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Wish Nikki Sad Face

@johnacecil.bsky.social
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Just some dude. I write songs about Zombie Queens from Outer Space.

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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 7h
I'm thinking of Eric Idle pointing out that "The Aristocrats" joke doesn't work in the UK: You have actual aristocrats, and no level of repugnant behavior on their part would subvert expectations enough to be funny.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, the scandal ended with him being caught for functional tax evasion. But it started with him, getting caught banging his secretary.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah. The young lady also involved with the scandal was Named Jessica Hahn, who because juuuuuust a bit less famous than Jim and Tammy Faye did. Again, for like 1 year or so.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 11h
Related: regardless of your age, if you grew up outside the US, do you know who he is? Did his newsworthiness in the 1980s break containment and become global?
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 11h
I'm wondering if anyone under the age of, I dunno, 45 even knows who he is? Like, at all? There are 2 other names most associated with him: if you weren't old enough to pay attention to news in 1987, do you immediately know what those 2 names are?...
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 11h
Like, he was famous /in his industry/ before that, but then he made headlines and was the topic of discussion and jokes EVERYWHERE. For about a year, I'd guess...
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 11h
A man named Jim Bakker has died. When I was a young teen, he was maybe in the top 50 most famous people in the US, for about a year...
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 12h
i mean it stands to reason
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Making an unacceptably absurd statement with the intention of highlighting the absurdity of the accepted? There's absolutely no example of that ever having happened, particularly on the issue of Irish poverty in the 1700s.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This wisecrack is so perfect it actually makes the existence of Elon Musk alllllllmost worth it.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not sure if it was the Millennials or the GenZers who gave us the "VAGUELY DISPARAGING TERM HERE (complimentary)" formula, but goddamn is it perfect for exactly this sort of thing.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The 78th street scene is bonkers, in the best possible way. Upper East Side brownstone owners, all trying to outdo each other.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cornerstone of the Alex P. Keaton type GenXer is a belief to their marrow that Nixon did nothing wrong. And there are (and always have been) more APKs than we have been led to believe. And they're running things at present.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@levin.bsky.social and I did a podcast where I brought up Bingenheimer. I likely got some stuff wrong, working from memory. But yes, "Home Sweet Home" changed how singles were released, largely because one dude in LA really loved Mott The Hoople. youtu.be/AV4p4wJfas8?...
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Reserved Recommendations Episode 74 - John Cecil and Elana Levin on Hair Metal
YouTube video by Hugh Dingwall
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm fine with the cool of my generation, BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE OR WERE COOLER THAN I. But they're outliers with good press. For every 1 Nirvana fan in, say, 1990, there were 50 Ted Cruzes, 40 Tucker Carlsons, and 30 Elon Musks. So I hate GenX and I always have, even tho I'm sadly one of them.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bo Burnham's Two Thumbs Sideways on Late Night Seth
ALT: Bo Burnham's Two Thumbs Sideways on Late Night Seth
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade" makes more sense in the US, but "you have to risk it for the biscuit" makes more sense in the UK.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm 6 months younger than Elon Musk and when I was in my 30s I started doing yoga stretches every morning, just to avoid that same thing happening to my upper back. Manson/Zombie/Crue guitarist John 5 is the same age, and he looks great. Proof that you should avoid computers. Play rock instead.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee to an interview with the vampire is this anything
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s an Assassin’s Creed target.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You have a favorite Go-Go's song and your favorite part about that song is probably the vocals, but your second favorite part of it is Kathy Valentine's Bass.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wasn't high, but not too long ago I woke up one morning to find that I had written on a notepad in my sleep: "The (Gibson) SG is the official guitar of Bigfoot." No clue. None.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fun fact: while the word "supernova" SEEMS to have an R in the middle, it actually only has one at the end. So if one were to be made of, say, champagne, it is in fact a "supanover."
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The disco era includes "Nights on Broadway," a song about NYC recorded in Florida by a band of Australians who lived in the UK.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve had egg white flavored coffee, three or four times in my years.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The latter!
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wait what
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If there was a movie where Nic Cage played Nick Cave and the movie somehow shoehorned in Carol Kane as Carole King, it would totally work.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel like I agree with the premise, but I have to admit I have no idea what’s going on in this picture.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just under the wire, by two days.
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Dracula's Sinister Smile
ALT: Dracula's Sinister Smile
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SCIENCE
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm working on it, but this is asking an awful lot.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Baseball becomes more fun to watch when you realize that the stretches of time with little-to-no-action is a feature, not a bug.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Get Tom Holland and Tobey McGuire on this.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So. Like. Don't worry about whatever instruments or gear you have. You're fine.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, today I learned that this song. This. Amazing. Song. Was recorded using a pedal I can assure you is an absolute piece of trash. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXG...
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Danzig Mother
YouTube video by Rock Music
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
...and in the lat year or so, we learned that this song was recorded using an amp that I can personally attest is a piece of trash. www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r...
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Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by QueensStoneAgeVEVO
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So this was famously recorded with a guitar that is largely considered to basically be a piece of trash. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH7...
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The White Stripes - Fell In Love With A Girl (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The White Stripes
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goth Icon.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddamn it, Apple news thing. When I said the only notification I want from you is a specific death, you knew who I meant.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TBH "coming off like they're rehearsing their tight 5" probably clears the bar these days.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OK, let’s all just give up for the day. None of us are beating this.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My caress? Last.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The difference between Goth and Emo is largely due to the availability of the Roland JC-120 in the late 70s and the availability of the Marshall JCM800 in the late 90s. you know. I could go on… and on. And on.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wait until he hears about literally every single GenX woman* and their relationship to the works of VC Andrews. *And maybe others, I just don’t know.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is the most* public-facing group of white GenX men, so it's actually very easy to believe. *GOP politicians are the other possibility here.
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Wish Nikki Sad Face @johnacecil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Terrific!
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