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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s a pretty damning statement all things considered. Use of sham is particularly brutal. Sham City www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
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Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kind of feels more like an Activision takeover of Microsoft at this point.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just got to hope that we do an Iarola and Glasner at Bournemouth/Crystal Palace where it just clicks after “bad” starts and we just push on and move up the table. Aside from Brentford we played well in every match for large periods but just can’t seem to catch a break at the moment.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They will just come up with another bullshit narrative to bash us around the head with.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Lizard, Cornwall. September 2026 Been hanging around too many geologists! First time using my Nikon (and tripod!) in a while. #cornwall #thelizard #geology #nikon #nikonz6ⅲ
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A fair number of us have wanted him shot into the sun for a good while now. Still waiting.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bergvall has been very good tonight. Encouraging
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just the 36 points sat on my bench 😬
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got a last minute Johnson/Tarkowski winner all over this.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit comment: 

Hello! Did you intend the ending of Pan’s labyrinth to be real or in Ofelia’s mind?

Guillermo Del Toro's reply: 

My interpretation, and it's exclusively mine, is that it's real.

Because there's two things. One is what people call “The Shining Question.” The Shining Question is, Who opens the door for Jack to get out of the fridge? And Ofelia is in an attic with a guard outside her door, and she draws the door with the magic chalk, and she shows up in the labyrinth. So, the only way she could have gone into the labyrinth is the magic chalk. And the flower is real at the end. The flower that blooms in the dead tree. And the reason I think it’s real is because—and this is why I'm in favor of the human factor in art—I think that art does transform the world. You know?

Think about it for a second. One of the goals, with all this movement, is to make you believe that art is vulgar. That art is nothing special, and anybody can do art. That is like me telling you that I'm faster at running than Usain Bolt but I “run” in my motorcycle. Well, that's not the same. That’s not the same at all.

Art is important, and they want you to believe it isn't. It's part of the idea of control. The goal is not to have artificial intelligence. The goal is to foster natural stupidity. The goal is to foster you not looking for answers, and to trust yourself entirely to an engine. Look at the way we are dipping our toes into these things. We are starting to ask the machine, Is this true? For now, there's a correlation between reality and what the answers of the machine are. For now. But soon, we won't even investigate further. We will be told it's true. And if the machine is in the hands of somebody who should not be trusted, then your reality has been completely and utterly fucked. Because your intelligence ends at the question. You don't seek the answer. It's given to you.Q: You recently mentioned that AI creates 'semi-compelling screensavers' and that you'd 'rather die' than use it. As a filmmaker who relies heavily on practical effects and creature design, what do you think is the biggest thing lost when a computer generates an image instead of a human hand?

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The three quarters of the process that gave you the chance to think of the idea that people don't think about without that process. Meaning, AI can get you to the middle really fast, but there's a dialectic with the process that gets you to that top 10%. I'll give you an example with the Pale Man.

We sculpted it as an old man, with a face. And then I said, Let's take out the face. This happened because I saw a photo of a manta ray and the poster for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm. That combination, which happened at two different times during a week or a month, are not permutations that are chemically part of an equation. They are alchemy. And then I said, Take out the face, and then I said, Let's put the eyes on the hands. This triangulation happens because I spent a month or two months living with the idea of this creature. And it's not linear.

AI is like a super-fast engine that makes semi-sentient permutations of things that are already done. Creation is things that have never been done. Coming to exist.

And the second thing is the loss of the apprenticeship that one has as an artist. You're never a master; you're always an apprentice. This is a kinship I have with, for example, Chris Nolan. When he showed me The Odyssey, there’s a scene when Matt Damon is floating in the stormy ocean and I asked him—because we were talking about practical effects, and how great it is and that we both always use a maquette or a model—and I asked him, How did you do it? He said, “We put him in a storm in the ocean.”

