John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2023DEFINITION OF THE DAY: ICE PICK ~ n. A device employed in the removal of wax from Leon Trotsky’s ears. Courtesy of the Otford English Dictionary (no, not the Oxford one). US amzn.to/3w6DpbJ UK amzn.to/3w1srUV #writing #humor #perhaps 33633
Reposted by John DolanThe Diana Initiative @dianainitiative.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Kick-off 🔐 October is Cybersecurity Awareness Month! Get ready for a month of tips, tricks, and info to keep you safe online. Feel free to share your own tips or links to resources with us! #CybersecurityMonth #CybersecurityAwarenessMonth 043
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2023DEFINITION OF THE DAY: GRANARY ~ n. A place where grandmothers are stored. Courtesy of the Otford English Dictionary (no, not the Oxford one). US amzn.to/3w6DpbJ UK amzn.to/3w1srUV #writing #humor #perhaps 088
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 19/09/2023DEFINITION OF THE DAY: BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES ~ n. A chemical peel. Courtesy of the Otford English Dictionary (no, not the Oxford one). US amzn.to/3w6DpbJ UK amzn.to/3w1srUV #writing #humor 1118
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2023FOR SALE: WEDDING DRESS Only worn for twenty minutes. Will suit someone who is confident that the groom will turn up for their wedding. For more details, see: www.johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor 021
Reposted by John DolanSimon Christiansen @simonchris.bsky.social · 13/09/2023www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHZY2QJD New story on Amazon! What if the Greek philosopher Anaximander had been right about everything? #writer #author #specficamazon.comAmazon.com: Anaximancy eBook : Christiansen, Simon: Kindle StoreAnaximancy - Kindle edition by Christiansen, Simon. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading A... 133
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2023WANTED: A GOOD HOME FOR MY UNWARRANTED OPINIONS Note that my opinions breed prodigiously when exposed to sunlight. For more details, see: www.johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor 020
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 15/09/2023FOR SALE: NAILS FROM THE TRUE CROSS Please specify whether you want a box of 50 or 100. For more details, see: johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor 000
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 13/09/2023FOR SALE: INVISIBLE CAT Affectionate. Answers to the name of Cleopatra when she feels like it. Buyer collects, if you can find her. I can't attach a photograph, obviously. #WritingCommunity #humor 010
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 12/09/2023FOR SALE: ANONYMOUS CADAVER Found in a skip. Biologically male but we don't know what they were gender-wise. Four tattoos, all tasteful. Age unknown but has a 1980s haircut. Head fully detachable. Pale blue. Batteries not included. For more details, see: johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor 010
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 11/09/2023I'm not sure I believe in life after death. Or before. #writing #jokes #perhaps 000
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 11/09/2023FOR SALE: ONE IMMORTAL SOUL Bodywork slightly worn and with quite a few miles on the clock. Automatic, except when it's not. Needs an oil change. White, mostly. For more details, go to: johndolanauthor.com #writing 000
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Today's Word of the Day is 'Butter'. Spread the word. #writing 020
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2023DEFINITION OF THE DAY: BADMINTON ~ n. An unconvincing forgery of a banknote. Courtesy of 'The Otford English Dictionary' (no, not the Oxford one). amzn.to/3w6DpbJ #writingcommunity 020
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 06/09/2023My laptop has writer's block. #writingcommunity 030
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 06/09/2023TODAY'S PROVERB: Ignorance is bliss. Especially if you're a politician. 000
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023DEFINITION OF THE DAY: ADULTERY ~ n. A cardiovascular exercise practiced by adults, usually in hotel rooms. Courtesy of 'The Otford English Dictionary' (no, not the Oxford one). #writingcommunity 000
Reposted by John DolanRob Edmunds @robedmunds.bsky.social · 05/09/2023A magazine with an article about the first ever epic historical movie, Cabiria (1914). It depicted several historical figures who feature in my novels including Hannibal, Masinissa, Sophonisba, Scipio and Archimedes. Martin Scorsese described it as "the moment cinema became art." Ancientbluesky 🏺 312118
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Teach a person how to fish, and they'll never go hungry. Teach a person how to be a writer, and they'll go hungry for their entire life. #writingcommunity 050
Reposted by John DolanCretin AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 25/08/2023Gonna follow everyone who says the exact witty thing I was just about to say, I both love and hate you 022
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023I've just started writing a new book. Here's how it looks so far. 140
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Is it OK to use British-English spelling on Bluesky? Asking for a friend. 010
Reposted by John DolanPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/09/2023The Shining is a movie about how fun it would be to have a bar in your house 211110201
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Don't beat yourself up if you make a mistake. Everyone makes mistakes. Why, even I made one. It was in 1973. 010
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Go gentle with me. I've just joined Bluesky and my GPS doesn't seem to work here. 120
Reposted by John Dolanempressbat @empressbat.bsky.social · 31/08/2023I am an introvert and I agree with the author/s of this article - the modern workplace is made for extraverts. Team building, social events, all together in the office. So very very draining finance.yahoo.com/news/extrove...finance.yahoo.com‘Extroverts in the workplace suck': This employee blasted corporate culture on Reddit saying manag...Here's what the research says about this social phenomenon. 022
John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023If you're only going to read one sentence today, make sure it's not this one. 050