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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man

@johansolo.bsky.social
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i'm like... really tall... and from minnesota... and i do crossfit and am going to post about that... i like the wild, wolves, vikings and twins when they aren't hurting my soul... abolish ice, trans rights are human rights

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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*writes down everything he needs to get done* *never stops* *eventually lin manuel miranda writes a musical about the man who wrote for forever*
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This isn't Facebook. Take your shit elsewhere.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
mm yes I am trending
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Minnesota Bi-Kings 🏳️‍🌈
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that's fair, I was once making a spicy dish, and after chopping my mise en place, forgot to wash my hands, and I transitioned into a Red Hot Chili Pepper. :( now i'm forever dreaming of californicaaaatiooonnn....
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm a millennial I absolutely still add goofy notes when paying my friends. "Drugs" "hookers" etc 😅
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Howard Sinker @howardsinker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Former Twins infielder Nick Punto.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
also shane gillis shouldn't write jokes about women or the gym, he's clearly never been inside of either.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
apparently shane gillis doesn't want women to wear short shorts in the gym... shane gillis looks like the bloated corpse of a pedophile, why would anyone care what he thinks about appearances? i will continue to wear short shorts in solidarity with my ladies in the gym.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i'm sayin! 🤜🤛
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
fuck christopher columbus fuck donald trump fuck ice and fuck don callis too
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1) like fun am I going to give my credit card info to grok 2) "scour the entire internet" my ass 3) guaranteed grok has no concept of a trustworthy website, and is going to give your credit card info to the most obvious of Russian hacking front end
Elon wants you to give a picture of your credit card to grok.  Yes I'm serious.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Child's RE2PECT Hat Tip
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
4) the gourds (i hope you lose every game a billionty to negative one somehow)
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the largest gap impossible
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
3) dodgers (yes it would be a threepeat but honestly, given the spending habits of the mlb owners, having the dodgers threepeat would be shoving the faces of owners like the pohalds in the stink of their own making)
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1b) brew crew (normally i wouldn't root for a wisconsin team, but we're not rivals, so hell yeah go brew crew) a large gap
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
rooting order for the rest of the mlb playoffs: 1a) rays (their shitty stadium was destroyed, the metrodome was shitty and destroyed, we're basically kindred spirits)
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I believe that it feels like burninating across the countryside right now.
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Tony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It comes out in big ways whenever there is a school funding referendum.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The anti-child bigotry in America is an enormous problem and one that too many people celebrate
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Far too many people simply hate children for existing
Neighbor blasts an ultrasonic device audible and painful only to children whenever they pass on the public sidewalk.

Was riding bikes with my daughter and a friend to school this morning. We passed a house and they both started yelling, "Ow! It hurts my ears." Really strange, right? Then I hear a voice play through a speaker who says, "If it hurts your ears, ride your bikes somewhere else!"

Now I'm angry. Literally doing nothing but riding bikes to school, probably one of the most wholesome activities a person could imagine, and...I can't even get my brain around it. 

It's apparently not loud, but it is tuned to a frequency higher than I can hear. If it's low enough for my children to hear it, it's going to be almost useless as an animal deterrent. It is specifically designed to cause pain to humans and serves no other purpose.

How is this legal?

Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities suburb
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
raaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh we got this!
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Excited Baby Cheering at Game
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks! :) My health and fitness transformation has now been a 2+ year journey from rock bottom, both mentally and physically, to now where I feel better than I did in my 20's!
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not that long ago I couldn't do these at all, then somewhat recently I could do them but only to a box (so not full depth). Now today I can do full depth overhead squats. Next will be adding weight to the bar and getting my poor arthritic shoulders to be less wobbly. Progression!
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
James and The Iron Giant Peach
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minnesotan Independence Now
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah same, and I've been *wrecktified* by both in the past. this year? notsomuch.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i believe i have experienced what women refer to as "the ick"
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
honk shawoooo
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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Hotdog Face Prank
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This LiveJournal belongs in a museum!
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Indiana Jones Looks Unsure
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@littleforcongress.bsky.social if one of your text volunteers (named Jacob) told you about a "manifesto" response he received last night, that, uh... that was this guy right here
My response to a text from Matt Little's campaign:

"Yes I'm voting for Matt, and all DFL candidates, because I cannot and will never support the fascist MAGA agenda.

If you'd like to pass some issues along to Matt, some big ones to me are:
1) Abolishing ICE as it is and never having to live through a federal invasion of my beloved state again in my lifetime
2) Curtailing data centers and the GenAI companies that have stolen the combined works of humanity just so they can create plagiarism machines that suck up all the water from our lakes and give nothing back to our communities
3) Never allowing for the so-called "school voucher" programs that have been nothing but money laundering schemes to private religious schools that not only provide substandard education but also either abuse or outright reject special needs children like mine

How's that top three strike you?"
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There might be some tin-foil under my SKOL hat but this year I do *not* trust any mail in or early voting. I'm going day of with my shitkicker boots on and daring any fascist thugs to try and stop me.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we worked so hard to make computers sound like us to pass the turing test now the real test is going to be not sounding like the fuckin robots
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Billy Eichner is definitely not for everyone.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hayley williams stans keep winning
hayley williams: may i suggest all nazi bitches suck on my fat dick
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
y'know, since the right did that whole "libs of tiktok" harassment campaign thing, legit wondering out loud here if someone should make "rape apologists of reddit" a thing because there's just. so. much.
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there are *so many* it feels like donald duck sticking fingers and toes in the dam
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you are still under the impression that the ivy leagues are full of the best and brightest, nothing will dispel that notion faster than reading comments on r/ivyplus
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hugh Jackman: Look Into The Light
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i assume ian was fine and just did a jump to the left, followed by a step to the right, to avoid the gas
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Carolina located it first
screenshot of google that says "Brandon Bussi" Carolina Hurricanes goaltender
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just bumping this back up given the recent cornell atrocity news
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like the name of a shot "Bartender, gimme a Bisexual Sunset!"
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is a friendly reminder to Do The Thing. lift the weight run the race sing the tune write the poem, story, game, song, rap paint the painting craft the brew crop (?) the art design the dopeness haute the cuisine wear the couture dance the jig the world is better with your stuff in it
Me at a recent CrossFit comp picking up a barbell
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pictured: Ewing Theory
it's phee

ball knowers know
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
may the spirit of the spectacle flow through you
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Johan Solo, fuckin burnt out man @johansolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt and his team of chucklefucks are going to lose their shit when they find out how many teams are named "the Wildcats"
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