John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 1hI had to write a paper in junior high about the best kind of government, and 14-year-old me figured out that it would be a benevolent dictatorship. That's how "brilliant" these guys are, saying the same shit arrogant teenagers thought. 020
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 15hstatic.klipy.comSuperman III: Superman Transforms into RobotALT: Superman III: Superman Transforms into Robot 020
Reposted by John HatchDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t. 17058581195
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It feels wrong rooting for the Dodgers...but god I hate the Braves 240
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So many...love the ending of Tremors. The Darth Vader hallway scene is so famous it's cliched to say now. But I'm a big fan of V taking on everyone in the subway in V for Vendetta. 1161
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026lol yes Avengers: Doomsday is the new Salo. Irreversible and Oldboy can't hold a candle to people in tights and capes 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If only we had learning institutions above, or higher, than regular K–12 where they could study and teach about how organizations succumb to fascism under the guise of self-preservation. 010
Reposted by John HatchCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 02/10/2026if NAZA is playing near you, i recommend seeing it. not just because of its exposure of Israeli war crimes, but because it opens up serious questions about modern systems of killing and warfare broadly, and so our complicity in them. 29225
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jamelle Bouie is probably our best political commentator and this is particularly good. Cynicism around all politics and politicians only aids corruption. Some people think they're savvy by claiming "all politicians lie" and "all politicians are corrupt," but you're just telling on yourself.youtube.comMany Americans think Donald Trump is honest. Why?YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 162
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"We need something massive that was famously unstoppable." "I've got the perfect symbol." 020
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks like he has multiple Craigslist ads looking to be part of a threesome 000
Reposted by John HatchJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day 35992325
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don't worry, the DOJ will get right on the Epstein files as soon as they...*checks notes*...clear Richard Nixon. 021
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've had a handful of people accuse me of using AI in my writing. It's gotten to the point where if you're reasonably good at something there are some people out there who are going to insist it's AI. Sorry some of us know how to do things and you don't! 000
Reposted by John HatchAlonso Duralde @aduralde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If these assholes cared about Hollywood history, they’d have named it Famous Players-Lasky. #filmsky 📽variety.comNew Name of Paramount-Warner Bros. Unveiled: SkydanceThe soon-to-merge Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery officially has a name: It's simply going to be "Skydance," according to chairman and CEO David Ellison. 1305
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My daughter wants to go to a Scream movie marathon on Halloween. It starts at 10PM and goes to 2PM the next day. I am 50 years old and haven't pulled an all-nighter in 20 years. 230
Reposted by John HatchJen Johans @filmintuition.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Victory for the Veronica Mars Book Project! I’m writing a book! I can’t thank you enough for all of your support, but wanted to share my gratitude with you & talk about next steps.(And yes, per request, I’ll leave it open for late pledges!) www.kickstarter.com/projects/wat... 1526
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Johnny Depp is a garden-variety abuser who sued a woman who dared expose him into oblivion. He can get work, she can't. 011
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm really asking, BTW. Is it too much tech labor/coding/other things I don't understand? Will the costs of offering that option never be offset by the revenue? I want to support good reporting! But I can't subscribe to 20 different outlets. 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Agree 100% we're not entitled to reporting. But why isn't there an option to pay for a single article or a day's access? In our subscription-based world, it does feel kinda scammy to require a month-long subscription because we know that companies hope we'll forget to cancel. 200
Reposted by John Hatchmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 168184284622
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For a second I was so psyched for episode 2 of "The New Scooby-Doo Podcasts. 110
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think people need to have flawless posts and I can handle some bad takes, but this kind of victim blaming says a lot about who a person is. Insane that some on the left have decided to embrace this cockroach because he's critical of MAGA. 020
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026October surprise but it’s the media straightforwardly reporting on whats happening 031
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"She was drunk." I guess I'm one of those radicals who thinks if someone chooses to get drunk they still don't deserve to be gang-raped by seven men, but that's wokeness for you. 000
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes, climate change is bad, but the truly scary thing is when your favorite podcast's hosts enter their 40s. 000
Reposted by John HatchMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171601964
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guys like Pete Hegseth have no idea what real masculinity is so it's all performative up and down. 000
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt: Isn't it true you met with Hawkeye as part of your efforts to destabilize the Avengers? Me, sitting in the Swamp, drunk on homemade martinis: What? 020
Reposted by John HatchJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION????? 1454531448
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSidious: Let The Hate Flow Through YouALT: Sidious: Let The Hate Flow Through You 020
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"We're better than this, we don't body sha—" I'm not better than this, I absolutely body shame people whose entire worldview is rooted in thinking they're superior to others because of their genes and skin color. 011
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026White Sox have been blessed by the Pope. Astros quaking in their cleats. 271