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Joe Dillon

@joffocakes.bsky.social
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The same one from twitter only less so. Glasgow, Scotland.

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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who up harkin' they jonathans
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who up stokin' they bram?
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
incredible.
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Scott Ormsby @kacho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Joanne McNally at The Traitors roundtable.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Traitors? They're laughing.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@FrederickAndEleanorLittle
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate when you're waiting to cross the road and a car waves you on. mate a cannae see yae yer in a motor.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if anyyouse know stuart little tell him he's left his coathanger here
a wee coathanger
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Kami @comutiny.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
They only knew about it because of their life in the faslane
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
who up saving and erasing they features?
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd also accept a special cancellable far standing medium punch. No worries if not.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
metal yoga classes called suppletura send tweet
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when I was a wee boy I thought "up the ra!" meant "what a goal!"
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@takanaka.bsky.social hi, hope you're well. When you rerelease USFIV for Street Fighter's 40th Anniversary, can Dan please have just one of these: - crouching/air taunt does a little damage - koryuken FADC crouching taunt is advantageous on hit - crouching/air taunt are special cancellable Thanks
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can't believe the language on this rabbit
A rabbit swearing on a pets at home sign.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think the traitors took me out because they see me as a threat
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you tellin me donald wears my trousers?
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cunt forehead october
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Bridie Frankenstein
Frankenstein's fella, except the head is a Forfar bridie.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I failed
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎼 "one, two freddy's cuddlin' with you"
me and broccoli and dog-toy freddy krueger.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey you guys i'm so excited because today we're trying the viral Traitors Round Table jalapeño wheel from Iceland and omg i'm totally obsessed
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'll see you agaiiiiiin uncle
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good moon tonight tbh (no pic)
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a Disney Adult (Geppetto).
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...snuggles
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
*Big hair metal stadium rock voice* "HOW MANY AE YOUS ARE FUCKIN' SCUNNERED WAE IT?!" 👩‍🎤 /// YEEEEAAAAAH! \\\\ 👥👥👤👥👥👥👤👤👥👥👤👥
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay I accept your challenge
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nice. And Devotchka are playing in Glasgow in a couple of weeks!
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, and before those came out you'd slot big 50p coins and turn a dial. Then a dude would come round to unlock the meter and collect all the coins.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh yeah working class people who could afford to go to the kindergarten cop school
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reader, I parried him.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they're putting me inside the government computers to sort this nonsense out once and for all
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, this looks like a very similar thing. The boiler was a big insulated immersion thing in an upstairs bedroom though, so I think the kitchen had an electric heating thing? Not certain though, I was pretty young.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A wooden border was atop, supporting wire mesh you lift for access. The left and right of the upper sides were angled rails with slots for wooden rods, to hang wet clothes from. I don't know if this cupboard was standard. Nobody knows what I'm going on about (in general, and also in this context).
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We were on the 3rd floor and the kitchen (scullery to maws) had a "drying-cupboard" with a door whose base was knee height. Inside at the base was a giant heating device with two curved elements on top, like a couple of 8th-pipes for mini skateboarders.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We were on the 3rd floor and the kitchen (scullery to maws) had a "drying-cupboard" with a door whose base was knee height. Inside at the base was a giant heating device with two curved elements on top, like a couple of 8th-pipes for mini skateboarders.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The central stairwell was weird, concrete stairs up one length, and one breadth of the wall, then a flat right angle for each landing. The space in the middle was completely empty, a 2m x 3.5m gap three floors high with chest-height banister to between you and the plummet to concrete.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These ones are in Airdrie, though the ones I remember were Marshall Street in Coatbridge. The ground floor was single level (sometimes accessible from outside, sometimes inside) while the flats on the 1st and 3rd floors were two-story, with their own staircase. The 2nd floor landing was empty.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anybody who knows about buildings know where I'd be able to find out more about this particular type of flat?
A nlock of flats in Kippen Street, Airdrie. Near Monklands Hospital.Same flats from another angle.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It wasn't too uncommon, here's a very similar one someone just posted: bsky.app/profile/putr...
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026
It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
The inside of a council flat.A brutalist concrete shopping precinct.A block of council flats.A Post Office (well, 'Post Service') counter.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can smell the stale dust burning off just looking at it
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
does the new silent hill have an ash park
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
remember uncles who'd insist you could chop it in half to trick it into taking one card twice? Absolutely did not work.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
please enter floor
Screen on the lift which says Please Enter Floor.My daft face.The T-1000 emerging from the chequered floor in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to fix my hair to look like Kurt Russell's but checked the mirror and it's more Chris Langham.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@happybirthday stu
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I once very briefly held the record for world's youngest baby
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