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Joe Ryan

@joesryan.bsky.social
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"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin

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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 14h
San Diego: America's Finest (Sports Cursed) City
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 14h
Clearly he and his campaign are not familiar with your work, lol.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which these two didn't even rename themselves
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love the full tilting
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really amazing Atlanta and Kansas City fans haven't been shamed into oblivion for still doing this
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every one of mine was generic
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clearly these cosplaying morons don't even know what they're protesting.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Second Second Life
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well it's by design, the Real Owners want it this way, George Carlin himself said so two decades ago. Having a stupid, compliant worker class that's unable to figure out how badly you're fucking them over is to their interest. And, of course, the culture wars they invent to have us fight each other.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The softening of the public perception of W since his presidency baffles me because not only do the consequences of his foreign and domestic policy enable Don today, his justices on SCOTUS have completely upended the rule of law as we knew it and turned SCOTUS into a gang of 9 radical mullahs.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good thing for the GOP they won't lose TX and will cheat and pull every fuckery lever they can to win
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sort of feels like every election everywhere in the world is divided equally between a faction of normal people a faction of open evil fascists and gets decided by 5% of the voters who are kicked in the head and completely lose their memory of anything that's happened every two weeks
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Self care is important
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So every wimpy pundit who wants me to bring the CHUDs into my bosom might want to stop and analyze why they're so determined for abusers to be let off the hook before they even recognize their actions as abuse or apologize for their actions. No thanks. I hold no grace for those who don't hold grace.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's the thing: when you abuse someone, it's in no way on the person you wronged to come to you and forgive you. It starts, only, with you stopping the abuse, going to them and begging their forgiveness and leaving it up to them whether you get it or not. It starts with the abuse ending though.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It always amazes me every time I still see some pundit trying to fuck the "we just need to TALK to each other again" chicken and get rightly roasted for it. @justinwolfers.bsky.social stuck his dick in a hornet nest and still doesn't seem to realize it. We don't need reconciliation we need tribunals
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah I normally like your posts but you should delete this whole thing and read the damn room. We don't need to go to lunch with the Nazis among us. We need to yank power back from them, prosecute and jail their leaders for their crimes, and make sure their votes never count again. Total victory.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That too
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ahyup
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It'll be a sure way to stay employable too
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah raising kids that can think and reason and read written words and actually be able to parse their meaning will soon be like imbuing your kids with superpowers. Gods among men.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love how he acts like maybe we don't know which friend he's talking about, come on man.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm glad I never bought into Cohen's whole "no I'm at war with Don now" bullshit, what a pathetic farce for all concerned.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been saying this for years he's both a rapist and an abusive dad. His foreign policy is rape. His domestic policy is a blend of rape and spousal/child abuse. Have my steak on the table, hot and ready when I get home or you're gonna get it.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this this this this this this this
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
San Diego! Cursed! I tell people this all the time.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man, when I tell people San Diego is a cursed sports city it's plays like that I point to. Holy moly.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah leadership loves the consultant class and boy, the bad ideas from that group are voluminous.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To me I think there's at least two problems: a major disconnect between political reality and what people would LIKE to see happen, which you mentioned, but also a major disconnect in what Ds ever think is politically possible and what Rs think is politically possible. Ds never swing for the fences.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man look at this guy, ready for winter.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too bad the D cowards we have will never ever do this.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What birbs are these
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mine are Tony and Chris Cornell
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Parrots can call other parrots and show preferences for some over others, sure they can. The AI cannot.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah dude people like you have been around since the ELIZA days, nothing changes. It's not alive. But I have questions about you now.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He sure shitposts like an angry teen
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah that Atlantic article never talks about this side bsky.app/profile/erin...
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weird how can a nurse have an associates degree
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounds like the group chat I'm in
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right but he's backwards like with most things. You fall back once more THEN stop forever, that's the right way.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leave it to Don to take the exact wrong side of this @savestandard.bsky.social
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once you take out lawyer's fees and taxes it's not near enough for what they endured if you ask me, especially split 5 ways.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah no this is an asshole litmus test and you failed
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tilted owls are best
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a real hot/cold relationship with baseball but playoff baseball is great, but it's also great to see Petco Park joyous and cheering for a playoff game. Such a thirsty, starving city for a title. Overlooked as a cursed sports city so even as an erstwhile San Diegan it would be nice to see.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keep watching.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man. Save a few runs for game 2 maybe just in case, lol.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What surprised me was the regulatory hurdles involved in burying someone, assuming you're doing that. It took a permit from the county in my case for a nominal fee.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get Smart, it saved Mel Brooks' career.
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Joe Ryan @joesryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounds fun! I'm curious to know how it goes from that side.
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