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Lil Juan Rey

@johnking.bsky.social
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🏥🍯 TLP: Burnt Sienna, Omni Consumer Products Manager, High Altitude Treasure Recovery

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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 4h
Marked safe from 5 hours of straight calls and demos
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 7h
Am i strong enough to wait 2 days for lanterns...
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 7h
Doing this in COS would be hilarious. Just going to print a bunch of fringe projects and wear them on post to see who stops me.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back on the beat
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Kenjaku's Cursed Energy Orb - Jujutsu Kaisen
ALT: Kenjaku's Cursed Energy Orb - Jujutsu Kaisen
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need to study my PTO choices and parallels of exploitation churn
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning from the pools
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LMAO
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
POV your headed to Iron Mountain in the morning... 96 hours of this might fix me
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Capy Capybara's Relaxing Water Bath
ALT: Capy Capybara's Relaxing Water Bath
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The rogue Waymo that drove through a farmers market in Denver is a reminder that Colorado has no laws to issue citations for driverless vehicles and their actions.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dang snapping after the handshake is too wyld Jon Stewart
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Sinister Nodding Man in Top Hat
ALT: Sinister Nodding Man in Top Hat
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What is we doin
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fun times
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Active Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You're telling me...oceans are now battlefields?
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The treasure trail will enter "frosty red"- adding one more page to the log that hopefully doesnt end in " ...ahhhhhh :terrible calamity:!!"
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lining up Atlanta, Austin, Tucson Treasure trail is at a close. Winter circuit must begin. Fighting for warmer waters.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TLP HAHA/Lol, Lmao/Even
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW: In a new audio recording, GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx suggests that his campaign filed someone else's large contribution under Marx's name to avoid campaign finance limits.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Man Observes Dynamic Wall Tiles Art
ALT: Man Observes Dynamic Wall Tiles Art
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
Trump Jr’s wedding appears to have been paid for by Umar Kremlev, a Russian oligarch *linked to the theft and kidnapping of Ukrainian children*. This is both hideously evil and so utterly tawdry. newrepublic.com/post/215371/...
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The Terrifying Person Who Bankrolled Trump Jr.’s Wedding
Donald Trump Jr.’s lavish wedding, which he described as attended by “just really close friends,” was thanks to an ally of Vladimir Putin.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Im maybe 7 min into Lanterns. Can one attach themselves to a show any harder?
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pushing treasure trail into the yellow
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Adding this to my agents* parameters
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On brand for GA guard
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Muppet Show: Fozzie Bear and Kermit The Frog
ALT: Muppet Show: Fozzie Bear and Kermit The Frog
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The human excrement sitting in the Arkansas River would make for an exciting sequel to Schitt's Creek. But it's not entertaining for the farmers and families downstream of 4 million gallons of raw sewage.
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Entering my booster gold era
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Didn't we make a big deal out of never forgetting?
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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General Zod's Intense Heresy in Man of Steel
ALT: General Zod's Intense Heresy in Man of Steel
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The staff, Until proven otherwise.
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French Man Smoking Cigarette in Beret
ALT: French Man Smoking Cigarette in Beret
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Survived another run up in the hills Lead weights + trash, 1 .22 bullet, 1 golden/red spinner ($2), trying to figure out what this folded lead "unknown" with some verbiage that will cause me low grade insanity this week as I try to figure out what it is. Shot gun pellets, And a picker
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lanterns... might be too good... fuck
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
International travel will be fun in the future...
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Possibly the last treasure trail of the season tomorrow... not going to get emotional on the drive tomorrow...
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Zero Company is so legit...
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Chill Guy in Sunset Flower Field
ALT: Chill Guy in Sunset Flower Field
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Mr. Meryl: I'm Afraid It's Worse Than That
ALT: Mr. Meryl: I'm Afraid It's Worse Than That
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jeremy Wade on River Monsters
ALT: Jeremy Wade on River Monsters
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The action IS the juice
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Riker Smiles and Walks Away
ALT: Riker Smiles and Walks Away
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
POV
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Mr. Burns: Release The Hounds - The Simpsons
ALT: Mr. Burns: Release The Hounds - The Simpsons
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only escape from L.A. can fix me [Tonight]
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lanterns = therapy
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The vibe this week. One thing is for certain, some groups just dont understand the "morality" on a scale beyond temporary gain - se la vi
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Opening a Star Wars game over a galactic battle put me right back on the edge of my seat in 2005 for the Revenge of the Sith, really good intro
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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David Lynch Smoking
ALT: David Lynch Smoking
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On the treasure trail
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Lil Juan Rey @johnking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Voting for this man would be a silly mistake to say the least.
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