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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠

@johnhyphen.bsky.social
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climate justice | video games | struggling in Iodáilis, in francese & en gaélique | Etymology Expert™ | (he/him) 🗺️: Brussels/Dublin

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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 16h
is this little frog takin the piss
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
direct action gets the goods, babeeeeyy!!
BBC screenshot 

France promises 3,000 extra teachers in first step to calm student protests

The French government has made its first sign of giving ground to teenage protesters, with a promise of 3,000 extra supply teachers in the coming days.

Photo of protesters holding plywood with teargas around them
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@simonharrisireland.bsky.social
simpsons screenshot with gangster fat tony stanind with his goons outside the simpsons's house, marge looking grumpy at the front door

caption reads: when are going to put the animals on the money? why aren't you putting the animals on the money now? and so on. so, please... the animals
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
had an absolute once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get up close and personal with brussels's main little guy and get sprayed with the blessèd piss
me and silvia and the child up with the mannekin pis, all in blue with a lil red scarf, as the statue urinates over us. the child's face is blocked out with a copy of the mannekin pis's face

sign beside us reads: 1875, les amis de Pogge vriendena crow of people in front of the mannekin pis stature, wearing sashes and scarves, plus a giant papier maché head

people have glasses of beer in hand, and are having a good time
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this weekend @silviap.bsky.social and i joined the procession through central brussels to see the mannekin pis dressed in the outfit of pogge, the legendary nice guy of schaerbeek AND i got to run around in the giant pogge head alles es just! 🫲
procession on a cobbled street, featuring a giant papier maché head giant papier maché head, with my little face visible through the viewing port in his capthe top of my head, poking through a big pink dome of papier machéphoto of me and silvia embracing, wearing lots of demin
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not one, but TWO ai sparkles on the name ✨
email screenshot

Euractiv becomes Rapporteur

Joshua Posanar
Managing editor, Rapporteur
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think the "can you dig it" was one doing the rounds ages before (@darach.bsky.social would know) there were a few!
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 years in and the bbc is still pulling this nonsense for them, hamas attacks israel and kills a definite number of people but israel doesn't attack palestine, it launches an offensive in it it doesn't kill people, but people may be killed during it how many? a subject for debate
The armed Palestinian group Hamas attacked Israel on 7 October 2023, killing about 1,200 people and taking 251 hostages.

In response, Israel launched a massive military offensive in Gaza, during which more than 73,000 people have been killed, according to the territory's Hamas-run health ministry, whose figures are considered reliable by the United Nations (UN).
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
man in a hotdog outfit
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here we go boys, it's friday!!
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the story itself uses this much more appropriate image of parched fields why do the image for social media show a guy enjoying the sunshine, if the story is about dangerous drought?
aerial photo of yellowed and browned dry fields
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can't have negative headlines about missing your gas storage target if you get rid of the gas storage target
smiling man taps the side of his head in a knowing way
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i don't advise it (www.instagram.com/rorypeterbra...)
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
double trouble (www.instagram.com/rorypeterbra...)
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sharing is caring
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
after all... why not? why shouldn't i keep it? (www.instagram.com/rorypeterbra...)
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no judgement (www.instagram.com/rorypeterbra...)
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
absolutely love rory's resident evil inspired 'session survivor' series (unfortunately not on here, but you can get him on: www.instagram.com/rorypeterbra...)
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i do always enjoy despairing at job ads that use lots of internal language or acronyms, unintelligible to anyone applying externally but i think a job for a 'diplomatic mission' without saying who (which country, presumably) you'd be working for, that's a new one
Diplomatic Mission in Brussels is looking for a Trade Policy Advisor
About Us:

Our department is responsible for enhancing trade and economic relations with the EU and shaping policies that drive economic growth and innovation bilaterally. We closely monitor trade and regulatory developments in EU institutions, analyze their impact, and actively engage with stakeholders and professional partners across various fields to advance our shared economic interests.
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
saturday night
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
chronically unable to hold glasses of beer normally at these events it seems
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
big news
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guy labeled 'sickos' looks through a window 

speech bubble reads: yes... ha ha ha... YES!
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
still in the good books
screenshot of an email:

