iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

Was surprised by Matthew McConaughey’s vocabulary, particularly his use of the term “mendacious” until I heard him use it again in two subsequent interviews. My man is stuck on mendacious.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 02/06/2023

Two nights ago I realized I was dreaming and could control everything about my environment, but it still took me several attempts before I managed to fly

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 02/06/2023

If you don’t have a full Allen wrench set, you haven’t known trouble

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

When I replace the toilet paper in the bathroom only I use before it runs out

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

fishtopher walken

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

Girl, is your name Expelliarmus? Cause you have disarming charm…

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

When I drink, good things happen. For instance, I was badly hungover a few years ago, and an old friend came over to take care of me. It was miserable. A few days later, he met a woman. They’re getting married next month. I tipped the cosmic scales in his favor. I’m a hero, of sorts.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

Feverishly searching for any minor setback in my life that I can turn into a self-aggrandizing post on LinkedIn

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

When I ask, “Got any loosies?” I’m asking if you have any loose extra strength lactaid pills on your person

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 14/05/2023

The swat police called, I’m headed to the station to turn myself in

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Rented a book about private equity from the public library, I’m ngmi

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Know I’m getting old because I go to bed earlier on the weekend than during the week

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Bluesky reminds me a lot of Barton Springs. There’s a surprising mix of naked people and wholesome interactions between strangers

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

I have so thoroughly ruined my bluesky timeline by following anyone with a pulse that I fear I’ve dug a hole from which I may never return

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Planning to tie one on tonight and just might get to skeetin

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

Just walked by a crazy-eyed college kid in downtown Austin who was desperately asking her friend, “How many did I take?”

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

Proof that adding “geo” to something doesn’t always make it better

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

When we start running out of potable water, almonds will become a rare delicacy sold in little tins and they’ll be marketed as, “tree caviar”

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Only thing I’m measuring out in milligrams is melatonin, son

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

I can’t see my likes, but could someone who understood how to query the protocol see them? How does this work.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

I don’t understand the protocol, but I hope there’s an immutable ledger of all our garbage takes that lives forever like preserved scat in digital amber

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

A big piece of my teenage self died today when I finally relented and voluntarily set nudity to “hide”

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

My Kirkland Siggy Unc 3000s came in the mail today 😤

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

Shocked and horrified to learn I’m not the first person to talk about synthetic aperture radar on here

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

Budget airlines are more fun because people clap when you land

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

Hung out with some friends from college last night and the topic of SpaceX/Starship came up and I was shocked that they were all under the impression it was a big embarrassing failure

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

Bachelor party this weekend - gonna get wild (might have a few big beers at the baseball game)

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

When they hire content moderators they should call them “skeet patrol” ⛑️

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

I see the journalists have arrived. We are now making news on here. We’re in the action.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

It’s not called “doxxing” on here, it’s called “skeet-tattling”

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

I’m the skeeter you need, not the one you deserve

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

While it’s probably healthy to get rejected from something you desire badly, I’m reminded today that it still sucks every time!

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 26/04/2023

You think true talent is being able to dance or paint or play music exquisitely?? Any rube with a lucky roll of the dice can do that. True talent is having no discernible skills and yet somehow still getting attention on here. I’m the Kim Kardashian of bluesky.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 26/04/2023

Has bluesky had a main character for a day yet?

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 26/04/2023

Super advanced AGI studying its origin 100 years from now

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 25/04/2023

Deep down, I’m a bad person (I love going into an office)

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 25/04/2023

My dermatologist cuts something off me every time I go with a terrifying murmur like “Oh, no, I don’t like the look of that,” and then never calls me with test results. Adds a real zest to my life.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 25/04/2023

I have one extremely long chest hair - maybe 4 inches long. It’s obscene. It’s an abomination. I love it.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 22/04/2023

Looking forward to when Bluesky brings this kind of heat

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 22/04/2023

Working my way to 1,000 followers on here the old fashioned way (following 10,000 accounts)

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 20/04/2023

The richest people I knew growing up had a refrigerator that dispensed filtered water and ice…and now that I own one, I fear I’ve reached the mountain top and it’s all downhill from here

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 19/04/2023

It’s pretty easy to develop an eye for bullshit artists in non-technical fields. but it’s harder in the sciences where most of them started off legit and haven’t yet realized themselves that it’s not gonna work

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 16/04/2023

Spending the evening at a mustache convention (indy concert in Austin)

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 15/04/2023

I was put on this app to do two things: kick ass and post 0 like bangers. And brother, I’m all out of ass to kick.

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 15/04/2023

Revving up the weed whacker and dropping my sunglasses into place with a practiced nod of the head while I growl, “It’s a bad day to be a weed…”

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 15/04/2023

Working on the Bluesky equivalent for LinkedIn and calling it Blackhole, who here can code?

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Joe Morrison @joemorrison.bsky.social · 15/04/2023

@jay.bsky.team any chance I could snag a few invites? There are a few communities I have in mind (OSINT, geospatial, space) and I want to subject them to my banal posts on here

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