joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Worst thing that ever happened to society was putting clout chasing referees in the booth. Get out of here you bootlicking recruiter 000
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Leah after I knocked her up during missionary 280
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026They started the college football playoff game at NINE Ante meridiem PACIFIC TIME??? I want criminal charges filed before COB today, for whomstever is responsible for this atrocity 030
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Americans will use any holiday as an excuse to detonate a shit ton of colorful explosives; the 4th of July, New Years, the 3rd Wednesday of October…pretty neat stuff we do over here lads 060
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Has anyone even figured out what the hell a buckeye is yet 130
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Oh shit. I remembered my password for this place. Hell yeah, get rekt dementia 1132
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 20/01/2025How you guys doing over here? Can I get you anything? 480
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025What if Pete Alonso is using the Mets as leverage to get a better deal from a monastery. Ever think about that? No because you’re a sinner 071
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Take your bootlicking ass on outta here buddy 130
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025It’s pretty funny that our brain dead politicians just accidentally undid decades of propaganda and now millions of Americans are finding out that Chinese people are actually fuckin awesome 160
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Took a little too long for my mother in law to text back the prime video password so I can watch Ravens/Steelers. She needs to lock in 120
Reposted by @joeseppi.bsky.socialRyan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Going to shotgun 4 beers to try and catch up to how drunk this fucking game is. 1111
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I think it’s time to have an uncomfortable conversation about Justin Herbert 110
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Both of these teams should be eliminated from the playoffs at halftime. They stink 010
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Still kind of weird not to see Eric Weddle running around in the defensive backfield for the chargers 030
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Took me 23 minutes of watching Ravens/Steelers before I realized it was a rerun on nfl network from the regular season and that chargers/texans was the actual live playoff game on. This is my favorite flavor of CTE 080
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Am I allowed to make fun of the Boston Bruins here? 140
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Important bluesky updates. I quit flatbedding over a month ago and now I’m a piece of garbage day cab reefer boy. Thank you 140
Reposted by @joeseppi.bsky.socialRyan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I think the furthest the Texans could go in the playoffs is probably Buffalo but I haven’t looked at a map to make sure. 2111
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 09/01/2025How do I become a professional gamer? Do they have 401k or a union pension or anything? 240
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I guess I just got blocked by a lady that asked what my favorite cereal is?? This app was fun while it lasted 3130
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Good morning. Time to hitch up our wagons and head east 📍Overton, NE 5150
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024We’ll know this app is a contender once Barrack Obama creates an account and immediately follows half a million accounts 3220
Reposted by @joeseppi.bsky.socialAustin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 14/11/2024SURPRISE MF 161
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I hope Sky security is not allowing men sporting goatees, to get through. We need to have standards here. 160
Reposted by @joeseppi.bsky.socialTommy @realtombentley.bsky.social · 13/11/2024They’re eating the tweets and retweets 151
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Just realized I’m a Twitter immigrant. Marjorie Taylor green is not going to like this place 3111
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I just want someone to love me as much as Colorado drivers love crashing into eachother 280
Reposted by @joeseppi.bsky.socialEmily Nyman @emshedoesit.bsky.social · 11/11/2024bluesky user who needs everyone to know they were here first 0301
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Hello BS’rs, please rate my LA Tarp job thank you. 6191
Reposted by @joeseppi.bsky.socialAtlien_OG @atlantaog.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Cigarettes are like hamsters… They're completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire 051
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Almost strangled myself with my umbilical cord when I was born 5160
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 11/11/2024had to fight off an ant invasion in and around my truck just now. I would like to say I handled it with poise and professionalism but instead of that I just sort of panicked and grabbed my window cleaner and started blasting 3160
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I don’t care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says, Pluto should be a planet! 1110
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 10/11/2024What do you guys think those fascists are doing right now back at our old place 440
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 10/11/2024It’s 4:30 am Sunday morning. A suspicious vehicle just drove past where I’m parked on this sketchy side street. I was able to snap a picture in case anything happens to me or the supply chain crisis👇 3130
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 10/11/2024This has been a lot of fun but can we go back now? My friends are gonna start to worry soon 6140
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I hope we can cuss on the indigo atmosphere app; THE WASHINGTON HUSKIES FUCKING SUCK!! 2110
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Has anyone figured out if we have to pay HOA fees in the blue sky or what 1120
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 09/11/2024The thing about me, is my clout chasing stamina has no limits. If you create a new place for me to make a mess in, I will always show up. But I’m leaving as soon as I see one of the Costco guys. You’ve been warned. 4120
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 09/11/2024I would like to talk to blue sky management please. I’ve been a resident here for almost a day and haven’t had any gorgeous women reply to my posts with “Hi” yet. Would love an explanation at your earliest convenience. Thank you. 5150
joeseppi.bsky.social @joeseppi.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Can’t believe you guys tricked me into coming over here 3170