And you're gonna find that 30% of a great image occurs accidentally. You know, either a drop of water hits the lens, or the camera shakes. I remember when in 1993, '94, Jim…
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An evolution of turgid football where flair and expression are muted for systems and order and personality dimmed for content and media training.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seeing talented young players not being able to break through, brought and sold like commodities to balance the books. Those that do are beholden by fans to be perfect and play like they got years behind them.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And that’s not even mentioning the merry go round of managers, booing your team when they lose, booing your own players because they misplaced a pass. Fans welcoming owners of oil and nation states, sorry when the likes of Bury go under but upset when they can’t spend beyond their means.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
£3.46 billion spent in the Premier League transfer window this summer. All at the cost of rising ticket prices and subscriptions, games being moved for tv, against a backdrop of a toxic social media circus revelling in the abuse of players and all normalised by punditry and shite like talksport.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
See there’s been a massive uptake today in grifting from the outrage merchants regarding Spurs. Very good transfer window but word of Tosin and Murdyk and the pitchforks are out and the world is ending.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A new season dawns. Coys
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Off up to WHL. Let’s hope this season is miles better than the last couple Hard game to call today. Newcastle looked well organised and good on the break last weekend if defensively frail. Think it’s going to take a good while for us to gel. But have to be optimistic right? Savio & Marmoush impact?
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look forward to seeing the other comedy episodes. Especially if they match the quality of TOS!
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Only just got round to watching Those Old Scientists. It’s every bit as thrilling and magical as Trials and Tribble-ations. Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks is the best Star Trek has been for a long time. Absolutely loving it.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guess with the medical he will meet half of the squad at the same time.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today I learned that Shaun Pollock has a higher test batting average than Freddie Flintoff. Surprised me a bit. Always handy with a bat ala Shane Warne but didn’t remember him being that handy. Guess there’s a few not outs in there but still.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well this one came out of the blue
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Could do with VDV and Porro getting some minutes midweek in lieu for Newcastle. They’re looking very quick and direct on the counter. Going to cause us all sorts of issues.
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Arran @dcruza.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Guys that’s not the moon, it’s just Gabriel’s penalty
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tea eclipse
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Releases a month before Xmas. Makes sense for people to plan around that.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Of course like all conspiracy theories there may be a nugget of truth that feel likes it gives them credibility and hence a life but it’s been startling to see how far people will go to deny something obvious in front of them.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
But all nuance and common sense thinking has left the window. We’re currently at the “You will own nothing” stage, which of course was popularised by the right and conspiracy theorists of the back of a ‘what if’ essay written for the World Economic Forum about 15 minute cities.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The reactions to the disc announcement I get - they hold emotional attachments for many people and it’s how people have engaged with games for all their lives, but the GTA reactions have lost me. There is obviously deeper issues and frustration at hand here too - they industry is not in a good place
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s understandable why some people are upset or frustrated with a decision but it’s interesting to see how people can’t accept a reality in front of them, trying to prove multiple sources and even their own experiences wrong. Can see how Steve Bannon had a field day with us a decade or so back.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you want to see how a community quickly descends into conspiratorial thinking take a look at the gaming community over the last month. The reactions to the Sony disc announcement & Rockstar partnering with Netflix to preview GTA6 has been frankly nuts.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Surely a matter of national security.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
For me it isn’t the psychical aspect it’s more to do with how uncertain things are around the industry at the moment with how expensive consoles look like they will be (and also parts for a pc too). Replacing anything seems like it will need a mortgage let alone buying something new.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is interesting if you've got young 'uns wanting a mobile phone, or just want to make your own smart phone 'dumb' for a while to avoid distractions/temptation while working...
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was a good World Cup. Great to see fans of all countries celebrate football, life and each other. It’s infectious and there be millions of people going home with a new perspective on life. Infantino, FIFA and Trump and still massive bellends though. And that’s being polite.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Unlucky Greece, you’re still the worst team to win an international tournament.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It was nice to actually sleep under my duvet last night rather than on top of it.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Think of us long suffering spurs fans having to put up with him all season.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thing is we didn’t have anything to fear from Argentina. We just invited them on to us and deserved what we got. We had the measure of them.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just another 27 years and a bit to go. If I’m lucky.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 12/07/2026
I just think he's neat
A fairly wonky drawing of England's best defender Djed Spence
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Djed
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John Morales @johnmoralestv.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Recent Belgian Heatwave Declared Deadliest on Record: “the situation during the peak weekend was so severe that excess mortality surpassed even the worst weekend of the COVID-19 pandemic. Between June 22nd and June 27th, a staggering 1,747 excess deaths were recorded.” #Belgium #heatwave #europe
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Another reminder that everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Goal!
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Haven’t played well tonight but this degree of perfectionism that commentators expect (and to a lesser extent fans) is pissing me off. And it comes from ex players who know how difficult football matches can be. Not just a moan at tonight’s match but it’s been happening across football for a while
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The fact that Japan aren’t playing in their blue home kit but in a colour similar to Brazil is really bothering me to the point i can’t watch it.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
With all the news of memory prices increasing substantially and pricing everyone out of gaming I would honestly be excited by just having a PlayStation Indie machine. Plays the likes of Silksong & Hades 2 but also an array of indie takes of their classic franchises. Think it’s all I need these days.
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Joel Stinton @joelstinton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just imagine trying to replace or upgrade a government department or NHS trust IT network in these times. Bet it wasn’t even considered when signing all these contracts with A.I companies.
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