iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

Was surprised by Matthew McConaughey’s vocabulary, particularly his use of the term “mendacious” until I heard him use it again in two subsequent interviews. My man is stuck on mendacious.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 02/06/2023

Two nights ago I realized I was dreaming and could control everything about my environment, but it still took me several attempts before I managed to fly

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 02/06/2023

If you don’t have a full Allen wrench set, you haven’t known trouble

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

I’ve been thinking about this all day

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

When I replace the toilet paper in the bathroom only I use before it runs out

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

fishtopher walken

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

Girl, is your name Expelliarmus? Cause you have disarming charm…

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

When I drink, good things happen. For instance, I was badly hungover a few years ago, and an old friend came over to take care of me. It was miserable. A few days later, he met a woman. They’re getting married next month. I tipped the cosmic scales in his favor. I’m a hero, of sorts.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

Feverishly searching for any minor setback in my life that I can turn into a self-aggrandizing post on LinkedIn

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

When I ask, “Got any loosies?” I’m asking if you have any loose extra strength lactaid pills on your person

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 14/05/2023

The swat police called, I’m headed to the station to turn myself in

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Rented a book about private equity from the public library, I’m ngmi

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Know I’m getting old because I go to bed earlier on the weekend than during the week

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Bluesky reminds me a lot of Barton Springs. There’s a surprising mix of naked people and wholesome interactions between strangers

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

A witch/hag/crone triple threat

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

it’s good to reshuffle the deck

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

You seem to be fluent in English, which puts you in elite company

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

I have so thoroughly ruined my bluesky timeline by following anyone with a pulse that I fear I’ve dug a hole from which I may never return

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Planning to tie one on tonight and just might get to skeetin

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

Just walked by a crazy-eyed college kid in downtown Austin who was desperately asking her friend, “How many did I take?”

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

Proof that adding “geo” to something doesn’t always make it better

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

When we start running out of potable water, almonds will become a rare delicacy sold in little tins and they’ll be marketed as, “tree caviar”

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

Ever since I turned off nudity I think I’ve lost the main threads on here

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Only thing I’m measuring out in milligrams is melatonin, son

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Gonna try to get banned just to take you down

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

I can’t see my likes, but could someone who understood how to query the protocol see them? How does this work.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

I don’t understand the protocol, but I hope there’s an immutable ledger of all our garbage takes that lives forever like preserved scat in digital amber

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

Can’t handle the heat (butts)

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