John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I don't like talking about budget cuts to the fire department. Anyway, all my stuff is gone because my house burned down." 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026lol yes Avengers: Doomsday is the new Salo. Irreversible and Oldboy can't hold a candle to people in tights and capes 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026White Sox have been blessed by the Pope. Astros quaking in their cleats. 271
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't watch a lot of TV (I waste my time in other ways) and this could change tomorrow, but... 000
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Opening my copy of Publisher's Weekly and seeing @elimccann.bsky.social is a national bestseller. Amazing! 1241
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shout out to everyone else who immediately looked them up. They're in North America and almost home! Hang in there! 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cost of seeing Hans Zimmer in concert (these aren't resell tickets). What are we doing here? Who is going to these shows? 120
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Blu-rays (for now) don't have ads. Dump streamers, get physical media and a Plex server. 021
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Iran strike data centers with my stolen data challenge 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Born on this day, the great Lauren Bacall, seen here in a promo photo for The Big Sleep. 020
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That footage of Mitch McConnell being driven to the Capitol to vote is crazy 031
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Ryan Smith says the Utah Jazz are the most powerful and popular basketball team in the world." 011
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Congrats to @elimccann.bsky.social on becoming a literal bestseller! Check out Stitched, it's amazing! 0213
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Enjoy your weird foldable phone while I continue to wait for a new Apple TV 4K 020
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Behind-the-scenes footage of CLUE rehearsals and interviews with Tim Curry 032
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I die due to the fuckwads in this administration please immediately politicize my death. 000
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026One of the president's closest advisors said this to a Black Florida state representative, so I'm really excited to see 20 more op-eds about Hasan Piker. 041
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 050
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026lol they figured out that playing Fortnite, reading 9 comics, and watching 7 shitty Disney+ series wasn't cutting it, huh 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In honor of the great Tim Curry, please enjoy these behind-the-scenes pictures (and one from the cut fourth ending) from CLUE. 0185
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026*sees headline about Target apologizing for a kids' clown costume, thinks maybe it was extra gruesome or scary, clicks Oh. OH NO! Target! No! 000
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You could do worse finding something that explains our current moment of fascism, the grift economy, and influencer-brain. 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"Struck by Lightning," a sitcom with Jack Elam and Jeffrey Kramer where Ted Stein inherits an old inn and it turns out the caretaker, Frank N. Stein (I'm not kidding) is Frankenstein's monster, and Ted, a descendant of Dr. Frankenstein, has to make a special potion to keep Frank alive. 5312
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I love how this makes it sound like Temple Square is getting a rollercoaster 140
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026After their 22–0 loss to the Brewers, the Seattle Mariners subreddit is now a mariner subreddit 021
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You know it's a sitcom because of the helpful laugh track 1302
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Damn, does this mean Jill Stein has to come out of her cave before her 4-year hibernation is up? 011
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026But I heard that Woke 1.0 hurt some pundits feelings by being mean on Twitter, so who is really at fault here? 010
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026After his stint on General Hospital, John Oliver is doing a 3-episode arc on Days of Our Lives. 622632
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"We’re not running away from the Democratic Party. We’re going back to what the party used to be. You think about FDR and LaGuardia. You think about the New Deal. That’s what the Democratic Party once was. That’s what it could be again. And if we want to win, I think that's what we have to become." 0226
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Working for Donald Trump is incompatible with having dignity, Case #14,638 001
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Very appreciative of my home state awarding my book, "What Do You Mean, Murder?" one of six notable reads for 2026! 2112
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Stop, I already like him, no need to make me like him more 030
John Hatch @johnhatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026At the beach, it’s time to admit that he was right. 011
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