BIRTHDAYS
MEP Dan-Ștefan Motreanu; former MEPs Maria Spyraki, Dino Giarrusso, Laura Ferrara, Miroslav Mikolášik and Kerstin Westphal; POLITICO’s Joe Schatz; New Music Dublin’s Francine Cunningham; Czechia’s Permanent Representative to the OECD Aleš Chmelař; former European Green Party Secretary-General Mar Garcia; journalist Caroline de Gruyter; former Syrian dictator Bashar Assad. National Day of Catalonia.
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
says the guy who championed the change to our constitution taking away the right for people born in ireland to have irish citizenship making a lie of the promise written in our actual passports
close up of page in Irish passport reading: it is the entitlement and birthright of every person born in the island of ireland, which includes its islands and seas, to be part of the Irish nation
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
twice in a week, unheard of!
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
huge things happening this evening in the house, musically speaking
onion headline that reads Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

except it has been edited to read six year old girl Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of her Fucking Life
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
that's good fun, and i approve
photo of Zack Polanski 

Headline: Zack Polanski to stand in Keir starter seat as green party candidate
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that's dungeons and dragons babeeeeyy!!!!!
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
delicious victory
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we went to the football can i get a hell yeah
us smiling at the football in the evening sun
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this one admittedly quite hard (they're one of her fave snacks though)
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
and technically correct spelling in flemish!
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
our belfast correspondent agrees
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
so taralli are these little round italian "breadstick" kinda things KROGET is supposed to be courgette, not her best work
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
let's play... decipher the shopping list that i called out and the 6-year-old wrote down important info: she's in a francophone school, so "ch" is what she associates with a "sh" sound (and also she sometimes writes it backwards as "hc")
child's shopping list:

RAIC KRAKR
LEMENS
MELK
TARALEE
FLAWR
EGS
HCOGR
KROGET
PASATAchild's shopping list:

PEENOTBOTR
THCOKOLAT
BROKOLEE
KEHCEN ROL
BEEN STEKS
BEER
ONIENS
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
pretty sure that's not how trailers are supposed to work
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
16) Rose / House Lovely little story with a creepy AI and some nice medium-future speculation about policing. I v enjoyed her "Teixcalaan" books, and this had a little similar flavour, though less fantastical. Got a feel for the characters in short time. Nicely executed whodunnit element too. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Rose House by Arkady Martine
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
15) Butter Really great exploration of the pressures on women in (particularly Japanese, obvs) society, and the role of food/cooking in domestic life. Kinda a murder mystery but not really, and that aspect become less important as it goes on. Genuinely loved the food descriptions. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Cover of Butter by Asako Yuzuki
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
laptop and phone disagree about the time by a full two minutes is this normal
photo of phone in front of laptop, phone says 11:59 and laptop says 12:01
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
nice that google made luke kelly the logo for their keep notes app
screenshot of Google keep iconRed-haired, bearded man singing into microphone
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(hacker voice): we're in
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
tokyo is delish, i can see why godzilla keeps tryin to eat it
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
less snappy, but still 🙏
Sign reading:

次の方のご入浴はご遠慮願います。

心疾患の方

・高血圧の方

・皮膚病の方

・癲癇症の方

・泥酔の方

・マナーの悪い方

・体調が悪い方

Please refrain from taking a bath, if you are with ;

Heart disease,

Skin disease,

Feeling unwell

Hypertension,

Epilepsy,

Drunk, Bad manners

守ってお互いに気持ちよくご利用ください Thank you for good manners!
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
people talk about eastern wisdom changing their lives, and honestly this info sign at osaka castle has done it for me
close-up of a sign reading:

マナーと文化財を守りましょう。

Good Manners, Good Castle.

大阪城パークセンター
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
demon sighted
A small child in a red mask stands under a giant red mask at an old train station
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
had to improvise a lampshade (they're clean)
boxer shorts on a lampcloseup of boxer shorts on a lamp
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
...is there a mrs young men?
me in a Hawaiian t-shirt in front of a shop sign reading "Mr young men"
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
what's good nara
Deers beside a lantern in a forest Girl at old fountainGirl on ancient roadGirl in ornamental garden
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