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John Dantzler

@johnmdantzler.bsky.social
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Fled FB, Tweeter, Threads. Leukemia victor, SC native resister, smart aleck. Profanity is not unlikely. Putting the 4 yo in 64 yo thru 5/26/27. A guy with the exact same name and face writes the same stuff only longer at substack.com/@johnmdantzler

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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coco, Reader Advisor
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coco’s Grifters Today cover shot
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
VERY hard no
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People fear the chupacabra but that’s because they haven’t seen the chupapoopa.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hemaris Thysbe is my new pen name
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
She looks so wise and thoughtful and sad, like every Neil Young song rolled into one. It’s a pity that her only thought is, “Can I grab a snack from the cat’s litter box before Daddy can clean it?”
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Renaming Coco Madame Blavatsky, as one does.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“I just washed my soil and I can’t do a thing with it!”
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Noted suckup Frank J. Bisignano, misadministrator for SSA is at it again in case you missed it. Warning: do NOT play the take a drink every time he mentions Trump drinking game.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We got fuchsia which I hadn’t noticed before
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I object to clickbait if anything even more vociferously if it comes from my side. Fundamentally, morally, it’s wrong. Just say what you’re saying, no all caps, no grimacing photos, no caught red handed. Don’t be THEM. Be better. Anyone posting or reposting anything like this gets blocked.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There are 9M Jehovah’s Witnesses. Is that how Big G has stayed out of the pokey this long? Also, since they’re Witnesses and all, if they say Jesus looked like Mamdani, who am I to argue?
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
She’s a little nuisance and I should know; I’m a big oldsance.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Coco chihuahua: she’s a perfect angel. But then, so was Lucifer.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I believe it to be a zen koan, and if I wait here long enough, enlightenment will arrive, if not patient privacy. The other CVS patients will have to use the drive through if they want to pick up their prescriptions this week.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Local white supremacist refuses to recant views. Also asserts that, Cats rule, dogs drool.”
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This is our cat! He wants royalties! And scritches! And outside! And the YouTube all squirrel channel!
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Yeah, we know. There’s a whole building-full at the White House.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Oh boy! Linen cereal! Part of this complete breakfast!
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Speaking as a notary, I can’t say that I approve.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Rick Scott: as good at unintended irony as he is at growing hair:
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Leaping to the very top of the ever-lengthening “what were the OTHER names you considered?” list:
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
SpeeDee, I’m just not into you like that.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Duuuuuuude! (1-20W exit from I-26W)
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Was I in Sartre’s Supermarket or Schrödinger’s?
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hell, if you fix the fucking pepper mill, I’ll pay full price.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
So no mall cops!
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Costco mockingbird. I was really expecting a package of five.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The new raisin-dealing anthropomorphic sunburst on raisin bran boxes looks like he’s on drugs. On the other hand, I believe he previously wore sunglasses (in spite of being, you know, THE SUN) so maybe he just isn’t on the down low anymore.
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John Dantzler @johnmdantzler.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Note to Apple: get this shit off the weather app:
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