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John Hatch

@johnhatch.bsky.social
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Author of "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDER?" CLUE AND THE MAKING OF A CULT CLASSIC.

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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 1h
I had to write a paper in junior high about the best kind of government, and 14-year-old me figured out that it would be a benevolent dictatorship. That's how "brilliant" these guys are, saying the same shit arrogant teenagers thought.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 15h
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Superman III: Superman Transforms into Robot
ALT: Superman III: Superman Transforms into Robot
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 18h
Make basic journalism a thing again
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 18h
The correct teams are winning (so far) in the postseason.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It feels wrong rooting for the Dodgers...but god I hate the Braves
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hang on, it's 104 degrees in LA right now? WTF?
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So many...love the ending of Tremors. The Darth Vader hallway scene is so famous it's cliched to say now. But I'm a big fan of V taking on everyone in the subway in V for Vendetta.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol yes Avengers: Doomsday is the new Salo. Irreversible and Oldboy can't hold a candle to people in tights and capes
Buzz Crave post laughably saying Avengers: Doomsday has major deaths and it's "one of the darkest movies ever made"
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If only we had learning institutions above, or higher, than regular K–12 where they could study and teach about how organizations succumb to fascism under the guise of self-preservation.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 02/10/2026
if NAZA is playing near you, i recommend seeing it. not just because of its exposure of Israeli war crimes, but because it opens up serious questions about modern systems of killing and warfare broadly, and so our complicity in them.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jamelle Bouie is probably our best political commentator and this is particularly good. Cynicism around all politics and politicians only aids corruption. Some people think they're savvy by claiming "all politicians lie" and "all politicians are corrupt," but you're just telling on yourself.
youtube.com
Many Americans think Donald Trump is honest. Why?
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if these assholes kill off TCM…
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I cannot stress this enough: fuck off
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We need something massive that was famously unstoppable." "I've got the perfect symbol."
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he has multiple Craigslist ads looking to be part of a threesome
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Incel 2.0 is gonna be wild
Reddit post that says "They aborted my girlfriend. I can't stop thinking that the woman who would have fallen in love with me was aborted in this timeline, and that is why am [sic] alone. In another alternate timeline, her mother did not have an abort her [sic] and she grew up to fall in love with me. I must be very happy there, but here I'm a failure. Without a doubt, my aborted girlfriend would love me, and I wouldn't be sad."
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't worry, the DOJ will get right on the Epstein files as soon as they...*checks notes*...clear Richard Nixon.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had a handful of people accuse me of using AI in my writing. It's gotten to the point where if you're reasonably good at something there are some people out there who are going to insist it's AI. Sorry some of us know how to do things and you don't!
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Alonso Duralde @aduralde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If these assholes cared about Hollywood history, they’d have named it Famous Players-Lasky. #filmsky 📽
variety.com
New Name of Paramount-Warner Bros. Unveiled: Skydance
The soon-to-merge Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery officially has a name: It's simply going to be "Skydance," according to chairman and CEO David Ellison.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’ll be so fun and I’ll get a day to recover
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please support my new business
A van that looks like the A-Team’s with the words “Nude psychic readings and tax advice” on the side.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My daughter wants to go to a Scream movie marathon on Halloween. It starts at 10PM and goes to 2PM the next day. I am 50 years old and haven't pulled an all-nighter in 20 years.
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Jen Johans @filmintuition.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Victory for the Veronica Mars Book Project! I’m writing a book! I can’t thank you enough for all of your support, but wanted to share my gratitude with you & talk about next steps.(And yes, per request, I’ll leave it open for late pledges!) www.kickstarter.com/projects/wat...
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Final Boss of speaking to the manager
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Johnny Depp is a garden-variety abuser who sued a woman who dared expose him into oblivion. He can get work, she can't.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Answer to my question, which I really appreciate.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you for answering—that's helpful to know.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm really asking, BTW. Is it too much tech labor/coding/other things I don't understand? Will the costs of offering that option never be offset by the revenue? I want to support good reporting! But I can't subscribe to 20 different outlets.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agree 100% we're not entitled to reporting. But why isn't there an option to pay for a single article or a day's access? In our subscription-based world, it does feel kinda scammy to require a month-long subscription because we know that companies hope we'll forget to cancel.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White Christian Nationalists are a death cult.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a second I was so psyched for episode 2 of "The New Scooby-Doo Podcasts.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think people need to have flawless posts and I can handle some bad takes, but this kind of victim blaming says a lot about who a person is. Insane that some on the left have decided to embrace this cockroach because he's critical of MAGA.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yes White Sox
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Braves fans rn
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October surprise but it’s the media straightforwardly reporting on whats happening
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"She was drunk." I guess I'm one of those radicals who thinks if someone chooses to get drunk they still don't deserve to be gang-raped by seven men, but that's wokeness for you.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, climate change is bad, but the truly scary thing is when your favorite podcast's hosts enter their 40s.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys like Pete Hegseth have no idea what real masculinity is so it's all performative up and down.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt: Isn't it true you met with Hawkeye as part of your efforts to destabilize the Avengers? Me, sitting in the Swamp, drunk on homemade martinis: What?
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sidious: Let The Hate Flow Through You
ALT: Sidious: Let The Hate Flow Through You
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lon Chaney as the Phantom of the Opera
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We're better than this, we don't body sha—" I'm not better than this, I absolutely body shame people whose entire worldview is rooted in thinking they're superior to others because of their genes and skin color.
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John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White Sox have been blessed by the Pope. Astros quaking in their cleats.
A letter from the Pope to the Chicago White Sox.
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