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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

*writes down everything he needs to get done* *never stops* *eventually lin manuel miranda writes a musical about the man who wrote for forever*

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Howard Sinker @howardsinker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

also shane gillis shouldn't write jokes about women or the gym, he's clearly never been inside of either.

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

apparently shane gillis doesn't want women to wear short shorts in the gym... shane gillis looks like the bloated corpse of a pedophile, why would anyone care what he thinks about appearances? i will continue to wear short shorts in solidarity with my ladies in the gym.

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

fuck christopher columbus fuck donald trump fuck ice and fuck don callis too

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

1) like fun am I going to give my credit card info to grok 2) "scour the entire internet" my ass 3) guaranteed grok has no concept of a trustworthy website, and is going to give your credit card info to the most obvious of Russian hacking front end

Elon wants you to give a picture of your credit card to grok. Yes I'm serious.

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

rooting order for the rest of the mlb playoffs: 1a) rays (their shitty stadium was destroyed, the metrodome was shitty and destroyed, we're basically kindred spirits)

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Tony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It comes out in big ways whenever there is a school funding referendum.

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The anti-child bigotry in America is an enormous problem and one that too many people celebrate

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Far too many people simply hate children for existing

Neighbor blasts an ultrasonic device audible and painful only to children whenever they pass on the public sidewalk.

Was riding bikes with my daughter and a friend to school this morning. We passed a house and they both started yelling, "Ow! It hurts my ears." Really strange, right? Then I hear a voice play through a speaker who says, "If it hurts your ears, ride your bikes somewhere else!"

Now I'm angry. Literally doing nothing but riding bikes to school, probably one of the most wholesome activities a person could imagine, and...I can't even get my brain around it.

It's apparently not loud, but it is tuned to a frequency higher than I can hear. If it's low enough for my children to hear it, it's going to be almost useless as an animal deterrent. It is specifically designed to cause pain to humans and serves no other purpose.

How is this legal?

Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities suburb

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not that long ago I couldn't do these at all, then somewhat recently I could do them but only to a box (so not full depth). Now today I can do full depth overhead squats. Next will be adding weight to the bar and getting my poor arthritic shoulders to be less wobbly. Progression!

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@littleforcongress.bsky.social if one of your text volunteers (named Jacob) told you about a "manifesto" response he received last night, that, uh... that was this guy right here

My response to a text from Matt Little's campaign:

"Yes I'm voting for Matt, and all DFL candidates, because I cannot and will never support the fascist MAGA agenda.

If you'd like to pass some issues along to Matt, some big ones to me are:
1) Abolishing ICE as it is and never having to live through a federal invasion of my beloved state again in my lifetime
2) Curtailing data centers and the GenAI companies that have stolen the combined works of humanity just so they can create plagiarism machines that suck up all the water from our lakes and give nothing back to our communities
3) Never allowing for the so-called "school voucher" programs that have been nothing but money laundering schemes to private religious schools that not only provide substandard education but also either abuse or outright reject special needs children like mine

How's that top three strike you?"

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

we worked so hard to make computers sound like us to pass the turing test now the real test is going to be not sounding like the fuckin robots

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

y'know, since the right did that whole "libs of tiktok" harassment campaign thing, legit wondering out loud here if someone should make "rape apologists of reddit" a thing because there's just. so. much.

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if you are still under the impression that the ivy leagues are full of the best and brightest, nothing will dispel that notion faster than reading comments on r/ivyplus

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i assume ian was fine and just did a jump to the left, followed by a step to the right, to avoid the gas

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just bumping this back up given the recent cornell atrocity news

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is a friendly reminder to Do The Thing. lift the weight run the race sing the tune write the poem, story, game, song, rap paint the painting craft the brew crop (?) the art design the dopeness haute the cuisine wear the couture dance the jig the world is better with your stuff in it

Me at a recent CrossFit comp picking up a barbell

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Schmitt and his team of chucklefucks are going to lose their shit when they find out how many teams are named "the Wildcats"

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if anyone's going to know the difference between the hawks and the hawkeyes up there, it's amy lol

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we are not allowed nice things

$brock faber fractured skull i cry now$

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

minnesota teams gotta stop playing new york teams in the playoffs in professional sports. it never works out.

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i will fite you irl if you besmirch bioshock infinite or disco elysium on their artistic value.

my 9 games that shaped who i am:

bioshock infinite
disco elysium
civ ii
elite dangerous
zelda link to the past
simcity 2k
madden (lol)
forza horizon 4 (yes really)
diablo ii

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just know if you're mean to me on bluesky this is who you're being mean to

me on the echo bike dying during my first crossfit comp

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a teacher in a former life (both high schoolers and then college students) why THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET INTO TEACHING JUST TO DO THIS

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phipil @pleitch.com · 25/09/2026

two things that might get you blocked or unfollowed by me. 1. post ai shit 2. tell me i can’t bring an iced coffee to a job interview

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's so funny (to me) when places like this rank The Office (U.S.) so highly when I don't even have it as number one in the list of Best The Offices. Best The Offices: 1) Parks and Rec 2) The Office (U.K.) 3) The Office (U.S.)

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's *probably* more societally acceptable than "Get Pegged, Minnesota!" 😅

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am three weeks late on this take, but, I've watched some of that Maxwell Frost vs Boomers video and: 1) he has the patience of a saint. 2) I absolutely could not be a politician, because I would quickly be guilty of boomercide in his seat.

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Her (Mary Peltola's) demands could be unusual, such as requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." the new york times is not a serious journalistic organization and this fucking hit piece reeks.

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I remember when I posted the original clip on Reddit of her saying she was embarrassed to be from here and there was a small smattering of chuds trying to claim she didn't actually mean it ... lol

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

happy bi-visibility day my bis and my pans, you are extra visible on this blessed day however based on this recentish poll our society has some damn work to put in

poll from yougov titled "2/3 of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man"

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

serving cunt, serving this, serving that, real ballers want to know if they are: serving donte (divencenzo) (yes I'm aware it's an antman jersey, it was on sale and what am I, made of money? lol)

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

literally never seen #1 before, what in the ballot box stuffing nonsense is this also a terrible nytimes oped writer beat the @weratedogs.com guy, shame upon all your houses

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

oofda what a weird, twitter-like interaction here on bsky just now. dude used *the* ableist slur but couched it/censored it behind a letter, & when confronted on it, tried to smugly claim "i didn't use a slur; i inferred it and *you people* filled in the blanks." the internet, as ever: a mistake

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i will give two shiny Mojobux (a long standing alternate currency NOT A CRYPTO ASK @kidlionheart.bsky.social) to any songwriter who makes me a "Choosin' (Minne)Sota" without AI who wants em? eh? eh?

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

vote for me i want to Grand your Am (my first car, not the one in this picture however) but if you want to Trans your Am that's cool too Granding your Prix? Get right the hell out.

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miss andry @defnotadino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

so the point of a risk pool is that most people aren’t going to use benefits fully in order to subsidize those who do. so kicking all the healthy people off - the people who pay in to programs they never use - will, of course, make any premiums/costs skyrocket.

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