Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026*writes down everything he needs to get done* *never stops* *eventually lin manuel miranda writes a musical about the man who wrote for forever* 031 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This isn't Facebook. Take your shit elsewhere. 0110 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026that's fair, I was once making a spicy dish, and after chopping my mise en place, forgot to wash my hands, and I transitioned into a Red Hot Chili Pepper. :( now i'm forever dreaming of californicaaaatiooonnn.... 020 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm a millennial I absolutely still add goofy notes when paying my friends. "Drugs" "hookers" etc 😅 110 0
Reposted by Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out manHoward Sinker @howardsinker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 1336 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026also shane gillis shouldn't write jokes about women or the gym, he's clearly never been inside of either. 000 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026apparently shane gillis doesn't want women to wear short shorts in the gym... shane gillis looks like the bloated corpse of a pedophile, why would anyone care what he thinks about appearances? i will continue to wear short shorts in solidarity with my ladies in the gym. 010 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026fuck christopher columbus fuck donald trump fuck ice and fuck don callis too 000 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/20261) like fun am I going to give my credit card info to grok 2) "scour the entire internet" my ass 3) guaranteed grok has no concept of a trustworthy website, and is going to give your credit card info to the most obvious of Russian hacking front end 000 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comChild's RE2PECT Hat TipAlt: Child's RE2PECT Hat Tip 010 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/20264) the gourds (i hope you lose every game a billionty to negative one somehow) 110 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/20263) dodgers (yes it would be a threepeat but honestly, given the spending habits of the mlb owners, having the dodgers threepeat would be shoving the faces of owners like the pohalds in the stink of their own making) 110 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/20261b) brew crew (normally i wouldn't root for a wisconsin team, but we're not rivals, so hell yeah go brew crew) a large gap 110 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026rooting order for the rest of the mlb playoffs: 1a) rays (their shitty stadium was destroyed, the metrodome was shitty and destroyed, we're basically kindred spirits) 110 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I believe that it feels like burninating across the countryside right now. 110 0
Reposted by Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out manTony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It comes out in big ways whenever there is a school funding referendum. 2212 0
Reposted by Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out manThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The anti-child bigotry in America is an enormous problem and one that too many people celebrate 1539049 0
Reposted by Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out manGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Far too many people simply hate children for existing 212232321 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026raaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh we got this!static.klipy.comExcited Baby Cheering at GameAlt: Excited Baby Cheering at Game 010 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Thanks! :) My health and fitness transformation has now been a 2+ year journey from rock bottom, both mentally and physically, to now where I feel better than I did in my 20's! 100 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Not that long ago I couldn't do these at all, then somewhat recently I could do them but only to a box (so not full depth). Now today I can do full depth overhead squats. Next will be adding weight to the bar and getting my poor arthritic shoulders to be less wobbly. Progression! 140 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026James and The Iron Giant Peach 1101 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Minnesotan Independence Now 020 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026yeah same, and I've been *wrecktified* by both in the past. this year? notsomuch. 030 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i believe i have experienced what women refer to as "the ick" 030 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on blueskystatic.klipy.comHotdog Face PrankAlt: Hotdog Face Prank 030 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This LiveJournal belongs in a museum!static.klipy.comIndiana Jones Looks UnsureAlt: Indiana Jones Looks Unsure 130 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@littleforcongress.bsky.social if one of your text volunteers (named Jacob) told you about a "manifesto" response he received last night, that, uh... that was this guy right here 010 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There might be some tin-foil under my SKOL hat but this year I do *not* trust any mail in or early voting. I'm going day of with my shitkicker boots on and daring any fascist thugs to try and stop me. 020 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026we worked so hard to make computers sound like us to pass the turing test now the real test is going to be not sounding like the fuckin robots 020 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Billy Eichner is definitely not for everyone. 010 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026hayley williams stans keep winning 040 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026y'know, since the right did that whole "libs of tiktok" harassment campaign thing, legit wondering out loud here if someone should make "rape apologists of reddit" a thing because there's just. so. much. 010 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026there are *so many* it feels like donald duck sticking fingers and toes in the dam 110 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if you are still under the impression that the ivy leagues are full of the best and brightest, nothing will dispel that notion faster than reading comments on r/ivyplus 055 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comHugh Jackman: Look Into The LightAlt: Hugh Jackman: Look Into The Light 000 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i assume ian was fine and just did a jump to the left, followed by a step to the right, to avoid the gas 031 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just bumping this back up given the recent cornell atrocity news 000 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sounds like the name of a shot "Bartender, gimme a Bisexual Sunset!" 050 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is a friendly reminder to Do The Thing. lift the weight run the race sing the tune write the poem, story, game, song, rap paint the painting craft the brew crop (?) the art design the dopeness haute the cuisine wear the couture dance the jig the world is better with your stuff in it 010 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026may the spirit of the spectacle flow through you 110 0
Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Schmitt and his team of chucklefucks are going to lose their shit when they find out how many teams are named "the Wildcats" 000 0