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John Dolan

@johndolanauthor.bsky.social
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Galericulate author, smarty-pants, former astronaut, and lifelong fibber. Dislikes repetition, cabbage, the word 'moist', and repetition. Lives on the island of Samui as Thailand doesn't have any extradition treaties.

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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
DEFINITION OF THE DAY: ICE PICK ~ n. A device employed in the removal of wax from Leon Trotsky’s ears. Courtesy of the Otford English Dictionary (no, not the Oxford one). US amzn.to/3w6DpbJ UK amzn.to/3w1srUV #writing #humor #perhaps
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The Diana Initiative @dianainitiative.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Kick-off 🔐 October is Cybersecurity Awareness Month! Get ready for a month of tips, tricks, and info to keep you safe online. Feel free to share your own tips or links to resources with us! #CybersecurityMonth #CybersecurityAwarenessMonth
Get ready for a month of tips, tricks, and info to keep you safe online. Feel free to share your own tips or links to resources with us!
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
DEFINITION OF THE DAY: GRANARY ~ n. A place where grandmothers are stored. Courtesy of the Otford English Dictionary (no, not the Oxford one). US amzn.to/3w6DpbJ UK amzn.to/3w1srUV #writing #humor #perhaps
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
DEFINITION OF THE DAY: BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES ~ n. A chemical peel. Courtesy of the Otford English Dictionary (no, not the Oxford one). US amzn.to/3w6DpbJ UK amzn.to/3w1srUV #writing #humor
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
FOR SALE: WEDDING DRESS Only worn for twenty minutes. Will suit someone who is confident that the groom will turn up for their wedding. For more details, see: www.johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor
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Simon Christiansen @simonchris.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHZY2QJD New story on Amazon! What if the Greek philosopher Anaximander had been right about everything? #writer #author #specfic
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Amazon.com: Anaximancy eBook : Christiansen, Simon: Kindle Store
Anaximancy - Kindle edition by Christiansen, Simon. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading A...
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
WANTED: A GOOD HOME FOR MY UNWARRANTED OPINIONS Note that my opinions breed prodigiously when exposed to sunlight. For more details, see: www.johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
FOR SALE: NAILS FROM THE TRUE CROSS Please specify whether you want a box of 50 or 100. For more details, see: johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
FOR SALE: INVISIBLE CAT Affectionate. Answers to the name of Cleopatra when she feels like it. Buyer collects, if you can find her. I can't attach a photograph, obviously. #WritingCommunity #humor
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
FOR SALE: ANONYMOUS CADAVER Found in a skip. Biologically male but we don't know what they were gender-wise. Four tattoos, all tasteful. Age unknown but has a 1980s haircut. Head fully detachable. Pale blue. Batteries not included. For more details, see: johndolanauthor.com #writing #humor
Picture of a cadaver in a mortuary.
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I'm not sure I believe in life after death. Or before. #writing #jokes #perhaps
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
FOR SALE: ONE IMMORTAL SOUL Bodywork slightly worn and with quite a few miles on the clock. Automatic, except when it's not. Needs an oil change. White, mostly. For more details, go to: johndolanauthor.com #writing
Battered car as metaphor for equally battered writer.
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Today's Word of the Day is 'Butter'. Spread the word. #writing
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
DEFINITION OF THE DAY: BADMINTON ~ n. An unconvincing forgery of a banknote. Courtesy of 'The Otford English Dictionary' (no, not the Oxford one). amzn.to/3w6DpbJ #writingcommunity
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
My laptop has writer's block. #writingcommunity
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
TODAY'S PROVERB: Ignorance is bliss. Especially if you're a politician.
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
DEFINITION OF THE DAY: ADULTERY ~ n. A cardiovascular exercise practiced by adults, usually in hotel rooms. Courtesy of 'The Otford English Dictionary' (no, not the Oxford one). #writingcommunity
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Rob Edmunds @robedmunds.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
A magazine with an article about the first ever epic historical movie, Cabiria (1914). It depicted several historical figures who feature in my novels including Hannibal, Masinissa, Sophonisba, Scipio and Archimedes. Martin Scorsese described it as "the moment cinema became art." Ancientbluesky 🏺
A Harper's Bazar, later Harper's Bazaar magazine cover. It features an illustration of a lady in quite an exotic costume in full profile. She is posed to the left with her left hand held a little provocatively on her hip and her right hand elevated presenting what looks like a small achromatic statuette of a lady. The small icon is dressed similarly to the figure with flowing robes and head scarf. The central figure has her chin tucked in with an uncertain smile and is gazing at the figurine. Her face is made up and her lips are noticeably scarlet. Her headscarf is orange and flows horizontally behind her. There is a white fluffy shape at the nape of her neck. It could be a cat! Her neck is exposed and her blouse is in the decolletage style. Her robe extends beyond her feet which are covered by it. Interlacing this around her chest and hips is an elaborate garment which could be integral to the costume or a layer over it. It's predominantly blue & burgundy with gold coins on the fringe
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Teach a person how to fish, and they'll never go hungry. Teach a person how to be a writer, and they'll go hungry for their entire life. #writingcommunity
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Cretin AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 25/08/2023
Gonna follow everyone who says the exact witty thing I was just about to say, I both love and hate you
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
I've just started writing a new book. Here's how it looks so far.
Blank book. Like the author's mind.
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Is it OK to use British-English spelling on Bluesky? Asking for a friend.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/09/2023
The Shining is a movie about how fun it would be to have a bar in your house
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Don't beat yourself up if you make a mistake. Everyone makes mistakes. Why, even I made one. It was in 1973.
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Go gentle with me. I've just joined Bluesky and my GPS doesn't seem to work here.
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empressbat @empressbat.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I am an introvert and I agree with the author/s of this article - the modern workplace is made for extraverts. Team building, social events, all together in the office. So very very draining finance.yahoo.com/news/extrove...
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‘Extroverts in the workplace suck': This employee blasted corporate culture on Reddit saying manag...
Here's what the research says about this social phenomenon.
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John Dolan @johndolanauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
If you're only going to read one sentence today, make sure it's not this one.
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