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Joel Barker

@joelbarker08.bsky.social
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Professor of Biblical Studies at Heritage College. Fan of Toronto sports and nerdy humour. Mostly posts about curling 🥌

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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy anniversary to my first introduction to the Gilgamesh epic
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RT @ryankturnbull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm only aware of this song because of the bardcore cover of it: "Choosin' Wessex"
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having successfully taken down a multibillionaire, Pablo Torre sets his sights on God
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Art but make it savage
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking at him, Jesus said “One thing you lack: go and unfriend all your followers and delete your account, and you will go viral in heaven; come, follow Me.” But the man was deeply dismayed by these words, and he went away grieving; for he was one who had many posts.
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it part of the Jonas Brothers' mission to be awkwardly jammed into as many sporting events as possible? Still reeling from their random World Series appearance last year.
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
can we get the TV mics away from that idiot fan in Sacramento? #bluejays
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Matt Thiessen @mattthiessen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OK - what are your favourite AI sucks stories and anecdotes? I'm realizing that I need to start collecting these to drop on my students, friends, and family. This one making the Bluesky rounds today is an excellent example. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Hikers stranded on Mount Shasta after 'heavily' relying on AI for planning
A trio of Roseville hikers needed rescue after relying too heavily on artificial intelligence to navigate Mount Shasta. The three men left their campsite at 3:00 a.m. Sunday with daypacks on the Clea...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Students who nod and smile during lecture when we try to make a point? Heroes
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
an actual "everybody clapped" story
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Brett Bateman is the new Ernie Clement
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lots of Ern-dawgs out there for Ernie Clement. How about an Ern-cat? Named by my baseball obsessed 13 year old, her arrival corresponded perfectly with the end of the rep baseball season #bluejays
gray cat
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Been waiting for him to appear for longer than Godot
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
absolutely infuriated (okay, not really) by how Canada played that 1st and 3rd situation in the LLWS. Japan absolutely will trade a run for an out and clear base paths there
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
just started watching this season's Hard Knocks and Mike MacDonald is such an earnest dork (complimentary)
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
love this
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
let's never give Tyler Rogers the 9th inning again, k? #bluejays
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is remarkable
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
tough play. With Raleigh running you probably have time to go 3-6-3 there. However, it must be so tempting to step on 1B when its just, right, there.
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
Alt: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I teach a lot about the bible and ancient greek tradition through comparison and one of the things I often tell my students is that one fundamental difference is that the biblical god gets mad at you for sin, but sometimes in Greece you accidentally sit on a bench Dionysius really liked
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I actually want that hat
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
♫ yakety sax . mp3 ♫
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wild scenes at 13U baseball last night. Not once, but twice, the catcher's throw back to the pitcher hit the batter's bat and ricocheted away. Thanks to the Shin-Shoo Choo play from the 2015 playoffs, the coaches on both teams knew exactly what was happening. Players were extremely confused. ⚾
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Boy, that escalated quickly
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
so kind of the sky to be providing visual inspiration while I'm writing on the Day of the LORD
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
at a 13u baseball tournament where my kid, who has had a tough go on the mound, pitched 3 innings of shutout relief, also drove in the winning run and then singled and scored to add insurance in a 7-2 victory. My heartrate may just now be returning to normal.He's fine when he pitches, I'm a wreck⚾
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jon Bois has elevated "Remembering Some Guys" to an absolute art form
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
By request
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Canada might have been eliminated, but at least we didn't do...whatever that was ⚽
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
well, I'm sure the Mexican fans will be calm and orderly while exiting the stadium
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't move and I had no rooting interesting
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm reminded of the passage in autobiography of Wayne Gretzky ghost-written by Rick Reilly where Janet was introduced to hockey through the 1987 Canada Cup final between USSR-Canada
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
knew someone would have the tweet
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I confess I don't understand the strategy of taking off your best strikers when a tying goal and penalties remains a live possibility
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"that will surely seal the deal now" ...have these commentators been watching this game?
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The Players’ Tribune @playerstribune.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hello! Bonjour! It’s Ismaël here. Thank you for the words of support, and for making me feel a part of this. Canada, this is for you. playerstribu.ne/Kone
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A Letter to My Canada Football Family | By Ismaël Koné
'The thing I couldn’t stop thinking about, it’s how disappointed I was not to get to help our team on the field anymore, while we’re on this mission together.'
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
he's gotta be offside, right?
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Christine Sinclair mentioned by the USA-Bosnia announcers!
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James G @orth.ca · 28/06/2026
Here are some random calls of the Eustaquio goal.
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
never felt my age more than hearing the local oldies stations playing Avril Lavigne
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
was not expecting the Joey Loperfido revenge series
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
welp
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Joel Barker @joelbarker08.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
stupid diving Swiss
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I wrote about my dad's love of the Chicago White Sox, finding time for lost causes and watching your parents age. Free to read. Happy Father's Day.
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How my dad’s love of the White Sox taught me to look at life and sports differently (Gift Article)
Sometimes baseball, and sports in general, is about much more than wins and losses.
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