Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Still sounds like it was beamed in from 500 years in the futuremusic.apple.comB.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) by Outkast on Apple MusicSong · 2000 · Duration 5:04 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My sources say that the death penalty is being considered for Liberty Biberty. I am pro-life but I take a tremendous amount of pleasure in reporting this. 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Philadelphia Flyers are a machine that turns "Crosby sucks" chants into humiliating defeats. 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I didn't want to brag about it, but I just landed the first successful Pipe It. My tape got erased though. 010
Reposted by HoopleheadBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 06/05/2026thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center 662353458
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's a relief not having to remember anything for another 363 days 001
Reposted by HoopleheadPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/02/2025TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No, 464616618
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Looking for a new hobby. Might start a multi year whack-a-mole campaign where they keep nuking my shit from orbit for starting Charles Oakley threads. 020
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026They saw that the Steelers had the most detestable QB1 in the AFC North and said, "Not so fast!" 010
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The long awaited sequel to "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar" 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A similar thing happened to me but I just eat 2 meatball subs in Hawaiian shirts. I am in terrible gastric distress. 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 25/07/2026TIP: Reply to anything anyone ever says with "and that's how they get you." You'll be correct about 90 per cent of the time. 000
Reposted by Hoopleheadjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains 263330597
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026They all worked on him at the same time like a NASCAR pit crew. 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 05/06/2026*in The Offspring - Come Out and Play voice* I got a chicken quesadilla 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Dr. Steve Brule introducing the protagonist of "Pluribus": 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Call me Michael Rapaport the way my dick itchy. Also it's red and splotchy and irritating and no one's wanted to touch it since 1997. 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I am always coming down with assorted moderate-to-severe maladies 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Once AGAIN banned from dental school for calling teeth "gum cutters" 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 21/04/2025RIP Pope Francis. Yet another victim of autoerotic asphyxia 000
Hooplehead @joeypantalones.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I just know a non-habit forming product hates to see my neurotic ass coming 000
