Just enjoying the slow, brooding sounds of #Asphyx youtu.be/3f_rcP0o5Uc?...
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The Grand Denial
YouTube video by Asphyx - Topic
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Idk what he's winking at... #Caturday
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#WWE "unsanctioned matches" are the dollar tree version of #AEW unsanctioned matches. #Wrestlemania
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Lio Rush was already annoying IMO but now he's doing some 2016 TNA level acting with this "blackheart" character... #AEW
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sometimes love gets messy... youtu.be/MAsAuWQTmCs
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Shit On My Dick
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
#FernandoMendoza looks like the secret son of #MarkSanchez.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I wonder what #TKO would do, if in protest of their shitty corporate over-lording of the #WWE product, #CMPunk, #CodyRhodes and a handful of others just held #Wrestlemania hostage by standing in the ring and not performing.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
When former #Trump ass kisser Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying invoke the "25th Amendment" you know things are FUBAR with the Iran situation. cbsaustin.com/news/nation-...
cbsaustin.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for the 25th Amendment to be invoked after Trump's Iran post
Former Georgia GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Tuesday called for the 25th Amendment to be invoked.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I wonder if it would slow the trend of monster data centers popping up all over the country if no one would insure them... #META #Amazon #Microsoft
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!! #Easter.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Still fresh after all these years. #ICP youtu.be/CU0czSC58Us?...
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Walk into the Darkness
YouTube video by Insane Clown Posse - Topic
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I still wish that MLB had gone with #Spiders for the Cleveland franchise rebrand...
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Lebron out here calling out shitty cities and not caring about their feelings: www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
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MSN
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It is #Wrestlemania season and the only thing worth watching in #WWE is #Danhausen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msl4...
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Danhausen helps Damian Priest & R-Truth beat The Miz & Kit Wilson: SmackDown highlights
YouTube video by WWE
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The Power outage at #TargetField for the #MNTwins opener is is the perfect metaphor for how bad this season will most likely go. www.kare11.com/article/spor...
kare11.com
Twins home opener to be delayed because of power outage
According to Xcel Energy, an outage in the area is impacting more than 1,500 customers, and the estimated restoration time is 3:15 p.m.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Seriously, #MarqQuen is hurt again? Its almost like keep #PrivateParty off of #AEW tv for so long didnt give them the reps they need to have their bodies ring ready... www.ringsidenews.com/marq-quen-si...
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Marq Quen Sidelined With Injury As Isiah Kassidy Says He Doesn’t Know When He’ll Return
Marq Quen is officially out of action, and his Private Party partner Isiah Kassidy says the situation has left him standing alone with no clear timeline
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Well its about fuckin time! #AEW #HolyShida
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
#LioRush should take his new gimmick to #TNAwrestling, where it would be a better fit.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If #RobSchneider thinks reinstating the draft is the answer then lets talk about conscription while we're at it. Gen's Z and A could use a means of building themselves up aside from liberal brain-washing at american colleges and ego coddling by soft ass millenial parents.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#Caturday on a Sunday (Dee and Louie)
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If #TonyKhan needed to find a way to bring #HikaruShida back to #AEW tv, they just lost #ToniStorm so the timing is perfect to re-establish her.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dear #Skinlab, please make a full album, its been too long... youtu.be/G87p86rAfAs
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Flesh Wounds
YouTube video by Skinlab - Topic
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Call me crazy but I dont think we need Ai and we definitely dont need any fucking data centers to support them.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
So I thought I was taking my oldest for some behind the wheel practice, ended up helping a stray toddler that had escaped its house and crossed the street... In these situations, remain calm and in your best #DaveChappelle voice say "HEY BABY!". www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTob...
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Dave Chapelle-Baby On The Corner
YouTube video by smeckledwarf76
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Dear #Netflix, you arent worth the price you charge and many of your offerings are miss-worthy. Get over yourself, youre like the 4th best streaming service for content quality. Ta-Dum deez nuts!!!
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I think the #Trump white house denying that #BillMaher is being given the #MarkTwainPrize and then its announced he IS in fact winning it, is peak political vaginosis.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Strong as the womens division in #AEW is, the loss of #ToniStorm cannot be overstated. This will be the biggest test of all the other female performers, who will need to step up and fill the void left by the alpha of their locker room.
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the Reverend Johnny Blumpkin @johnnyblumpkin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
"Getting all your history from TikTok is like getting all your calories from Hostess" - Bill Maher #Facts
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