John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Okay, before we continue praising Sam Neill for his roles in Dead Calm and Jurassic Park, can we just admit that he was also a banger antichrist? 000
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I just finished the movie Hamnet and slow silent tears ran down my face the entire second half. (I’m halfway through the novel btw) 100
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I went to Sunday School in the Lutheran Church, but I guess I never read the actual 95 theses before. 020
Reposted by John C. WeaverChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025He ys ridinge a horse He ys emerald and svelte He will get reallye weirde If you lie about beltes The Greene Knighte Ys Cominge To Toun 9792219
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Well, I’ve been reading “The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath,” and H P Lovecraft has been talking about the nasty bholes and the enormous bholes for a full page now. 120
Reposted by John C. WeaverBrad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I may be American, but I’ll never be the Gestapo. 1364079613
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I just tried to make my first School Made Roll today. While it is a good first attempt at a dinner roll, it’s not that light and fluffy School Made Roll that I had in my high school cafeteria, along with Johnny Marzetti. I need to buy a *whole* lot more flour. 010
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 17/08/2025@scumbelievable.bsky.social I’m only on pp 14-15 of Black Flame, and I already feel seen: “Everywhere you looked, you saw injustice, struggle, another fight to pick, and none of it changed anything. One big selfish ego trip, and it was never enough.” I graduated from college in 1985, and this was me 230
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 23/07/2025@chuckwendig.bsky.social I just finished The Staircase in the Woods and boy howdy, what a great read! Quick question: when is the video game adaptation coming out, because I absolutely want to play the video game! 1363
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 26/06/2025My god! I just found out from an intelligence operative (let’s call him Special agent Zevon) that the CIA decided they wanted Roland dead, so that son-of-a-bitch Van Owen blew off Roland’s head! 010
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Williamsport, PA” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/democracy12/...mobilize.usNO KINGS Williamsport, PA · Democracy 12Join us from 2pm to 4pm, at the corner of Market and 3rd St for a peaceful protest! As always, this protest will double as a food drive to help those in need! **In America, we don’t put up with woul... 030
Reposted by John C. WeaverMalcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 30/05/2025YOUR ORDERS: JUNE 14 IS NO KINGS DAY! MARCH EVERYWHERE. See www.nokings.org & my FAFOPac.org Register a March! March in your front yard! March ALL Over America. This aims to be the biggest March in American History. PLAN IT. LFG Resistance! RT this! 14530321365
Reposted by John C. WeaverSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/06/2025“Clearly Jesus was trying to make a scene.” -Chilion Cillizza, The Gethsemane Gazette. 423136
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Jesus Christ! For those who haven’t read “My Friend Dahmer,” it’s an incredibly important book about mental illness. That’s why I taught it to my students! 000
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Well, it’s not a gold watch, but it’s some thing… 120
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 05/06/2025When I walk out of school tonight around 8:45 tonight, after graduation, I will be officially retired! 010
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Okay, so I’m retiring from English teaching at the end of a 40 year career, and I think I need therapy. 1) because I need to redefine myself, and 2) because I’ve spent 61 years shoving down my feelings just to get shit down and 3) because I’m a dude and shoving shit down is what we do. So, therapy? 021
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Happy Pride for all my LGBTQIA family, friends, neighbors, and all those I haven’t met! I’m flying the Trans flag this year, so my Trans neighbors know that this is a safe patch of sidewalk. 010
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 24/05/2025When they kick in your front door, how are ya gonna come? With your hands on your hand or on the trigger of your gun? 000
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Son, you will never be a great man if you think Curtis Yarvin is a great man. 000
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 13/05/2025It makes sense that TV’s Frank would have one banger of an account. 000
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 07/05/2025In 19 days I retire as a public high school English teacher, a job I dearly loved, and then I will spend the next year of retirement protesting Donald Fucking Trump and all those Moms Against Liberty fascists without fear of reprisals at work. 120
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 29/04/2025To quote a great Canadian singer, Bruce Cockburn, if I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would die. 000
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 15/04/2025@derfbackderf.bsky.social I'm giving my seniors the test on Trashed today, so I typed some of the question in ChatGT, and it really understands your book. I'll send a few examples. 1/ 100
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 15/03/2025As soon as I’m retired, I’m going to write a King in Yellow short story, inspired by Robert W Chamber’s weird tales. A high school English teacher at the end of his career finds the play and poo-poos the superstition surrounding the book… 120
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 04/01/2025The best Elton John album is Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy. This interview is over. 040
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Yesterday I finished up Mass Effect 2. I feel a bit bad for cheating on Liara T’Soni with Jacob. I wonder what the fallout will be during my Mass Effect 3 play through, which I started yesterday. 230
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I just now found out that Gail Simone gailsimone.bsky.social is on BlueSky! Dag that’s so cool!gailsimone.bsky.socialGail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social)Loves: Comics, Games, Travel, Writing, Greyhounds Cyclops is so great I write lots of comics, animation, games and more. Come join us, won't me? 010
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Apparently it takes me a couple of vodker and tonics to get me on my feet again. 140
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Elon Musk once tweeted that if you don’t know you’re an NPC, you’re definitely an NPC. What Musk doesn’t understand is that he is the first boss in a video game, the one that is so easy to defeat you don’t need to look it up online. 000
John C. Weaver @johncarlweaver.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Ugh. I know I need to continue the Silent Hill 2 remake, but I really don’t want to confront Pyramid Head again. 000