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Lil Juan Rey

@johnking.bsky.social
380 followers 631 following 2.2K posts

🏥🍯 TLP: Burnt Sienna, Omni Consumer Products Manager, High Altitude Treasure Recovery

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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 30m
Keep this child far from power
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 1h
Hell yea
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 7h
Me receiving bad news
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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James Franco's Charming Wink
ALT: James Franco's Charming Wink
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx has been fined $57,647 for campaign finance violations, the largest such fine in state history. A hearing officer ruled that the Marx campaign intentionally took illegal contributions, writing: "the scale of the violations are without precedent."
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now this is the WoW I remember 😅😅 #serversfull #blizzard
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marked safe from 5 hours of straight calls and demos
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Binge it all. You got it
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Am i strong enough to wait 2 days for lanterns...
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing this in COS would be hilarious. Just going to print a bunch of fringe projects and wear them on post to see who stops me.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back on the beat
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Kenjaku's Cursed Energy Orb - Jujutsu Kaisen
ALT: Kenjaku's Cursed Energy Orb - Jujutsu Kaisen
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need to study my PTO choices and parallels of exploitation churn
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning from the pools
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beverage in hand - not a DPRK fake IT worker
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LMAO
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
POV your headed to Iron Mountain in the morning... 96 hours of this might fix me
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Capy Capybara's Relaxing Water Bath
ALT: Capy Capybara's Relaxing Water Bath
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The rogue Waymo that drove through a farmers market in Denver is a reminder that Colorado has no laws to issue citations for driverless vehicles and their actions.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dang snapping after the handshake is too wyld Jon Stewart
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Sinister Nodding Man in Top Hat
ALT: Sinister Nodding Man in Top Hat
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
3.20g and some lead out of the river. We are finally out of the mercury. That picker was a real beaut
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1 M. Star at diner prices? This place fuckin rocks
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What is we doin
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fun times
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Active Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You're telling me...oceans are now battlefields?
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rewarded, behold
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The treasure trail will enter "frosty red"- adding one more page to the log that hopefully doesnt end in " ...ahhhhhh :terrible calamity:!!"
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lining up Atlanta, Austin, Tucson Treasure trail is at a close. Winter circuit must begin. Fighting for warmer waters.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TLP HAHA/Lol, Lmao/Even
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW: In a new audio recording, GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx suggests that his campaign filed someone else's large contribution under Marx's name to avoid campaign finance limits.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Man Observes Dynamic Wall Tiles Art
ALT: Man Observes Dynamic Wall Tiles Art
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
Trump Jr’s wedding appears to have been paid for by Umar Kremlev, a Russian oligarch *linked to the theft and kidnapping of Ukrainian children*. This is both hideously evil and so utterly tawdry. newrepublic.com/post/215371/...
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The Terrifying Person Who Bankrolled Trump Jr.’s Wedding
Donald Trump Jr.’s lavish wedding, which he described as attended by “just really close friends,” was thanks to an ally of Vladimir Putin.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tiny sparks of light in the dark.. damn this show is good
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Im maybe 7 min into Lanterns. Can one attach themselves to a show any harder?
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ive said to as many, I may be chasing this season for the rest of my life
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Daaaang
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pushing treasure trail into the yellow
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Adding this to my agents* parameters
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On brand for GA guard
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Muppet Show: Fozzie Bear and Kermit The Frog
ALT: Muppet Show: Fozzie Bear and Kermit The Frog
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The human excrement sitting in the Arkansas River would make for an exciting sequel to Schitt's Creek. But it's not entertaining for the farmers and families downstream of 4 million gallons of raw sewage.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2 grams chat. Kinda big deal
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Entering my booster gold era
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Didn't we make a big deal out of never forgetting?
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Im digging 7 after all the changes tbh
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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General Zod's Intense Heresy in Man of Steel
ALT: General Zod's Intense Heresy in Man of Steel
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holes - 1998
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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