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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Conservative influencer who only skimmed the WH briefing: "TRUMP NEEDS MORE ROOM FOR HIS BALLS"

An image featuring a collection of over a dozen conspicuously similar tweets by conservative influencers posted on X very shortly after the alleged assassination attempt, all arguing for the construction of the White House ballroom.

Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

So many MAGA think they're Luke freakin Skywalker when they're a Stormtrooper so far back in the formation that they're a lick of paint in a Ralph McQuarrie matte painting.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

How everything went wrong. October 2016: Mephistopheles: “I SAID, Cubs win the World Series, or Hillary Clinton beats Trump.” Dr Faustus, Cubs Fan: “I heard you! I’m thinking! I’m thinking!”

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Ultimately, Ron Howard bears a not-inconsequential part in legitimizing JD Vance with his sappy inspo-porn adaptation of Vance's bullshit Horatio Alger story. I can picture Opie thinking, "They'll never call me an out-of-touch Hollywood elitist again!"

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

In about 30 years, the HBO/BBC satire about the ruthlessness, stupidity, and naked ambition of The Worst People We Know all currently angling and circling behind the scenes to be next VP when the 20th or 25th is invoked will probably be very entertaining.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

"Tents are very manly, and mortgages are for beta males," says a Fox News correspondent.

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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 24/03/2025

Circling back on this…

Post from Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard that reads: Any unauthorized release of classified information is a violation of the law and will be treated as such.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Robert McNamara's decaying corpse would still be better at his job than Pete Hegseth.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

After a respite of 46, 47 is like 45 all over again but far worse because now he feels empowered and has a far more dangerous agenda and oh you meant age didn’t you.

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

in america you have several inalienable rights unless you poll badly with white suburbanites

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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

This is next level! 💥

Alina Habba tweeted ‘Nothing can ever stop this man from fighting for our country’!
David Simon replied with ‘Bone spurs’.

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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

How much do you wanna bet that the shitty diner my Dad used to frequent is merrily digging out of storage their cache of menu-placemats still calling them "Freedom Fries", "Freedom Toast," etc? (Presuming they ever stopped using them in the first place)

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Count Duckula 🧛‍♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Me, whenever I see the latest from the orange twatspangler and Phony Stark.

Lucy Van Pelt saying “Christ, what an asshole.”

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Or, the people who will be implementing private corporations to replace the governmental orgs that the new administration is committed to destroying.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

This is perfect explanation

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Can we all stop pretending that they voted for him because of the price of eggs? That was merely the convenient excuse to avoid acknowledging that they just didn't want to be told what to do by a BIPOC woman.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Cut the "Daddy's Home" crap. He ain't Daddy, he's the lecherous uncle you wouldn't trust to be alone with your child and he's bringing along a bunch of his equally skeevy buddies.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

David Lynch checking out right before America turns into a David Lynch movie... kewl kewl.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Don't fuck with the Woke Mob. We cancelled Anita Bryant so effectively that you all thought she died over a decade ago. We're that good.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

So I heard from a reliable source that Anita Bryant spent her last years despondent because she was born 50 years too early and missed out on a lucrative career as a conservative media talking head brutally cancelled by the "Woke Mob." But apparently even Fox News assumed she was already dead.

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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Imagine you are Canadian and the President-Elect of the United States, a convicted criminal with an arsenal of nuclear weapons, just posted this:

A screenshot of a Donald Trump Truth Social post saying “oh Canada” with the American Stars and Stripes imposed over the entire continent of North America.

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

My message to Zuck

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Man, the 80's were wild. Will Smith raps about shopping for school clothes with his mom in one verse, and then in the next verse he steals his mom's Porsche, joyrides w/o a license, picks up a 12 yr old hooker, gets busted by the cops, and suburban white kids everywhere were all like, "relatable!"

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Oh fun, all Meta platforms are experiencing difficulties today. I'm sure it's not an intentional damper on discussion of anything relevant in the news lately. It's just one of those things that happen... right? Right.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

An intro - Used to be very active in regional/smaller theatre in DC, Boston, and my hometown. Two degrees, awards, etc. Between parenthood/COVID/divorce, haven't done a full production in 7 yrs. The scene changed a lot. It feels like the room got smaller (and younger) and there's no space for me.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I'm only passing familiar with the Smiths' oeuvre, but I amuse myself imagining "Vicar in a Tutu" and "Frankly Mr Shankley" as re-writes of "Girlfriend in a Coma" "Vicar in a tutu, the pope, the pope says blasphemous..." "Frankly Mr Shankley I fear, I fear, it's cancerous..."

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I'm a big King Crimson fan, and I'm mourning Pete Sinfield, lyricist of their first 4 albums, ran their light show and played synth on their early 70's tours, also wrote and produced for ELP and Roxy Music plus many other credits. #RIP From his solo album "Soon", with Mel Collins & Keith Tippett.

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Pete Sinfield "Seagoat" on The Old Grey Whistle Test 1973

YouTube video by SongSoupOnSea

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Let’s see a show. Something light, no connections or relevance to current events…. Or not ;-)

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

And in other news, he announced the appointment of Max Bialystock and Leopold Bloom as co-chairs of the National Endowment of the Arts.

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

What timeline is this where I'm almost nostalgic for Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld?

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Leaked Cabinet interview: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Uh... disgraced and unemployable?" "Try again." "Facing federal charges?" "Think bigger." "Facing a firing squad?" "YOU'RE HIRED!"

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Geoff Noir @johngeoffrion.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Will someone explain why I should rely on BlueSky as my Twitter Methadone instead of Threads? Fewer billionaires in charge?

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