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joe westfall

@joewestfall.bsky.social
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Scheme and Dream, thoust two legged thinge ye canst outshine the star thou does envy Our Constitution does not have a Selective Enforcement Clause

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TikTalk @tiktalk.bsky.social · 21h
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21h
Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, and pedophile said he still intends to win his election for Clerk and Comptroller after being arrested in August for molesting a male relative under the age of 5. He’s been endorsed by the GOP. amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Palm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
“I maintain my innocence and remain a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller,” Mike Caruso, facing child sex abuse charges.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21h
“I, [state your name], have written this essay to E. Jean Carroll to avoid paying her any more money. This essay was not composed by AI or SI, as many people are now calling it.”
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Convicted Felon Donald Trump and his personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, know with the Midterms around the corner, DELAY is the name of the game
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/10/2026
I got your FOIA flank, friend! Fuck these dudes.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hahah! Brilliant and brava!
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Nothing in the Bible supports any of this," EXCEPT “The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.” Ecclesiastes 1:9
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
26 election satellites were launched As of 2026, there are 24 U.S. states with a Democratic governor add in Puerto Rico and D.C. 26 the year 2026 they knew there was a problem on accent before orbit but needed to proceed come hell or baby sharks swimming in New Jersey
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🙃😉
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"A" trocious bysmal bominable ppalling yeah an "A" works
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you sir, may we have another one?
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Woman Winks at Camera
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#stealmymeme
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#stollen
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
no not 13 18 circuits 1 cj 17 ajs if we go by intent of founders in 1st Congress there would be 50 circuits
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
TOM EMMER: "What do you expect the public to feel when the left-wing media is telling American" the Truth!!!!!
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"The fact that the navy is broke – or at least out of money for now – may be something of" business as usual "for Trump."
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Barbra Streisand @barbrastreisand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So sorry to hear about Dolly - she was a true force of nature. May she rest in peace 😢. Barbra.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She lived the American dream, she was a feminist icon. She will be missed.
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Tibor M. Kalman @kalmantibs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Heartbroken. She was the best of us, the very best of the American 🇺🇸 spirit, a true ambassador of this nation. Dolly Rebecca Parton January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026. Let the winds lift your sails, you sweet, sweet soul. We will never forget you. 💔🕯️🕊️
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎶Asleep again, Naturally 🎶 😉🤣🤣🤣
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a McDonald's in every barn?
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
American farmers who voted for this.
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Thank You Sir May I Have Another Meme
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Mary Hess @limelightonyou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What about my Tariff Refund Check??!!!! 😤 Where tha hell is it, Trump??!! 🤬 @c-span.bsky.social
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“And I get down on my knees and pray” — keeps coming to mind, but she’s not one of the 4 Non Blondes. Submission is not love. It’s indoctrination.
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎶I believe in Metamucil since it unclogged my sexy thing ya sexy thing ya I believe in Metamucil since it unclogged my sexy thing ya sexy thing ya🎶
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BREAKING: Trump just directed Pete Hegseth to "substantially reduce" joint military exercises with South Korea — citing his "very good relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un."
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
another quid pro qou do this and i wont do that
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
everything is always all right its the little things like the planet we live on that is in danger, a mess, trouble, a cesspool and worse shape than many other little things most of the time it feels like everything is trying to deport our little thing from the group
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
umm isn't that sec of state(global agency) duty not sec of treasury (domestic agency) ?????
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
in movies i think they call that a cut scene
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🎶Lay Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy Lay Lay Across my big brass bed Lay Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy Lay Across my big brass bed🎶😘👋🥰
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"This is devastating" absophuc'n lutelee
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One more “ceasefire,” and his next Big Mac meal is free.
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Brock should be remembered forever, don't you agree? Maybe you should give him a giant hug if you run into him, you know huge you got as a kid and your giant uncle wouldn't let go? That kinda hug. Maybe him turning a little blue would help with his pasty white skin and skinhead haircut. Agree?
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my worst draft is either the tornado south of Lincoln when dad was stationed at Offut near Omaha or the flat Pabst at the only bar i found it on tap at
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport Owner: City of Atlanta last I checked Atlanta is no longer a part of the confederacy SO U.S. SOIL so 4th probable cause sworn by officer warrant 5th taking 9th choice violations
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
2 arthritis strength tylnol night quil cold and flu table spoon or 2 shots whisky w/1 shot warm honey or slow walk a mile deep breathing clearing mind listening to Gentleman Jim, Pasty, Hank sr & Snow then pat Ferlin's Husky but don't get caught
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dear Donarrhea- Thought you might enjoy a few photos of Kaitlin Collins (the superb journalist who intimidates you on a routine basis)... SMILING. #AccountabilityIsComing11/3rd
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
did you Goldblum to the wall or have you sub atomiced drone manufacturing? because "No Lies Detected" in post
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/07/2026
REPUBLICAN 1: Hey, so our numbers are terrible and no one can afford anything and we’re gonna get crushed in November REPUBLICAN 2: Yeah. How can we rile up the frothy MAGA idiots? REPUBLICAN 1: Fauci conspiracies! REPUBLICAN 2: Great. Let’s subpoena him.
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thy own outrage mayeth passeth mustardo wherefore mē selfum Outrage tis not apexed nor zenith in breadth depth nor length as the fool still fools his fools including Hisselfeth tis but 3 kings feet to the hardboard yet the last shoe has yet to find it
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/07/2026
Dr. Fauci had us wear masks during a global pandemic. RFK Jr. collects raccoon penises. But okay.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/07/2026
❤️🦝❤️🦝❤️🦝❤️
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
art 1 sec 9 no bill of attainder would be the hiccup but jury of peers, appeals exhausted (Scotus ended her main legal challenge) a1s8 cl, art 6 cl 2 in pursuance thereof, and art 6 cl 3 oath
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
pardon power is "vested by this Constitution in the government of the United States, " as is the judicial power so they can make the resolution binding and they can write C/U Trump v anderson Dobbs etc has no effect of power or authority
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i was gonna ask about the pardon power art 1 sec 8 cl 18 "To make all laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this Constitution in the government of the United States, or in any department or officer thereof
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joe westfall @joewestfall.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
fuel, maintenance, pilots, crew
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
BLUESKY GET YOUR TRENDING ALGORITHM ON POINT FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS.
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